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Pujara may have dropped whatever little chance India had. Easy catch too!
Mark my words. Top 8 will be a massive struggle.
We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

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It's all over now...baby blue.
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Pitiful effort from Bumrah in this test, you'd have to say. 0 wickets in these conditions? His average is creeping up. Reckon batsmen have figured him out.

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Such stoic batting by NZ in tense situation.

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Been a really good contest, and I’m chuffed for the Kiwis, who deserve the prize and the kudos that goes with it.
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even they couldn't lose this one in a crushing manner.

well done the nzers. really pleased for them.

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Well deserved for the Kiwis! Happy to see an absolute gent like Williamson win something major for the Kiwis.

As for India, I feel we were a bit unlucky. The Kiwis benefited from playing in the English conditions for longer than we did, and we faced the bigger brunt from the weather.

We'll always have the Gabba test and Australia series to look back on as a part of this test championship.
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We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

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Well done New Zealand, after a few (very) close things they’re finally world champs. Fully deserved.

That’s another format that India aren’t champions in. Shame.

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Well that feels pretty good I can tell you haha

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That’s another format that India aren’t champions in. Shame.

They've become pretty good at not winning things. fuck knows where the world t20 is going to be held later this year but they're hosting the next world cup (again, somehow) too according to the schedule.

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Congratulations to the Kiwis. They thoroughly deserve it. This is no flash in the pan. It's been coming for a few years now.

Next time round I'd like to see England and NZ play a five-Test series.

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 8) 8) 8) Fantastic
A win for the Liverpool country

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looks like a t20 mismatch going on in cardiff

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Well done and deserved NZ. Worthy champions.

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Lovely report of the match by Andy Bull in Guardian, including these lines:

Because Test cricket is awkward, irritating, and silly. It has languors, it can be baffling one minute, boring the next, and brilliantly compelling the third, and it does last an unreasonable amount of time, and demand an unfeasible amount of attention. Which is why its rhythms are entirely unlike anything else in all of sport.

God created light, the sky, the land, the seas, the sun, moon, stars and all the plants and animals in the time it took to settle this one match, and the main complaint most people watching had at the end of it was that it hadn’t gone on even longer. That, in fact, it would take a three-match series to really thrash it out properly.

And despite that, it all turned out perfectly, on one long, enthralling last day’s play, ending on a beautiful late afternoon, with New Zealand’s two greatest batsmen grinding away against one of the finest all-around bowling attacks ever put together, trying to find the final 30 runs their team needed for victory.


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jun/23/world-test-championship-a-glorious-tribute-to-crickets-ridiculous-allure
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Lovely report of the match by Andy Bull in Guardian, including these lines:

Because Test cricket is awkward, irritating, and silly. It has languors, it can be baffling one minute, boring the next, and brilliantly compelling the third, and it does last an unreasonable amount of time, and demand an unfeasible amount of attention. Which is why its rhythms are entirely unlike anything else in all of sport.

God created light, the sky, the land, the seas, the sun, moon, stars and all the plants and animals in the time it took to settle this one match, and the main complaint most people watching had at the end of it was that it hadn’t gone on even longer. That, in fact, it would take a three-match series to really thrash it out properly.

And despite that, it all turned out perfectly, on one long, enthralling last day’s play, ending on a beautiful late afternoon, with New Zealand’s two greatest batsmen grinding away against one of the finest all-around bowling attacks ever put together, trying to find the final 30 runs their team needed for victory.


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jun/23/world-test-championship-a-glorious-tribute-to-crickets-ridiculous-allure
Thanks for the link. A very nice read, indeed.

I hope the ICC persists with the WTC going forward. I'd like to see them increase the cycle to 4 years so every Test playing nation can play each other home and away before a 3 match decider between the top 2.

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Sri Lanka are a terrible cricket team. No power and even less of an idea.

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anyone else's picture on the cricket channel a bit shit? main event looks fine.

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anyone else's picture on the cricket channel a bit shit? main event looks fine.

This is on bbc too

England look really good at this format, such depth too. I hope they concentrate on building the test team again now as they did to get to this point in white ball. I can’t see it though.
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This is on bbc too

England look really good at this format, such depth too. I hope they concentrate on building the test team again now as they did to get to this point in white ball. I can’t see it though.

the main event channel is fine. the cricket channel is not.

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Nice to have international cricket on the BBC.

Shame it’s not slightly more of a contest.

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Nice to have international cricket on the BBC.

Shame it’s not slightly more of a contest.

Well in fairness, Chris Jordan did try to in that last over 😳
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Don’t worry, England trying their best here
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Sri Lanka are a terrible cricket team. No power and even less of an idea.

What makes you happy Gerry?

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Classic cricket that when it finally gets a prime time terrestrial tv slot it’s a low scoring game that is settled on Duckworth-Lewis.

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Yeah cricket doesn't do itself any favours sometimes. Should have really asked for a new pitch for this game with some pace to have a higher scoring game

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Classic cricket that when it finally gets a prime time terrestrial tv slot it’s a low scoring game that is settled on Duckworth-Lewis.

To be fair England did only need 5 more runs off 4.5 overs so deserved the win ;D

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Livingstone and Billings did alright there. Good for others to have to deal with a little bit of pressure. The T20 squad is full of decent options.

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Odd innings this from England. Gone from 143/1 to 162/6 very quickly.

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not really got as many as they should have really. that's this form of the game sometimes though I guess.

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Granted the opposition isn’t doing much - but Woakes and Curran’s figures are ludicrous.

Woakes in particular - 9 runs off 4 overs is top quality in a test match. In a 20-20...

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If only Woakes was allowed a Test match.
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If only Woakes was allowed a Test match.

He'll been given a month off now to get over his exertions.

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I noticed Morgan say at the toss on Friday that Woakes wasn’t playing the second one because he couldn’t play back to back days. Is he shot to bits now?

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I noticed Morgan say at the toss on Friday that Woakes wasn’t playing the second one because he couldn’t play back to back days. Is he shot to bits now?

the treatment of woakes since last summer has been a bit of a disgrace really. he's played about 4 minutes of cricket in the past 10 months or so.

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the treatment of woakes since last summer has been a bit of a disgrace really. he's played about 4 minutes of cricket in the past 10 months or so.

Yeah, he’s spent a year of his life living in bubbles to barely bowl a ball in anger. Just made me wonder when Morgan said that, surely he can bowl 4 overs on back to back days.

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Yeah, he’s spent a year of his life living in bubbles to barely bowl a ball in anger. Just made me wonder when Morgan said that, surely he can bowl 4 overs on back to back days.

I think it baffled everyone.

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Some Sri Lanka players have been sent back for being seen in a public place. I’m sorry, but this is ridiculous now. Why are they still living like prisoners when literally no players in any other sport are having to behave like this? They have been in England long enough now without Covid so no new strains have been brought in so they should be able to do what the rest of us do. End this madness, for English and foreign players alike.