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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #240 on: July 25, 2008, 08:42:20 pm »
I've thought about this and even if i was a multimillionaire, i'd shop in the ASDA, by far the best. Fucks m & s.

i heard a rumour once that dirk kuyt asks for one of the player's lackeys to accompany him at asda when he goes shopping....

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #241 on: July 26, 2008, 07:07:03 am »
Haha sorry mate can't help myself.



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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #242 on: July 26, 2008, 09:12:10 am »
Skrtel has been seen a few times by some mates of mine in the little Tesco further up Smithdown.

Rumour has it that ever since then the "Ghost of Smithdown Road" hasn't been seen ..... scary that

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #243 on: July 26, 2008, 09:51:31 am »
Rumour has it that ever since then the "Ghost of Smithdown Road" hasn't been seen ..... scary that

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #244 on: July 26, 2008, 10:18:27 am »
Why the fuck any professional footballer on thousands of pounds per week would do their shopping in the ASDA I honestly do not know.

It doesn't matter how much money you earn, you can't beat Asda price.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #245 on: July 26, 2008, 10:49:14 am »
Skrtel has been seen a few times by some mates of mine in the little Tesco further up Smithdown.
maybe he's working on a deal with Everton now that Agger is back? ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #246 on: July 26, 2008, 10:57:20 am »
Maybe because there down to earth and not snobbish as I would suspect you wouldn't be if you had all that money.

I'm not snobbish at all! For the record I lived just off Smithdown Road for the best part of a year and frequently did my shopping in the ASDA.

But there are just better supermarkets around, and if I had a nice expensive sports car as I imagine most of them do, I'd use it to drive me to some decent deli's and stuff rather than the mass produced vegetables from Holland which tend to get sold in the ASDA.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #247 on: July 26, 2008, 11:14:12 am »
To be fair, if your coming from a foreign country it may be harder. I couldn't tell a Malian Aldi from a Malian Waitrose.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #248 on: July 26, 2008, 11:57:19 am »
I like Asda. I like Tesco too. Nothing beats M&S chocolate buttons, though.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #249 on: July 26, 2008, 01:13:13 pm »
I saw Torres down at the docks a few days after he signed for us last summer. But that was back when I thought he was going to be a big money flop.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #250 on: July 26, 2008, 04:09:03 pm »
I saw Torres down at the docks a few days after he signed for us last summer. But that was back when I thought he was going to be a big money flop.

maybe he saw you and flapped it and realised he had to be good ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #251 on: July 26, 2008, 04:30:06 pm »
maybe he saw you and flapped it and realised he had to be good ;D

Yeah, thats probably what it was - any thank you letters can be sent to my secretary ;)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #252 on: July 27, 2008, 05:19:44 pm »
Haha sorry mate can't help myself.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #253 on: August 25, 2008, 01:36:10 pm »
I saw Plessis and Ngog having a meal in Nando's on Friday night at about 10.  Had a chat with them, and they seemed pretty sound.  Ngog doesn't speak very much English though.  They were with some very nice young ladies indeed.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #254 on: August 25, 2008, 01:41:09 pm »
Dear god Nando's!! With all their money think they'd go somewhere nice.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #255 on: August 25, 2008, 02:28:30 pm »
I saw Phil Neville in a mini near ours the other day.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #256 on: August 25, 2008, 03:22:03 pm »
Mini Skirt or Mini Car ?  ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #257 on: August 25, 2008, 03:29:04 pm »
That's an image my head could have done without :)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #258 on: August 25, 2008, 04:24:17 pm »
I've got another addition of sorts...

Went out on Saturday to the Mayur on Duke Street, for my girlfriend's dad's birthday. Great place, more like a retaurant with Indian food than a straight up curry house.

Anyway I was with them when I met Pepe, so straight away as we walk in her dad went "Not again". We were shown to a table and sat opposite us was none other than Supersub David Fairclough with his wife. Her dad's a Blue so he was moaning about me and asking whether I was going to go bother him like I did Reina!

I would have waited until he'd finished eating if I said hello but out of principle I just nodded and smiled when he looked up and he grinned back - cue 10 minutes of my girlfriend getting a history lesson about St Etienne before she could get a proper look at the menu :D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #259 on: August 25, 2008, 04:35:32 pm »
I've got another addition of sorts...

Went out on Saturday to the Mayur on Duke Street, for my girlfriend's dad's birthday. Great place, more like a retaurant with Indian food than a straight up curry house.

Anyway I was with them when I met Pepe, so straight away as we walk in her dad went "Not again". We were shown to a table and sat opposite us was none other than Supersub David Fairclough with his wife. Her dad's a Blue so he was moaning about me and asking whether I was going to go bother him like I did Reina!

I would have waited until he'd finished eating if I said hello but out of principle I just nodded and smiled when he looked up and he grinned back - cue 10 minutes of my girlfriend getting a history lesson about St Etienne before she could get a proper look at the menu :D


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #260 on: August 25, 2008, 05:01:18 pm »
I saw Plessis and Ngog having a meal in Nando's on Friday night at about 10.  Had a chat with them, and they seemed pretty sound.  Ngog doesn't speak very much English though.  They were with some very nice young ladies indeed.

Who's taller? Both look lanky.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #261 on: August 25, 2008, 05:14:27 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #262 on: August 25, 2008, 05:52:01 pm »
Dear god Nando's!! With all their money think they'd go somewhere nice.

Nando's is fantastic. Have you ever been? Lemon and Herb chicken with peri-peri chips :lickin
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #263 on: August 25, 2008, 07:00:44 pm »
Nando's is fantastic. Have you ever been? Lemon and Herb chicken with peri-peri chips :lickin

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #264 on: August 25, 2008, 07:08:27 pm »
I saw Arbeloa waiting in a traffic jam in Speke car park in a Mini Cooper convertible.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #265 on: August 25, 2008, 07:23:21 pm »
I saw Plessis and Ngog having a meal in Nando's on Friday night at about 10.  Had a chat with them, and they seemed pretty sound.  Ngog doesn't speak very much English though.  They were with some very nice young ladies indeed.
you were round Nando's house and ye only talked to plessis and n'gog?...pfft,.amateur. ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #266 on: August 25, 2008, 10:20:31 pm »
Why the fuck any professional footballer on thousands of pounds per week would do their shopping in the ASDA I honestly do not know.

Maybe it's their local shopping centre?

Dont expect them to have their own farm in their gardens do you ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #267 on: August 26, 2008, 02:28:32 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #268 on: August 26, 2008, 02:45:36 pm »
Torres pulled up along side me at the lights in his merc last season. He has got a mini Nike boot with number 9 hanging of his rear view mirror.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #269 on: August 26, 2008, 03:50:01 pm »
John Aldridge in (you guessed it) Aldo's Place. Also a couple of WAGS over the weekend.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #270 on: August 26, 2008, 11:07:51 pm »
Who's taller? Both look lanky.

Plessis, just.  Both very lanky though yeah.  Most of the restaurant seemed to think Ngog was Usher.  The leather jackets and K-Swiss trainees didn't help.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #271 on: August 27, 2008, 11:57:01 am »
Plessis, just.  Both very lanky though yeah.  Most of the restaurant seemed to think Ngog was Usher.  The leather jackets and K-Swiss trainees didn't help.
An usher, like at a funeral home?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #272 on: August 27, 2008, 11:57:20 am »
you were round Nando's house and ye only talked to plessis and n'gog?...pfft,.amateur. ;)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #273 on: August 27, 2008, 12:06:10 pm »
I seen Martin Skrtel about a week or two ago in Game Liverpool 1 buying a Nintendo Wii!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #274 on: August 27, 2008, 12:40:36 pm »
I seen Martin Skrtel about a week or two ago in Game Liverpool 1 buying a Nintendo Wii!

Guess he'll be on the Wii Boxing then.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #275 on: August 27, 2008, 12:52:02 pm »
Skrtel has been seen a few times by some mates of mine in the little Tesco further up Smithdown.

He was in there on sunday. Hes not as big as i'de have thought, a lot slimmer yet had a bit of a gut, although that was probably the security guard he ate on the way in.

Monster, benayoun and voronin shop in the big tesco on allerton rd.

Not that im a stalker or anything!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #276 on: August 27, 2008, 03:07:44 pm »
I seen Martin Skrtel about a week or two ago in Game Liverpool 1 buying a Nintendo Wii!

feel sorry for any fucker who beats him
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #277 on: August 27, 2008, 07:02:01 pm »
feel sorry for any fucker who beats him

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #278 on: August 27, 2008, 07:15:34 pm »
I seen Martin Skrtel about a week or two ago in Game Liverpool 1 buying a Nintendo Wii!

I wonder who he plays with. In my head him and Agger are bestest mates, but I think maybe in real life he is friends with Voronin.

Ha! c'mon over Voro, I just got a wii.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #279 on: August 27, 2008, 11:02:13 pm »
met beckham  about 6 years ago while he was shopping at asda, alderley edge. he only ever used aisle 7 (superstition)even then, the girls at the till would fight over the number 7 till. were were on a refurb, only time I'll ever work in alderley edge!!!. Said hello to him as he loaded his car up, was sound said hello and that till me mate reminded him we were playing him on sunday.  any 1 still awake?!!!
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