Topic: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*

[MJD-L4]

United fans bemoaning their luck & CB injuries.

Remember when we had to play 70% of a season with fucking Hendo & Fabinho at CB? They said "that's football" & "get on with it"

Well, for any of you lurking 6 fingered mutants that may be reading this...

That's football, get on with it! 

[Red_Mist]

Looked at 80 minutes and thought, “Oh a draw, perfect”. Just looked again and burst out laughing

Maybe a draw wasn’t perfect at all and I was just kidding myself. Maybe perfection would be these losing every single time. Yep, that’s it. Draw my arse!

[sheepfest]

United fans bemoaning their luck & CB injuries.

Remember when we had to play 70% of a season with fucking Hendo & Fabinho at CB? They said "that's football" & "get on with it"

Well, for any of you lurking 6 fingered mutants that may be reading this...

That's football, get on with it! 

This public announcement is fully supported and crack on.

[bird_lfc]

Did they really close the game out with Slabhead and Johnny fucking Evans at the back? With all that money spent?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Went on to that Stretford Paddock livestream and naturally it's all the Glazohs fault, do these people live in an alternate dimension?, they've backed every manager financially.

[masher]

Would have preferred a draw or United win because they are average. Their keeper is shite, should have saved the Rice goal.

[skipper757]

I didn't even know Evans went back there.

And I could not believe that Martial started for them.

What year is this?

[shook]

Return of the Mag

[TALBERT]

I didn't even know Evans went back there.

And I could not believe that Martial started for them.

What year is this?

I know Johnny Evans left for West Brom the year Martial was signed…

Madness that Martial and Shaw are their longest serving players

[MonsLibpool]

#TenHagOut is trending on X🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero]

I didn't even know Evans went back there.

And I could not believe that Martial started for them.

What year is this?

Martials only scored about 9 goals in his whole time there. He utter wank

[Jwils21]

Brilliant ending. That vain, self obsessed dickhead Garnacho doing a Ronaldo-esque celebration that probably meant some Americanised bullshit like “I own this ground” only to have it ruled out and then go on to lose 3-1. Magic.

[Peabee]

The United Stand is hilarious. Never watched it before obviously, but it’s good fun seeing their fans delusions play out in real time. They even got excited that they had 47% possession at Arsenal.

[Nitramdorf]

Just saw that the word robbed was trending. It turns out to be Mancs reckoning the refs have it in for them   

One reply said it's not the refs, it's the Glazers.

Isnt it wonderful.

[Peabee]

Just saw that the word robbed was trending. It turns out to be Mancs reckoning the refs have it in for the   

One reply said it's not the refs, it's the Glazers.

Isnt it wonderful.

Tbf how is Ten Hag supposed to build a team with only £400m+ in 13 months.

[Romford_Red]

Do you think a top GK saves Arsenal's second?

Unless the angle I saw lied, I think there was a deflection. Enough of one that at that power, you'd be lucky if any GK would save it.

[Simplexity]

Erik Ten Haag is not looking too clever these days.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Neville totally contradicting himself within the space of 4 seconds.

[DelTrotter]

Neville totally contradicting himself within the space of 4 seconds.

  Yep, got owned and was desperately wriggling there

[deano2727]

We'll comfortably finish above these.

[Simplexity]

ETA on the norwich scarves this season? I reckon November.

[Mahern]

Fucking dickheads this lot

[The G in Gerrard]

They are shit ain't they

[Father Ted]

ETA on the norwich scarves this season? I reckon November.

Got Brighton next, then a trip to Bayern. Might see them before the clocks go back this year.

[Legs]

Neville totally contradicting himself within the space of 4 seconds.

Not watched today what has the master said now ?

[MonsLibpool]

We'll comfortably finish above these.

Funny because they have a thread titled "Liverpool are a mess" on Redcafe. Maybe they are the mess?

[Ray K]

Sancho might be fucked off to Saudi or Qatar or Chile or somewhere the other side of the world if Ten Hag has his way.
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Ten Hag on Sancho: "On his performance on training we didn't select him. You have to reach the level every day at Manchester United. You can make choices in the front line, so in this game he wasn't selected."

[Hazell]

Sancho might be fucked off to Saudi or Qatar or Chile or somewhere the other side of the world if Ten Hag has his way.
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Ten Hag on Sancho: "On his performance on training we didn't select him. You have to reach the level every day at Manchester United. You can make choices in the front line, so in this game he wasn't selected."

Blimey it's bad when your manager comes out and says that, they're usually the last to stop protecting you. What a fall from grace he's had after being one of the most talked about young players in the world at Dortmund.

[Armchair expert]

Sky and now 606 peddling the narrative that they were hard done by today regarding decisions while ignoring the massive elephant in the room that if it wasn’t for corrupt officials they’d have 2 points.

[Terry de Niro]

Neville totally contradicting himself within the space of 4 seconds.

The state of that c*nt before.
Keane saying it as it is, that a club like them who have spent so much should be aiming for the top spot, and a few seconds later, Ratboy blames the owners for the team being shite. 

[rafathegaffa83]

These are really shite and should probably have 2 points rather than the 6 they actually do.

Exactly. Imagine where they'd be if their matches were officiated properly

[Peabee]

Sancho might be fucked off to Saudi or Qatar or Chile or somewhere the other side of the world if Ten Hag has his way.
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Ten Hag on Sancho: "On his performance on training we didn't select him. You have to reach the level every day at Manchester United. You can make choices in the front line, so in this game he wasn't selected."

Yet he played Johnny Evans.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Not watched today what has the master said now ?

Was mentioned that they're no longer for sale

Neville "Yes they are, they're desperate for money, we can't even operate due to ffp"

No name " Only Chelsea spent more than you this year"

Neville "Yes that's because they/we bring in £500m a year"

He then went into his childish waffle.

[the_red_pill]

Tbf how is Ten Hag supposed to build a team with only £400m+ in 13 months.

How anyone expects him to "make do" with that, is beyond me.

[Legs]

Was mentioned that they're no longer for sale

Neville "Yes they are, they're desperate for money, we can't even operate due to ffp"

No name " Only Chelsea spent more than you this year"

Neville "Yes that's because they bring in £500m a year"

He then went into his childish waffle.

Ok thank you.

So a few years ago when he told the Glazers they need to spend which they have £400m plus he is now moaning about FFP got it.

What a twat does he think they can just keep spending and have no worries.

He has a sound business brain he has been on dragons den so don’t knock him 😂😂

[Red Beret]

Funny because they have a thread titled "Liverpool are a mess" on Redcafe. Maybe they are the mess?

There's something very wrong over at Manchester United.

[Bread]

Sancho might be fucked off to Saudi or Qatar or Chile or somewhere the other side of the world if Ten Hag has his way.
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Ten Hag on Sancho: "On his performance on training we didn't select him. You have to reach the level every day at Manchester United. You can make choices in the front line, so in this game he wasn't selected."

Would love nothing more than for Sancho to leave United for buttons and then go on to be absolutely class somewhere else. Though I suspect United have done an absolute number on his self-esteem.

[the_red_pill]

Got Brighton next, then a trip to Bayern. Might see them before the clocks go back this year.

I reckon it's after bayern.
Brighton will beat them, Bayern will humiliate them.. then the first home game in the league after that.

[shook]

Yet he played Johnny Evans.

And Harry Maguire. Which leads me to wonder, what if Sancho is having trouble performing in training against Evans and Maguire!

[Red Beret]

Will 7-Haag even still be there by the time they play us?