Author Topic: Tiger woods 'seriously injured' in car accident. (Read 30347 times)

Kopout · « **Reply #80 on:** November 28, 2009, 07:43:50 am »

Quote from: nyctex on November 28, 2009, 05:24:10 am

Oh and here's the "alleged" other lady friend.

I present

Rachel Uchitel

Elin is thousand times better looking then that skank. Tiger isnt out of his mind surely?

Hoppy · « **Reply #81 on:** November 28, 2009, 09:28:52 am »

Quote from: Kopout on November 28, 2009, 07:43:50 am

Elin is thousand times better looking then that skank. Tiger isnt out of his mind surely?

She does anal apparently!

Dread Breath · « **Reply #82 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:22:17 pm »

Heated argument with wife over potential other girlfriend.
Wife hits him, leaving injuries on face.
Tiger plays the percentages, as he always does, and flees to SUV, hoping to make par
Wife follows him weilding golf club, hits back of car shattering the window as he attempts to escape the potential double bogey.
Hits fire hydrant, and hits next shot into tree at slow speed.
Double bogey becomes quadruple when the police become involved.

Dread Breath · « **Reply #83 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:29:32 pm »

Tiger's bad driving at the time possibly due to copping a golf club in the noggin shortly before.

Fergies Geisha · « **Reply #84 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:38:21 pm »

Quote from: Kopout on November 28, 2009, 07:43:50 am

Elin is thousand times better looking then that skank. Tiger isnt out of his mind surely?

Was curious, so googled her and I agree 100% with you. Why would he cheat on her?! Maybe Tiger's *ahem* brush with death will have knocked some sense into him...

Alan_X · « **Reply #85 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:44:18 pm »

Quote from: Kopout on November 28, 2009, 07:43:50 am

Elin is thousand times better looking then that skank. Tiger isnt out of his mind surely?

Maybe she does *ahem* certain things his wife won't?... (use your imagination)

Dread Breath · « **Reply #86 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:45:18 pm »

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence....

Cochise · « **Reply #87 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:45:55 pm »

Quote from: Alan_F on November 28, 2009, 01:44:18 pm

Maybe she does *ahem* certain things his wife won't?... (use your imagination)

The dishes!!

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #88 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:48:15 pm »

Quote from: Alan_F on November 28, 2009, 01:44:18 pm

Maybe she does *ahem* certain things his wife won't?... (use your imagination)

Ya mean she takes it up the hole Alan, is that what ya mean? Yeah? Takes it up the arse like?

Dread Breath · « **Reply #89 on:** November 28, 2009, 01:50:40 pm »

Quote from: macco on November 28, 2009, 01:48:15 pm

Ya mean she takes it up the hole Alan, is that what ya mean? Yeah? Takes it up the arse like?

LOL.

Alan_X · « **Reply #90 on:** November 28, 2009, 02:16:42 pm »

Quote from: macco on November 28, 2009, 01:48:15 pm

Ya mean she takes it up the hole Alan, is that what ya mean? Yeah? Takes it up the arse like?

Well, I was thinking of a bit of role play and dressing up but that would work too...

dnkw · « **Reply #91 on:** November 28, 2009, 03:07:08 pm »

Quote from: Alan_F on November 28, 2009, 02:16:42 pm

Well, I was thinking of a bit of role play and dressing up but that would work too...

OMG SHE DRESSES UP LIKE JACK NICKLAUS

CHOPPER · « **Reply #92 on:** November 28, 2009, 03:11:03 pm »

GET IN THE HOLE!

Mark Walters · « **Reply #93 on:** November 28, 2009, 08:41:47 pm »

So Tiger's having an affair? Well, a man is only as faithful as his opportunities (as a wise man once said) and if this other woman offered to "play a round with his wood" then he's got the perfect defence. "It was a misunderstanding honey. Really!"

JP-65 · « **Reply #94 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:07:41 am »

Quote from: ALPH1217 on November 28, 2009, 09:50:27 pm

Getting back to the topic at hand I find it hard to believe that this guy resides in only a $2 million home. Then again, Mr. Woods is a self admitted cheapskate. If I'm a waiter, this is one 'celebrity' I'm not gonna be interested in serving!

His Isleworth home was his first home in Florida, he still owns it, but his prime residence now is on the intracoastal, docks his huge yacht at the back, and it's a very large piece of land for this area, can't remember the price he paid for it (and demolished the house on it) but it was a big chunk of change.

Alan_X · « **Reply #95 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:08:54 am »

~~Just splitting out the "Woods - Greatest Sportsman Ever" debate - will unlock shortly~~

Can we keep this one to the uninteresting story about Woods, his gorgeous wife and the 2.25am crash.

The real action is over here...

Tiger Woods - Greatest Sportsman Ever?

Seebab · « **Reply #96 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:22:21 am »

Quote from: Alan_F on November 29, 2009, 12:08:54 am

~~Just splitting out the "Woods - Greatest Sportsman Ever" debate - will unlock shortly~~

Can we keep this one to the uninteresting story about Woods, his gorgeous wife and the 2.25am crash.

The real action is over here...

Tiger Woods - Greatest Sportsman Ever?

Alan_F to the rescue once again.

Bronx Red · « **Reply #97 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:32:04 am »

Maybe Alan you should change the title "Tiger injured in driver accident "

ALPH1217 · « **Reply #98 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:33:40 am »

I'm sure his team of advisors have been working around the clock to come up with a feasible scenario here. I'm looking forward to this!

nyctex · « **Reply #99 on:** November 29, 2009, 12:53:45 am »

Pictures of the accident scene

Tiger truck go bang. Tree wins

nyctex · « **Reply #100 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:39:09 am »

Quote from: Kopout on November 28, 2009, 07:43:50 am

Elin is thousand times better looking then that skank. Tiger isnt out of his mind surely?

Always remember these wise words - No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

Alan_X · « **Reply #101 on:** November 29, 2009, 02:34:29 am »

Quote from: nyctex on November 29, 2009, 12:53:45 am

Pictures of the accident scene

Tiger truck go bang. Tree wins

Whooahh...

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #102 on:** November 29, 2009, 02:47:20 am »

Quote from: nyctex on November 29, 2009, 12:53:45 am

Pictures of the accident scene

Tiger truck go bang. Tree wins

Out of bounds, that mate..

nyctex · « **Reply #103 on:** November 29, 2009, 02:51:18 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on November 29, 2009, 02:47:20 am

Out of bounds, that mate..

that's a playable lie

buzzing · « **Reply #104 on:** November 29, 2009, 02:53:09 am »

Worst pics ever. Somethings deffo not right. Why would you smash the BACK windows?

conman · « **Reply #105 on:** November 29, 2009, 08:10:00 pm »

From Tigerwoods.com

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

And i dont think this is going to quell any rumours about his marital life, will probably serve to only enhance them.. imo..

Alan_X · « **Reply #106 on:** November 29, 2009, 08:46:30 pm »

Written by his PR company...

conman · « **Reply #107 on:** November 29, 2009, 08:47:10 pm »

Quote from: Alan_F on November 29, 2009, 08:46:30 pm

Written by his PR company...

its very calculated really

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #108 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:22:48 pm »

The Police are ready to charge his wife with assult......

Corkboy · « **Reply #109 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:23:45 pm »

Quote from: exiledintheusa on November 29, 2009, 09:22:48 pm

The Police are ready to charge his wife with assult......

Cue 100,000 comment pieces about the silent majority of battered husbands.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #110 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:29:37 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on November 29, 2009, 09:23:45 pm

Cue 100,000 comment pieces about the silent majority of battered husbands.

Or all the bra burning liberal lesbians saying it's all Tigers fault, he must have done something.

Corkboy · « **Reply #111 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:33:36 pm »

Quote from: exiledintheusa on November 29, 2009, 09:29:37 pm

Or all the bra burning liberal lesbians saying it's all Tigers fault, he must have done something.

True. The wife will end up on The View or Oprah, telling all about how she just wasn't going to stand for it.

It's fun deciding about things before they happen, isn't it?

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #112 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:35:24 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on November 29, 2009, 09:33:36 pm

True. The wife will end up on The View or Oprah, telling all about how she just wasn't going to stand for it.

It's fun deciding about things before they happen, isn't it?

Yep, I hope just Tiger is stalling with the Police and the press to get all his shit in order. I can sense a big battle coming, all to be played out on the TV.

Gaz123456 · « **Reply #113 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:46:23 pm »

Quote from: Dread Breath on November 28, 2009, 01:45:18 pm

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence....

yeah - but it's supposed to be out of bounds

bigbear · « **Reply #114 on:** November 29, 2009, 10:35:17 pm »

He's never been a good driver.

conman · « **Reply #115 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:03:43 am »

he hasnt got a leg to stand on, and he doesnt! haha

nvm

buzzing · « **Reply #116 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:08:59 am »

Eldrick Woods is his real name..first i heard of it

Can see it now.

"all the people at school pick on me because of my name. I need a strong name. A name that when people will hear, they know not to fuck with me. Lion...or tiger. Heads Lion, tails Tiger"...tails it was

jambutty · « **Reply #117 on:** November 30, 2009, 02:34:34 pm »

Quote from: Dread Breath on November 28, 2009, 01:45:18 pm

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence....

Yeah, but his wife has a pretty decent lawn herself.

So now the plot thickens.

The bimbo has flown to LA to meet with her majorfem attorney Gloria Allred.

Best guess? She's preggers or worse and there's gonna be some major Hell to pay.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #118 on:** November 30, 2009, 02:44:21 pm »

Wanda Sykes reveals the truth.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/video/item/wanda-sykes-on-tiger-woods-crash

RedGirlSuzie · « **Reply #119 on:** November 30, 2009, 02:49:03 pm »

What I can't understand is if she smashed the back window because she couldn't get into the car, how the hell by the time the police got there, was he laid flat out on the street? Did she manage to drag him into the back of the car, up and over the back seats and then through the boot and out of the window? And if she did, why?!! Why wouldn't you just smash the window nearest to him, or the passenger window if you were that worried?!

Tis all far, far, faaaaaar to fishy for my liking!