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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #360 on: June 4, 2015, 02:18:46 pm »
Playing new songs with the band. That immediate telepathy between several people, the moment of creation right there like a miniature big bang, like everyone's eating apples from the tree in Eden. Boss.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #361 on: June 9, 2015, 01:21:35 pm »
Drinking both Berocca (bright orange) and Fresh Beat Juice (bright red) in the morning and being amazed when I go for a slash and it's the same colour as the Berocca ;D ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #362 on: June 9, 2015, 03:36:20 pm »
Drinking both Berocca (bright orange) and Fresh Beat Juice (bright red) in the morning and being amazed when I go for a slash and it's the same colour as the Berocca ;D ;D
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good hangover cure is berocca in lucozade sport
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #363 on: June 9, 2015, 03:59:14 pm »
good hangover cure is berocca in lucozade sport
Ha ha if your kidneys don't go pop of course ::)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #364 on: June 9, 2015, 04:00:33 pm »
Ha ha if your kidneys don't go pop of course ::)
might explain one or two things
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #365 on: June 9, 2015, 04:55:43 pm »
- pants fresh off the radiator
- pouring sugar from the bag into the sugar tin
- when you buy some new clobber and it's all wrapped up neatly and folded with tissue paper, big fan of that
- shortbread

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #366 on: June 9, 2015, 08:21:05 pm »
Homemade beef bourguignonne pot pie
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #367 on: June 9, 2015, 08:54:21 pm »
walking out of the office knowing you've done a hard days work.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #368 on: June 10, 2015, 11:57:57 am »
the look on peoples faces when you go to use a red pen

its as if you are triggering off a bomb

"hang on ill just write this here"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"what"
"dont use a red pen"

then you use it to annoy them and  the face on them is as if you were performing open heart surgery on them
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #369 on: June 10, 2015, 04:24:20 pm »
Putting your out of office on just before you go on holiday.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #370 on: June 10, 2015, 06:50:00 pm »
Never mind underpants fresh off the radiator, what about underpants fresh out of the FRIDGE when it's baking hot outside
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #371 on: June 10, 2015, 07:05:20 pm »
The dapple of light from an early evening sun as it shines through a tree lined avenue..

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #372 on: June 10, 2015, 07:08:14 pm »
The dapple of light from an early evening sun as it shines through a tree lined avenue..

Or them boss shits that leave ye feeling like you've lost 2 stone and hardly any need to wipe
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #373 on: June 10, 2015, 08:34:31 pm »
Kay Burley getting sacked would make me smile.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #374 on: June 11, 2015, 01:26:23 pm »
sitting on the sofa watching a fun movie Ive never heard of on Netflix with the new woman in my life

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #375 on: June 11, 2015, 01:28:06 pm »
sitting on the sofa watching a fun movie Ive never heard of on Netflix with the new woman in my life

Hector and the Search for Happiness
Spoiler
He finds it ;D ;D :wave
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #376 on: June 11, 2015, 01:59:10 pm »
sitting on the sofa watching a fun movie Ive never heard of on Netflix with the new woman in my life

Hector and the Search for Happiness

Well done to you Hector.

What was the film?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #377 on: June 11, 2015, 05:03:30 pm »
The build-up to a good sneeze.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #378 on: June 11, 2015, 07:29:37 pm »
sitting on the sofa watching a fun movie Ive never heard of on Netflix with the new woman in my life
AndyInVA having a new woman in his life. Nice one.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #379 on: June 11, 2015, 07:42:03 pm »
Sitting in the garden eating my tea
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #380 on: June 12, 2015, 01:56:56 pm »
When you think the turbo has gone and it turns out to be a corroded hose clip that's snapped off
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #381 on: June 12, 2015, 02:33:55 pm »
Getting payed to lay one at work.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #382 on: June 12, 2015, 02:38:14 pm »
Getting payed to lay one at work.

To what?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #383 on: June 12, 2015, 02:40:36 pm »
To what?

To have a shit, to dump waste, to drop the kids off at the pool, to allow the digestive system to reach its conclusion.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #384 on: June 12, 2015, 02:42:29 pm »
To have a shit, to dump waste, to drop the kids off at the pool, to allow the digestive system to reach its conclusion.

Righto. Thanks. I think.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #385 on: June 12, 2015, 02:50:32 pm »
Getting payed to lay one at work.

Just earned some money doing that too.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #386 on: June 12, 2015, 10:24:44 pm »
The perfect juxtaposition of CHOPPER'S somewhat coarse reply to Flashingblade's whimsical musings (see above). RAWK at its best :)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #387 on: June 13, 2015, 04:24:33 pm »
When you put a pair of work pants on that you've not worn for 3 weeks and you put your hand in a pocket and pull out £15 you forgot you had.

Glad the wife never checks my pockets before putting my stuff in the wash.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #388 on: June 15, 2015, 11:37:21 pm »
The all-clear from the dentist

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #389 on: June 16, 2015, 01:54:54 pm »
Quavers....and not the musical kind!

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #390 on: June 16, 2015, 07:50:38 pm »
summer.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #392 on: June 17, 2015, 02:10:54 pm »
The Boosh


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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #393 on: June 17, 2015, 02:19:34 pm »
When you put a pair of work pants on that you've not worn for 3 weeks and you put your hand in a pocket and pull out £15 you forgot you had.

Glad the wife never checks my pockets before putting my stuff in the wash.

Perhaps she does...but lets one slide every now again too maintain your ignorance ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #394 on: June 17, 2015, 02:36:28 pm »
When you put a pair of work pants on that you've not worn for 3 weeks and you put your hand in a pocket and pull out £15 you forgot you had.

Glad the wife never checks my pockets before putting my stuff in the wash.
similar happened me before. I left a job as a delivery driver. last night i threw the money bag i used to use into my wardrobe

year later i found it looking for something and there was about €85 in it. id never taken out my last nights wage.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #395 on: June 17, 2015, 02:38:25 pm »
Going to my son's Sports Day and seeing how pleased he was to see me there...making the most of that while I can and he realises what an embarrassment I am.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #396 on: June 17, 2015, 03:27:01 pm »
Going to my son's Sports Day and seeing how pleased he was to see me there...making the most of that while I can and he realises what an embarrassment I am.

Ha, give it 5 years and he'll be "jesus christ, whats he doing here"

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #397 on: June 17, 2015, 03:28:51 pm »
Ha, give it 5 years and he'll be "jesus christ, whats he doing here"

"Piss off dad, I divorced you and Mum 3 years ago remember?"

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #398 on: June 17, 2015, 03:44:25 pm »
"Piss off dad, I divorced you and Mum 3 years ago remember?"
piss off mam, you used to be my dad

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #399 on: June 17, 2015, 04:06:32 pm »
New Pirelli Supercorsas on my 1198. Man I love new rubber.

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