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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #280 on: August 27, 2008, 11:56:57 pm »
met beckham  about 6 years ago while he was shopping at asda, alderley edge. he only ever used aisle 7 (superstition)even then, the girls at the till would fight over the number 7 till. were were on a refurb, only time I'll ever work in alderley edge!!!. Said hello to him as he loaded his car up, was sound said hello and that till me mate reminded him we were playing him on sunday.  any 1 still awake?!!!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #281 on: August 28, 2008, 12:19:06 am »
John Aldridge in (you guessed it) Aldo's Place. Also a couple of WAGS over the weekend.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #282 on: August 28, 2008, 12:43:22 am »
I'm proud to say i was nearly run over by none other than sami hyypia at the carling cup match at reading last year i think it was, absolutely shit myself but forgot all about it when he got out of his range rover  :D
Still not as bad as my brother in law though, he had a slice so bad he actually hit the ball backwards.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #283 on: August 28, 2008, 01:10:15 am »
I'm proud to say i was nearly run over by none other than sami hyypia at the carling cup match at reading last year i think it was, absolutely shit myself but forgot all about it when he got out of his range rover  :D

i nearly once ran over paddy berger and his missus when he was on crutches

Anyway I was with them when I met Pepe, so straight away as we walk in her dad went "Not again". We were shown to a table and sat opposite us was none other than Supersub David Fairclough with his wife. Her dad's a Blue so he was moaning about me and asking whether I was going to go bother him like I did Reina!

used to see fairclough a fair bit in anderson's in town...

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #284 on: August 29, 2008, 12:22:18 am »
Just seen N'Gog in town by the Met Quarter let onto him and he winked and gave the thumbs up
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #285 on: August 29, 2008, 03:50:16 pm »
Just seen N'Gog in town by the Met Quarter let onto him and he winked and gave the thumbs up


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #286 on: August 29, 2008, 04:28:09 pm »
n'gog, plessis and none other than itanje were in the newz bar last night

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #287 on: August 29, 2008, 04:41:20 pm »
remember a few seasons ago up at the ikea in warrington sum big porsche jeep went tearing past us round the roundabout n cut us up. dad went mental swearing his head off. anyway few mins later and we see the to blokes gettin out the car. morientes and garcia :) . dad lost the bottle to have a go when he saw em :D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #288 on: August 29, 2008, 04:42:36 pm »
n'gog, plessis and none other than itanje were in the newz bar last night

Itandje still there!  :butt
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #289 on: August 29, 2008, 08:05:38 pm »
Itandje still there!  :butt

Oh no...

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #290 on: August 29, 2008, 08:17:12 pm »
Itandje still there!  :butt

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #291 on: August 29, 2008, 08:38:11 pm »
Just seen N'Gog in town by the Met Quarter let onto him and he winked and gave the thumbs up

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #292 on: August 29, 2008, 11:51:35 pm »
pepe pulled up next to us at the lights on tuesday (surprisingly big hands!)

One of the lads I was working with is a Blue nose and shouted at him, "Don't drop anything tonight Pepe lad!"



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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #293 on: August 30, 2008, 12:03:21 am »
Saw Jordy Brouwer near JD in town today. I have to say, his bird is fine.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #294 on: September 28, 2008, 08:01:22 pm »
was at Gullivers world today.  Met Yossi.  He was happy to have a snap with me and the kids.....he looked less happy that he was spending his Sunday at Gullivers World. 

My wife forced me to go over.  I got a bit tongue tied and star struck and said 'Hola' to him....D'oh!   He must think I'm well thick!

Then my wife isulted him further by saying to the kids..."you know he plays for Liverpool...like Gerrard and Torres"  She might have well as said your in the 2nd string!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #295 on: September 28, 2008, 08:38:02 pm »
My wife forced me to go over.  I got a bit tongue tied and star struck and said 'Hola' to him....D'oh!   He must think I'm well thick!
An obvious reference to his Racing Santander days, I'm sure. :P
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #296 on: September 28, 2008, 09:22:58 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #297 on: September 28, 2008, 09:45:20 pm »
was at Gullivers world today.  Met Yossi.  He was happy to have a snap with me and the kids.....he looked less happy that he was spending his Sunday at Gullivers World. 

My wife forced me to go over.  I got a bit tongue tied and star struck and said 'Hola' to him....D'oh!   He must think I'm well thick!

Then my wife isulted him further by saying to the kids..."you know he plays for Liverpool...like Gerrard and Torres"  She might have well as said your in the 2nd string!

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Sounds like you were the cherry on top of a great day for him.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #298 on: September 29, 2008, 12:04:18 am »
Well, the only Liverpool connected person I've seen about isn't that admirable.

I was at Anfield the day of the Toulouse away game last season, having a tour and such like with a few people who wanted to see the trophy's and all that jazz, and there was some offer for a picture with the European Cup. So we were walking up the stairs, and a mate was admiring the picture of Cisse dancing around the European Cup in Istanbul, and this short, stumpy grey haired bloke walks up the stairs, looks me straight in the eye and says "Hello, how are you?". Good manners that I thought, I told him I was ok and I was pleased to meet him. He moved on and walked into the museum. He seemed like quite an ordinary, genuine person and I walked off with a smile on my face quite made up that someone really famous had cared to ask how I was.

Doesn't seem so great now, looking back on my meeting with George Gillett :(


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #299 on: September 29, 2008, 12:13:18 am »
Doesn't seem so great now, looking back on my meeting with George Gillett :(

Coulda been worse, could've been Tom hicks :P
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #300 on: September 29, 2008, 12:17:55 am »
Seen sissoko in the shisha bar 2 years ago i think it was

Saw Gerrard. Hamman and Carragher (his bro is identical) and their wives in newz
Dudek in smiths
Kuyt on Queens drive
Torres round by ours in his Range Rover when he first moved over here.
Aurelio and Lucas plenty of times around.
Pennant in Circo in the docks with that Mercedes bird.

Been loads others though

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #301 on: September 29, 2008, 12:18:25 am »
Oh and Whitbread, Warnock, Kirkland and co in the airport on the way to Istanbul

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #302 on: September 29, 2008, 12:46:03 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #303 on: September 29, 2008, 01:15:01 pm »
seen xabi out celebrating on saturday night in heebie jeebies.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #304 on: September 29, 2008, 03:32:57 pm »
ngog in town the other week
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #305 on: September 29, 2008, 08:53:53 pm »
:D
Sounds like you were the cherry on top of a great day for him.

Well I don't think anyone else recognised him.....so he probably was made up.  Would have been different if he was rugby league player.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #306 on: September 29, 2008, 09:00:36 pm »
seen xabi out celebrating on saturday night in heebie jeebies.

Xabi's a mosher haha. Met Sami's wife the other week shes a tit.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #307 on: September 29, 2008, 09:29:51 pm »
Yes! Always knew Xabi was sound!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #308 on: September 29, 2008, 09:51:49 pm »
He was in there on sunday. Hes not as big as i'de have thought, a lot slimmer yet had a bit of a gut, although that was probably the security guard he ate on the way in.

Monster, benayoun and voronin shop in the big tesco on allerton rd.

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That really made me piss meself laughin for some reason!

I think it was just the matter of fact way it was written - no exclamation or anything!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #309 on: September 29, 2008, 10:56:22 pm »
seen xabi out celebrating on saturday night in heebie jeebies.

He bought me a drink. Then his agent (i think it was) did. Cheap night  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #310 on: September 30, 2008, 07:58:33 am »
Xabi's a mosher haha. Met Sami's wife the other week shes a tit.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #311 on: September 30, 2008, 08:24:19 am »
He bought me a drink. Then his agent (i think it was) did. Cheap night  ;D

Serious? Xabi's a fucking legend!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #312 on: October 19, 2008, 11:53:40 pm »
Met Emiliano Insua in town the other week

Cheerfully went "alright emil!" and gave him a pat on the back but he basically ignored me while his girlfriend (pretty decent) was cracking up, he looked right moody! Eventually got a thumbs up as I was walking away. Looking back, think his girlfriend was laughing that someone actually recognised him. Proper built guy though wouldn't like to fight him.

Saw Jay Spearing in Wallasey Village also. Apparently his girlfriend works at the local cricket club?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #313 on: October 19, 2008, 11:56:17 pm »
Met Emiliano Insua in town the other week

Cheerfully went "alright emil!" and gave him a pat on the back but he basically ignored me while his girlfriend (pretty decent) was cracking up, he looked right moody! Eventually got a thumbs up as I was walking away. Looking back, think his girlfriend was laughing that someone actually recognised him. Proper built guy though wouldn't like to fight him.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #314 on: October 20, 2008, 12:00:49 am »
Did you grab his man boobs?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #315 on: October 20, 2008, 12:28:03 am »
Seen, not met Damien Plessis in Baa Bar the other week.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #316 on: October 20, 2008, 04:51:43 am »
He bought me a drink. Then his agent (i think it was) did. Cheap night  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #317 on: October 20, 2008, 07:15:23 am »
This has become quite camp! bonjour marin
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #318 on: October 20, 2008, 12:07:55 pm »
Seen, not met Damien Plessis in Baa Bar the other week.

Me mates met him and N'Gog in Cube last week. Reckon they were sound.. And Jaska shes just up her own arse when shes done fuck all to deserve to be, I asked her to get me something signed politely, and she said "in your dreams." Shes a fittie though..
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #319 on: October 20, 2008, 03:13:46 pm »
Flew with (same plane) Yossi last Thursday Copenhagen - Manchester (after Israel game)

Some Danish (i guess) guy rushed up to shake his hand while his mate congratulated him on his goal

First Danish Guy said "what goal" - Liverpool haven't played for 10 days

Yossi smiled patiently - seemed a good lad