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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #400 on: August 22, 2014, 12:16:50 am »
Found it! For those who haven't seen it before, enjoy some GOT comedy gold, posted after losing the derby match in Jan ;D

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"Bizarre title to this thread, i agree. But having mulled over the game for a solid day or so now, and thought about the result in a every angle imaginable, i've finally come to the conclusion that losing 4 nil to them ********s is actually exactly what we needed! In fact, i'd like to thank Liverpool FC for inspiring us to finish in 4th place this season and in doing so claim a spot in the European Champions League, and here's why.

Going back to the Arsenal game, the match which really made people stand up and take notice, the match which made pundits actually believe Everton are worthy of Champions League football, we were superb on the day. It proved that we really do have a manager and players 100% capable of finishing Everton top of the league, as isn't that exactly what Arsenal are? They didn't play bad. We were just awesome. And we most certainly at least matched them on that day!!! We had become potential title contenders!!

Now, since that game if we look at our performances, the only word which springs to mind is COMPLACENCY! Yes, we beat Fulham 4-1, but not only are they worse than awful, they actually gave us a scare and could easily have gotten back into it. Why? COMPLACENCY! We then went off as cocky as anything, in our last game to complete an entire year without a home defeat, and we lose to the team bottom of the premiership. Again, not because of a lack of quality, but due to utter complacency. We beat Swansea, Southampton and Norwich with, lets face it, less than dazzling performances (not bad, but not great), while we barely managed a last minute draw against a Stoke side that "the pool" smashed 5 past. Moreover, we drew against West Brom in a game in which we looked totally awesome in the first half but then conceded poorly again thanks to a second half display which once again exuded total and utter complacency!

Now, last night. The night which made all us blues suffer an acute dose of severe depression. The reason we lost?... A GIGANTIC FOOTBALLING BIOFILM FILLED WITH ABSOLUTE COMPLACENCY!!!... We went out there wearing boots that were clearly several sizes too small for us, we jogged and pranced about, and we conceded 4 goals which could easily have been more against the ONE TEAM we really can't deal with being beaten by, especially beaten BAD by.

The implications of such a defeat on our fans', our players' and our manager's psyche against any other team would have some effect of course, but losing to Liverpool like that will stay with us until the very moment we exact our revenge! Before every game we play now until the end of this season, we will remember. We will not forget! COMPLACENCY AND EVERTON WILL NO LONGER COINCIDE! We will go into every game now knowing the only way we can get our vengeance, is by finishing ahead of those <insert expletive here> in the league. And then we will finish ahead of them again, and again, AND AGAIN until losing 4 nil last night becomes a long and distant memory that we will all look back on fondly as the game that kicked us up the ass and drove us on to glory!!!

I feel bad for Villa. I feel bad for any team that has to play us between now and the end of the season. Because as of today Everton are back!!!

Everton lost 5 nil to Liverpool at Goodison Park in 1982. History has a tendency to repeat itself. Look how Everton got on in the 80s after that. Everton wanted vengeance then and by God we will want vengeance now.

So i'll say one last time, thank you Liverpool FC for now ridding us of that one thing that was holding us back.. complacency! You have unleashed the Everton revenge seeking beast! And we will get it! We will finish ahead you and we will one day in the not so distant future win that one trophy you just wish you could your hands on. Give us a few years with this manager and this core group of players and we will win the premiership before you. Oh yes, revenge will be sweet! And you only have yourselves to blame!

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYS!!!"
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I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #401 on: August 22, 2014, 12:30:15 am »
Found it! For those who haven't seen it before, enjoy some GOT comedy gold, posted after losing the derby match in Jan ;D
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lol, i couldn't read more than the first paragraph, that was enough!  :butt :butt ;D ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #402 on: August 22, 2014, 02:05:47 am »
big grumpy fuming going on at Lukaku costing two Balottelis
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #403 on: August 22, 2014, 09:08:10 am »
Rumours going around that there 28 million pound signing is injured :)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #404 on: August 22, 2014, 09:48:14 am »
Rumours going around that there 28 million pound signing is injured :)

Oops.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #405 on: August 22, 2014, 10:04:12 am »
These are a group who concluded that Jelavic was better than Suarez.

Don't forget their greatest claim that Fellaini was better than Gerrard.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #406 on: August 22, 2014, 10:35:03 am »
Rumours going around that there 28 million pound signing is injured :)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #407 on: August 22, 2014, 11:15:03 am »
I'm looking forward to us singing "no trophies for twenty years" come the derby in february.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #408 on: August 22, 2014, 01:51:56 pm »
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Before every game we play now until the end of this season, we will remember. We will not forget! COMPLACENCY AND EVERTON WILL NO LONGER COINCIDE!
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clearly the deranged ravings of an utter lunatic.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #409 on: August 22, 2014, 01:58:42 pm »
It's been confirmed that they're better than us, we only finished above them cause of Suarez. They should finish above us no bother this season.
Excellent, I'm putting money on them to finish above Liverpool.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #410 on: August 22, 2014, 02:40:44 pm »
Rumours going around that there 28 million pound signing is injured :)

O'Keefe, Echo journo, has confirmed he's fine.

Need him to perform like he did last time out at Goodison. Presumably we'll try and target Monreal.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #411 on: August 22, 2014, 02:54:06 pm »
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Before every game we play now until the end of this season, we will remember. We will not forget! COMPLACENCY AND EVERTON WILL NO LONGER COINCIDE!

And then they played Man City...  ;D
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #412 on: August 22, 2014, 03:51:41 pm »
I'm looking forward to us singing "no trophies for twenty years" come the derby in february.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #413 on: August 22, 2014, 04:29:03 pm »
What is it..like 12 mil less than they paid for Lukaku... :P

Hmm, buy Lukaku or get Balotelli and Origi for less money in total. :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #414 on: August 22, 2014, 04:31:54 pm »
Hmm, buy Lukaku or get Balotelli and Origi for less money in total. :lmao
Or Sturridge and Balotelli for the same amount.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #415 on: August 22, 2014, 04:40:42 pm »
oh how I missed those GOT expressions in the summer :D

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« Reply #416 on: August 22, 2014, 04:43:14 pm »
Or Sturridge and Balotelli for the same amount.

Prices were cheaper when we got Sturridge so they could argue it wasn't a valid comparison, but Balotelli plus the player that replaced Lukaku in the Belgium starting line-up for less than the price of Lukaku seems like some pretty good business really.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #417 on: August 22, 2014, 04:45:15 pm »
Prices were cheaper when we got Sturridge so they could argue it wasn't a valid comparison, but Balotelli plus the player that replaced Lukaku in the Belgium starting line-up for less than the price of Lukaku seems like some pretty good business really.

Ahhhh I remember 2013 like it was 1 year ago.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #418 on: August 22, 2014, 04:46:36 pm »
Ahhhh I remember 2013 like it was 1 year ago.
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« Reply #419 on: August 22, 2014, 04:48:21 pm »
Prices were cheaper when we got Sturridge


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« Reply #420 on: August 22, 2014, 04:52:46 pm »
Ahhhh I remember 2013 like it was 1 year ago.

Yeah, that new tv deal had zero impact on prices at all did it.  ::)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #421 on: August 22, 2014, 10:31:27 pm »
anyone hear the binman on talkshite?


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #422 on: August 23, 2014, 03:44:56 pm »
Hi @Nas. Are you watching @TimHowardGK and our boys today? #EFCvAFC

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #423 on: August 23, 2014, 03:45:51 pm »
Hi @Nas. Are you watching @TimHowardGK and our boys today? #EFCvAFC

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #424 on: August 23, 2014, 03:55:07 pm »
Who is Nas?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #425 on: August 23, 2014, 05:18:41 pm »
anyone hear the binman on talkshite?


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #426 on: August 23, 2014, 07:24:35 pm »
"hello. Bill Kenwright here. I'd like a quote for taking a big mural down please......"
Justice for the 96.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #427 on: August 23, 2014, 07:26:32 pm »
They're all turning on Bobby the Brain's pre-season fitness regime  :lmao
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #428 on: August 23, 2014, 07:31:15 pm »
No wins since the start of pre-season I see :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #429 on: August 23, 2014, 07:32:40 pm »
Only a point behind the red shite.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #430 on: August 23, 2014, 07:34:16 pm »
BREAKING NEWS:

Roberto Martinez's dog has gone missing.

He's blaming himself, saying it's his fault as he can't hold on to a lead properly.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #431 on: August 23, 2014, 07:34:41 pm »
"hello. Bill Kenwright here. I'd like a quote for taking a big mural down please......"
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« Reply #432 on: August 23, 2014, 07:35:52 pm »

"I would say we certainly have the resources to compete with anybody in football." Tom Werner 12/04/2012

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« Reply #433 on: August 23, 2014, 07:36:29 pm »
Have  Liverpool, United & Chelsea in their next five fixtures so that was a big two points dropped. Dads army could be in the relegation zone by then.

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« Reply #434 on: August 23, 2014, 07:40:40 pm »
School of Science.

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« Reply #435 on: August 23, 2014, 07:41:55 pm »
Their fitness is dog shit so far, gonna be interesting to see how Martinez juggles thursday night EL games across Europe. They'll be demanding that they take the EL seriously (at that point may be out of the running for 4th anyway)
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« Reply #437 on: August 23, 2014, 07:43:12 pm »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #438 on: August 23, 2014, 08:12:40 pm »
GOT must be fuming today :D years go by, Everton will stay the same... in the shadows

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« Reply #439 on: August 23, 2014, 08:22:00 pm »
I'm bloody fuming, never mind the toffees!  There I was counting on a Howard clean sheet for my FF team...  :no
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