Author Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy (Read 2556019 times)

slaphead · « **Reply #1400 on:** January 26, 2015, 03:18:32 pm »

Quote from: only5times on January 26, 2015, 03:07:55 pm

Dirty, minging fucking fingernails. Get a wash ya scruffy bastard.

There's a fella who works in the shop round the corner from my house and I hate when you go in and hes there, his are minging, the hands are leaping and all .
He only works evenings like and there is a few of them there most of the time, I'll pretend to look for something else until one of the others are free instead of yer man

Latenight Surfer · « **Reply #1401 on:** January 26, 2015, 03:29:32 pm »

When someone interrupts me while am talking about someth

Mumm-Ra · « **Reply #1402 on:** January 26, 2015, 06:25:53 pm »

People who call you on the phone...while they are eating. Just unthinkable.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #1403 on:** January 27, 2015, 08:13:24 am »

Me getting the cold shoulder because i fell asleep after making her tea. Um, what would we have done? Sit in silence watching tv. Well, thats what happened, we sat in silence...

gary75 · « **Reply #1404 on:** January 27, 2015, 10:02:45 am »

People who don't reverse into parking bays, then take ages when reversing out coz they can't see if any things coming.

When an interview is on the radio, and the host, after asking his question, repeatedly clicks his mouse or types stuff on the computer keyboard. It takes my attention from what the guest is saying.
Its more noticeable on 5live.
Get a rubber keyboard for heavens sake!
While I'm on about radio stuff, when you can hear the dj breathing into the mic, it's more audible on dab.

Snail · « **Reply #1405 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:07:53 am »

Don't know if I've mentioned this before (I probably have, it really gets on my tits) - BBC newsreaders loudly smacking their lips at the start of every sentence. If you haven't noticed it before, you will now. No need to thank me

JLStretton · « **Reply #1406 on:** January 27, 2015, 02:44:27 pm »

Quote from: Ｓｎａｉｌ on January 27, 2015, 11:07:53 am

Don't know if I've mentioned this before (I probably have, it really gets on my tits) - BBC newsreaders loudly smacking their lips at the start of every sentence. If you haven't noticed it before, you will now. No need to thank me

I mentioned this about the people on ssn, it made me stopped watching the channel.

AndyInVA · « **Reply #1407 on:** January 27, 2015, 02:57:00 pm »

Quote from: JLStretton on January 27, 2015, 02:44:27 pm

I mentioned this about the people on ssn, it made me stopped watching the channel.

how do you get through life when such a fairly insignificant and irrelevant little detail means you change your regular habits

freedom of choice and all that. if I made major choices every time I got pissed off I wouldnt leave the house anymore

Latenight Surfer · « **Reply #1408 on:** January 27, 2015, 03:08:45 pm »

Quote from: AndyInVA on January 27, 2015, 02:57:00 pm

how do you get through life when such a fairly insignificant and irrelevant little detail means you change your regular habits

freedom of choice and all that. if I made major choices every time I got pissed off I wouldnt leave the house anymore

Well judging by the looks of it he clearly considers it to be a small thing that annoys him

Nessy76 · « **Reply #1409 on:** January 27, 2015, 04:02:37 pm »

Quote from: AndyInVA on January 27, 2015, 02:57:00 pm

how do you get through life when such a fairly insignificant and irrelevant little detail means you change your regular habits

freedom of choice and all that. if I made major choices every time I got pissed off I wouldnt leave the house anymore

Deciding to stop watching SSN isn't really a major choice, though. It's just like noticing your fly is open and doing it up.

JLStretton · « **Reply #1410 on:** January 27, 2015, 10:50:51 pm »

Quote from: Latenight Surfer on January 27, 2015, 03:08:45 pm

Well judging by the looks of it he clearly considers it to be a small thing that annoys him

This, SSN is a shit stain on "reporting" at the best of times anyway so this lip smacking was just the final straw. Not like you cant find out sports news a thousand other ways.

Thush · « **Reply #1411 on:** January 27, 2015, 10:53:46 pm »

People in supermarkets that can't manage to put their baskets into the pile of baskets on the floor. How bloody hard is it??

Nessy76 · « **Reply #1412 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:43:08 pm »

Quote from: Thush on January 27, 2015, 10:53:46 pm

People in supermarkets that can't manage to put their baskets into the pile of baskets on the floor. How bloody hard is it??

What if they put it in the pile, but leave the handles so the next person's basket wont fit, and then the next person just sort of rests it on top of the pile?

Latenight Surfer · « **Reply #1413 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:44:10 pm »

Not being able to go to Wembley

Fiasco · « **Reply #1414 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:53:35 pm »

Quote from: Latenight Surfer on January 27, 2015, 11:44:10 pm

Not being able to go to Wembley

Yet.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #1415 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:56:31 pm »

Quote from: Latenight Surfer on January 27, 2015, 11:44:10 pm

Not being able to go to Wembley

The season is yet young, ya miserable tw*t.

sms1986 · « **Reply #1416 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:57:09 pm »

Diego Costa's brain.

Thush · « **Reply #1417 on:** January 28, 2015, 12:14:42 am »

Quote from: Nessy76 on January 27, 2015, 11:43:08 pm

What if they put it in the pile, but leave the handles so the next person's basket wont fit, and then the next person just sort of rests it on top of the pile?

I end up just putting them straight myself as I queue up.

Also, people who open cupboard doors and don't close them. I see that all the time where I work. Kitchen cupboards, coat closet doors, stationery drawers. Anything like that. Bang. Open. FFS.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #1418 on:** January 28, 2015, 07:21:21 am »

Quote from: Latenight Surfer on January 27, 2015, 11:44:10 pm

Not being able to go to Wembley

Im going to Wembley

AcDc are gonna be great ...

Latenight Surfer · « **Reply #1419 on:** January 28, 2015, 07:50:06 am »

Quote from: Sir Bobble Clops on January 28, 2015, 07:21:21 am

Im going to Wembley AcDc are gonna be great ...

Hope they win something there

J_Kopite · « **Reply #1420 on:** January 28, 2015, 01:50:43 pm »

People calling "Twitter" - "Twatter"

only ever seen it on here aswell.

lauz · « **Reply #1421 on:** January 28, 2015, 08:40:15 pm »

Quote from: Thush on January 28, 2015, 12:14:42 am

I end up just putting them straight myself as I queue up.

Also, people who open cupboard doors and don't close them. I see that all the time where I work. Kitchen cupboards, coat closet doors, stationery drawers. Anything like that. Bang. Open. FFS.

I do that all the time, I leave them open then I bump into them.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1422 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:15:38 pm »

I walk into the corner of my bed at least 2 or 3 times a week, despite having had the same bed for about 15 years and knowing full well where it is. Currently sporting an attractive bruise on my calf about three inches wide from my latest incident, and fucking hell it made me swear enough to make a sailor blush.

Chakan · « **Reply #1423 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:17:27 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on January 28, 2015, 09:15:38 pm

I walk into the corner of my bed at least 2 or 3 times a week, despite having had the same bed for about 15 years and knowing full well where it is. Currently sporting an attractive bruise on my calf about three inches wide from my latest incident, and fucking hell it made me swear enough to make a sailor blush.

I do that with door jams

Latenight Surfer · « **Reply #1424 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:19:40 pm »

Quote from: ☺ on January 28, 2015, 09:17:27 pm

I do that with door jams

What a knob

Chakan · « **Reply #1425 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:20:36 pm »

Quote from: Latenight Surfer on January 28, 2015, 09:19:40 pm

What a knob

I wish I could blame on the knob

only6times · « **Reply #1426 on:** January 28, 2015, 10:30:08 pm »

Winnets.

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #1427 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:06:31 am »

Quote from: Thush on January 27, 2015, 10:53:46 pm

People in supermarkets that can't manage to put their baskets into the pile of baskets on the floor. How bloody hard is it??

The local Tesco has begun an experiment with different sized baskets.

They've got the normal sized plastic ones, then added those slightly bigger ones that you can wheel about the gaff.

Try getting those bastards to fit together.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #1428 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:22:18 am »

Waking up at 5 am for no reason and not being able to get back to sleep.

AB LFC · « **Reply #1429 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:08:38 am »

When the back on my iPhone 6 goes freezing cold due to the metal case. Annoying as shit

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #1430 on:** January 29, 2015, 02:40:08 pm »

Fuck off. Fuck off. Get to fucking fuckery you fucking fuck. Fuck the fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more you fucking fuck.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1431 on:** January 29, 2015, 03:16:07 pm »

That tiresome twat on the Aviva adverts.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #1432 on:** January 30, 2015, 07:33:47 am »

He does my nut in the twat.

Another for me ( im a grumpy twat i know

) is trying to get intimate with my Fiance and the bloody dog jumps on the bed whining. I want a jump on the bed you know. Im not hurting her, sadly.

semit5 · « **Reply #1433 on:** January 30, 2015, 02:03:14 pm »

People who call the premier league "the premiership". It's not just your average fan either, it's pundits/managers and players who should really know the name of the league they work in by now, it's been about 10 years since it was called the premiership. It gets used loads on here too.

telekon · « **Reply #1434 on:** January 30, 2015, 03:26:42 pm »

People who say or write "nom nom". It's been annoying me for years. Stop with that shit.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1435 on:** January 30, 2015, 03:51:21 pm »

Quote from: semit5 on January 30, 2015, 02:03:14 pm

People who call the premier league "the premiership". It's not just your average fan either, it's pundits/managers and players who should really know the name of the league they work in by now, it's been about 10 years since it was called the premiership. It gets used loads on here too.

I also hate that twat on Final Score who over pronounces BarcLAYS every time he says the full name. Jason Mohammed is it?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1436 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:05:23 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on January 30, 2015, 03:51:21 pm

I also hate that twat on Final Score who over pronounces BarcLAYS every time he says the full name. Jason Mohammed is it?

People at my work do that all the time too. It's pronounced BarcLEYS isn't it?Maybe we're the ones in the wrong all these years.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1437 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:12:02 pm »

Quote from: C(r)osby Bill on January 30, 2015, 04:05:23 pm

People at my work do that all the time too. It's pronounced BarcLEYS isn't it?Maybe we're the ones in the wrong all these years.

If that's the case I'd rather be wrong than sound like a twat.

It's just said the same as Ross Barkley surely?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1438 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:39:14 pm »

When you're paying for something using coins, and your 5p short, but the tight c*nt behind the till wont let you off so you have to break a note

Gets right on my tits that

Mumm-Ra · « **Reply #1439 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:52:38 pm »

When scrotes expect a discount because they don't have the right change