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So I grew up in England but i have lived in Los Angeles for ages. I go to the University of Southern California right by downtown LA. The Argentina national squad was in town this week to play Guatemala for a friendly. One of my good friends is of Argentinian heritage. In fact, his dad actually knows a lot of people in the Argentinian national team's infrastucture. So my friend called me on monday afternoon as i was walking home after class and tells me that the Argentina team will be practicing on the USC girl's practice football (he said soccer) field. So I wander over there and there are a bunch of people standing outside the gating. My friend shows up with his dad and brother. Their dad walks with some official looking man onto the pitch itself, his sons follow, and I take my opportunity, put on my best 'Don't worry, I am important' face on and waltz right onto the pitch. It was great, got to see the team practicing from about five feet away.

Went to the game on wednesday, in which Argentina hammered Guatemala 5-0, Masch played for 90 mins. My friend went back to the team's hotel with his dad (with my liverpool top in tow). He called me just now, said that Masch was one of the most genuine football players he ever met. I requested that masch sign it 'Tom Hicks is shit,' but that didn't really work out. He did ask him, however, and this is the important part, what he thought of Tom Hicks--to which Masch replied 'if he signs me, i'll love him, otherwise he's eh' (y'know, one of those 'eh's' that signifies a non-vehement dislike. Anyway, I was under the impression that masch was signed already, but the horse's mouth says otherwise.

Interesting...
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.......He did ask him, however, and this is the important part, what he thought of Tom Hicks--to which Masch replied 'if he signs me, i'll love him, otherwise he's eh' (y'know, one of those 'eh's' that signifies a non-vehement dislike. Anyway, I was under the impression that masch was signed already, but the horse's mouth says otherwise.

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I love Masch...sorry, I felt the sudden need to share that.

By the way Mr Dodger - you really are jammy! Can't believe you managed to watch them training. Was the match good? Did Masch play well?
« Last Edit: February 7, 2008, 09:52:41 pm by liverbird_soph »
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I love Masch...sorry, I felt the sudden need to share that.

By the way Mr Dodger - you really are jammy! Can't believe you managed to watch them training. Was the match good? Did Masch play well?

He did play.  But I guess you don't need one of the world's best DMs when you're winning 5-0 (I think it was 4-0 at half-time)

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Me too! She was opening the restaurant i worked in and her real name was Kim!

I met her as well, she gets around a bit doesn't she! I met Cobra as well, think his name was Mick..it obviously remains a proud moment.
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Argentina hammered Guatemala 5-0, Masch played for 90 mins.

Why are the argies playing Masch for 90 mins against flippin' Guatemala? Christ, international friendlies are a complete waste of time.
He'll probably miss the chelsea game with jet lag. Seriously pissed now.
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I met her as well, she gets around a bit doesn't she! I met Cobra as well, think his name was Mick..it obviously remains a proud moment.

I took 5 off Rhino playing pool.

He's very short, smokes stupidly big cigars and is a nice guy.

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Why are the argies playing Masch for 90 mins against flippin' Guatemala? Christ, international friendlies are a complete waste of time.
He'll probably miss the chelsea game with jet lag. Seriously pissed now.

They're playing him because he'll probably play with the young-uns in the olympics which are coming up.

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They're playing him because he'll probably play with the young-uns in the olympics which are coming up.


kind of begs the next question tho....  is there much of a point to olympic football? - i've never watched it; does anyone else?

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I took 5 off Rhino playing pool.


I see your Rhino and raise you Hunter. He was my brother's next door neighbour for a while. Was apparently very arrogant - especially when he shaved his head and began to think of himself as a serious actor.

Re Masch - When are the Olympics? Would this mean we lost him for pre-season training or even the first few matches? Lucas will probably be involved as well won't he?
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i met pancho from dirty sanchez in the Albert after the villa game a few weeks back
Was he asleep?

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kind of begs the next question tho....  is there much of a point to olympic football? - i've never watched it; does anyone else?
well when you think about it,it doesn't really have much sense,it's probably the most meaningless football tournament around.
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I met Alonso in Netto. He was buying some cheap beans for a scrumptious beans of toast combo. I walked up to him and complemented his long range passing and then I complemented his accent. Next thing I know hes pushing into the fizzy pop section and he starts kissing me. Then i woke up :(

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I met Alonso in Netto. He was buying some cheap beans for a scrumptious beans of toast combo. I walked up to him and complemented his long range passing and then I complemented his accent. Next thing I know hes pushing into the fizzy pop section and he starts kissing me. Then i woke up :(
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I see your Rhino and raise you Hunter. He was my brother's next door neighbour for a while. Was apparently very arrogant - especially when he shaved his head and began to think of himself as a serious actor.

Re Masch - When are the Olympics? Would this mean we lost him for pre-season training or even the first few matches? Lucas will probably be involved as well won't he?

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I met her as well, she gets around a bit doesn't she! I met Cobra as well, think his name was Mick..it obviously remains a proud moment.

haha, I met her too, she was opening a Fuji films shop. I was about 11 years old and got my photo with her and Falcon I think it was.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #221 on: July 25, 2008, 01:57:52 pm »
The latest chapter in my LFC stalking accolades...

Went to see Afrika! Afrika! at the Trafford Centre on Wednesday night.

Brilliant show, loads of free food and drinks (Amarula Cream, mmm...) and crazy contortionists and human pyramids. I've written a review but here's the MEN's here:

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/entertainment/theatre_and_dance/theatre_and_dance_reviews/s/1059586_afrika_afrika__trafford_centre

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/entertainment/theatre_and_dance/s/1048078_a_taste_of_afrika

Anyway there were loads of Z-list celebrities about, a few birds from Hollyoaks, couple of people from Corrie, that 90's pop gimp Kavanagh (my girlfriend recognised him, not me, honest) and that fat fella from the Royal Mail adverts.

But fuck them. Standing in a VIP area in one tent was none-other than the the master of the crumple to the floor to win a free kick, Mr 'I put away a penalty that won the European Cup with a broken foot', everybody's favourite German, the Kaiser, Dietmar Hamann! Stood looking sharp but awkwardly gangly none-the-less with his beautiful wife and some guy.

So it came to the interval and after I'd got a drink I thought I'd have a quick word.

Me: "Excuse me Mr Hamann [you've got to be respectful] I'd just like to say thank you for everything you did for Liverpool. We really appreciated it."

Didi: Blink blink. "Thanks."

At which point I wished him luck and scuttled off with a grin on my face like a 12-year-old who's just met one of his heroes. Which I had.  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #222 on: July 25, 2008, 02:04:41 pm »
Well played!

Bit jealous though would love to meet Hamann.

Anyway Neil D at the weekends...


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #223 on: July 25, 2008, 02:06:35 pm »
The latest chapter in my LFC stalking accolades...

Went to see Afrika! Afrika! at the Trafford Centre on Wednesday night.

Brilliant show, loads of free food and drinks (Amarula Cream, mmm...) and crazy contortionists and human pyramids. I've written a review but here's the MEN's here:

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/entertainment/theatre_and_dance/theatre_and_dance_reviews/s/1059586_afrika_afrika__trafford_centre

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/entertainment/theatre_and_dance/s/1048078_a_taste_of_afrika

Anyway there were loads of Z-list celebrities about, a few birds from Hollyoaks, couple of people from Corrie, that 90's pop gimp Kavanagh (my girlfriend recognised him, not me, honest) and that fat fella from the Royal Mail adverts.

But fuck them. Standing in a VIP area in one tent was none-other than the the master of the crumple to the floor to win a free kick, Mr 'I put away a penalty that won the European Cup with a broken foot', everybody's favourite German, the Kaiser, Dietmar Hamann! Stood looking sharp but awkwardly gangly none-the-less with his beautiful wife and some guy.

So it came to the interval and after I'd got a drink I thought I'd have a quick word.

Me: "Excuse me Mr Hamann [you've got to be respectful] I'd just like to say thank you for everything you did for Liverpool. We really appreciated it."

Didi: Blink blink. "Thanks."

At which point I wished him luck and scuttled off with a grin on my face like a 12-year-old who's just met one of his heroes. Which I had.  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #224 on: July 25, 2008, 02:08:11 pm »
Well played!

Bit jealous though would love to meet Hamann.

Anyway Neil D at the weekends...



Is that Pennant??

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #225 on: July 25, 2008, 02:19:23 pm »
Well played!

Bit jealous though would love to meet Hamann.

Anyway Neil D at the weekends...



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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #226 on: July 25, 2008, 02:31:18 pm »
The thing on the right is exactly what I expect the Mods on here to look like.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #227 on: July 25, 2008, 03:19:59 pm »
Didi

 :D

Where did you get that pic of me Carling? I can't believe you've been going through my bins again...

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #228 on: July 25, 2008, 03:46:46 pm »
Dietmar Hamann! Stood looking sharp but awkwardly gangly none-the-less with his beautiful wife and some guy.

Good to see old habits die hard for our Didi.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #229 on: July 25, 2008, 04:23:04 pm »













Didi: Blink blink. "Thanks."



I just laughed there

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #230 on: July 25, 2008, 04:23:57 pm »
Played golf with Kenny, Ronnie, Super sub and Barney Rubble three weeks back.

good day and ended up in Stubbsies bar of all places in birkdale until "late".

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #231 on: July 25, 2008, 04:24:45 pm »
Played golf with Kenny, Ronnie, Super sub and Barney Rubble three weeks back.

good day and ended up in Stubbsies bar of all places in birkdale until "late".

good times
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #232 on: July 25, 2008, 04:46:15 pm »
Just work.  We have a few bits and pieces with some of the chaps and put on a golf day for them and some others. 

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« Reply #233 on: July 25, 2008, 04:49:39 pm »
:D

Where did you get that pic of me Carling? I can't believe you've been going through my bins again...

Haha sorry mate can't help myself.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #234 on: July 25, 2008, 05:05:21 pm »
Just work.  We have a few bits and pieces with some of the chaps and put on a golf day for them and some others. 
Sound mate. Im jealous ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #235 on: July 25, 2008, 06:54:43 pm »
Why the fuck any professional footballer on thousands of pounds per week would do their shopping in the ASDA I honestly do not know.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #236 on: July 25, 2008, 06:58:36 pm »
Why the fuck any professional footballer on thousands of pounds per week would do their shopping in the ASDA I honestly do not know.

Maybe because there down to earth and not snobbish as I would suspect you wouldn't be if you had all that money.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
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« Reply #238 on: July 25, 2008, 07:48:24 pm »
Why the fuck any professional footballer on thousands of pounds per week would do their shopping in the ASDA I honestly do not know.

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« Reply #239 on: July 25, 2008, 07:54:57 pm »
Why the fuck any professional footballer on thousands of pounds per week would do their shopping in the ASDA I honestly do not know.

I've thought about this and even if i was a multimillionaire, i'd shop in the ASDA, by far the best. Fucks m & s.
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