Some amazingly cringey lines in that song...
"I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't s'posed to see"
...but has one of those annoying melodies that really gets under your skin.
Another in a similar hate-it-love-it vein is Peter Sarstedt's Where Do You Go To, My Lovely? - irredeemably naff, and yet...
Nooo!
Where do you go to my lovely is an all time classic;
'You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes, there are'
And so on.
And going back to Charlene Terry Wogan said about the line;
"And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't s'posed to see"
Something on the lines of 'A manin the nip with just his black socks on'