get thee to the library before the c*nts close it down
we are a bunch of twats commenting on a website.
Drinking both Berocca (bright orange) and Fresh Beat Juice (bright red) in the morning and being amazed when I go for a slash and it's the same colour as the Berocca
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR
good hangover cure is berocca in lucozade sport
Ha ha if your kidneys don't go pop of course
The dapple of light from an early evening sun as it shines through a tree lined avenue..
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
sitting on the sofa watching a fun movie Ive never heard of on Netflix with the new woman in my lifeHector and the Search for Happiness
Crosby Nick never fails.
sitting on the sofa watching a fun movie Ive never heard of on Netflix with the new woman in my life
Getting payed to lay one at work.
To what?
To have a shit, to dump waste, to drop the kids off at the pool, to allow the digestive system to reach its conclusion.
summer.
When you put a pair of work pants on that you've not worn for 3 weeks and you put your hand in a pocket and pull out £15 you forgot you had.Glad the wife never checks my pockets before putting my stuff in the wash.
Going to my son's Sports Day and seeing how pleased he was to see me there...making the most of that while I can and he realises what an embarrassment I am.
Ha, give it 5 years and he'll be "jesus christ, whats he doing here"
"Piss off dad, I divorced you and Mum 3 years ago remember?"