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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5640 on: May 25, 2021, 05:06:33 am »
Absolutely.

I think Mo's decider (well, 4th) against United is the loudest I've cheered for a goal this season but that was definitely the most joyful. I just laughed when it went in, and then wept slightly.
I was exactly the same for both :thumbup
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5641 on: May 25, 2021, 05:35:25 am »
It signs his name in our pantheon of legends. It'll be talked about for eons!
No doubt whatsoever that it’ll be immortalised on the wall at Kirkby at some point. Reckon this image will become iconic.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5642 on: May 25, 2021, 08:04:24 am »
No doubt whatsoever that it’ll be immortalised on the wall at Kirkby at some point. Reckon this image will become iconic.



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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5643 on: May 25, 2021, 09:02:34 am »
The Napoli save and then this ay.

I mean some said nah it's okay Mignolet will do.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5644 on: May 25, 2021, 09:05:12 am »
The Napoli save and then this ay.

I mean some said nah it's okay Mignolet will do.

Some of us even said nah its okay, stick with Karius ;)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5645 on: May 25, 2021, 01:45:02 pm »
Some of us even said nah its okay, stick with Karius ;)
nothing stuck to Karius - that was the problem right?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5646 on: May 25, 2021, 08:10:42 pm »

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5647 on: May 25, 2021, 10:40:15 pm »
Just had the thought, passing similar header to Gerrard's in Istanbul, technically. Ali was a little closer in but same twist of the neck, ball lands in a similar spot in the net on a similar trajectory.

Love somebody to put those side by side. 
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5648 on: May 25, 2021, 10:52:50 pm »


Dear god. How the hell can I save this???
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5649 on: May 25, 2021, 11:33:07 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5650 on: May 26, 2021, 01:30:54 am »
With a middle name like Ramses, I think he should go up for headers more often.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5651 on: May 26, 2021, 01:32:48 am »

Imagine being compared with such an absolute superstar and all round hunk

(Still, I guess Redford's not too bad either)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5652 on: May 27, 2021, 11:22:42 am »
Hearing contract talks have stalled as he is requesting a goal bonus
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5653 on: May 27, 2021, 11:59:46 am »
Hearing contract talks have stalled as he is requesting a goal bonus

He didn't even say anything - just played a video of David de Gea's penalty from last night.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5654 on: May 30, 2021, 04:09:57 pm »
His Napoli save led to number 6. That iconic goal can't lead to anything but number 7.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5655 on: May 31, 2021, 11:25:14 am »
His goal didn't even matter in the end  :-X :-X

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5656 on: May 31, 2021, 12:31:22 pm »
He is already our legendary goal keeper.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5657 on: June 1, 2021, 11:44:39 am »
Will he be able to see his family in Brazil between now and pre-season?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5658 on: June 1, 2021, 12:22:55 pm »
Will he be able to see his family in Brazil between now and pre-season?

I presume so as he has the Copa America.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5661 on: June 2, 2021, 02:36:36 pm »
His goal has won the LFC Goal of the Season.

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/435807-alisson-becker-wins-liverpool-goal-of-the-season-for-2020-21

Tremendous goal and well deserved. Salah had 6 of the next 7 highest entries in the voting, bet he is gutted 😂🤣😂

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5662 on: June 2, 2021, 06:48:32 pm »
His goal has won the LFC Goal of the Season.

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/435807-alisson-becker-wins-liverpool-goal-of-the-season-for-2020-21

Well deserved!  Don't think there is a single player in the squad who would begrudge him this!

It's been mentioned before, but it's not just the fact that our keeper scored a goal to gain us three vital points - it was also an EXCELLENT goal from a technical standpoint.  That's a goal that any of our outfield players would have been made up with.

It wasn't a lucky shot.  It deserved to go in and Alisson deserved to score it!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5663 on: June 2, 2021, 07:35:26 pm »
Imagine being compared with such an absolute superstar and all round hunk

(Still, I guess Redford's not too bad either)

What?! I never knew who that was!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5664 on: June 2, 2021, 07:46:52 pm »
Well deserved!  Don't think there is a single player in the squad who would begrudge him this!

It's been mentioned before, but it's not just the fact that our keeper scored a goal to gain us three vital points - it was also an EXCELLENT goal from a technical standpoint.  That's a goal that any of our outfield players would have been made up with.

It wasn't a lucky shot.  It deserved to go in and Alisson deserved to score it!

Yeah it was never in doubt.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5665 on: June 2, 2021, 08:15:57 pm »
His goal has won the LFC Goal of the Season.

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/435807-alisson-becker-wins-liverpool-goal-of-the-season-for-2020-21

Probably my favourite bit about this goal is the sheer joy of the team, how they are so happy for Ali.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5666 on: June 2, 2021, 08:29:09 pm »
What?! I never knew who that was!
Heh, millions use the gif without knowing it's Robert Redford in the 1972 movie Jeremiah Johnson
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5667 on: June 2, 2021, 08:36:33 pm »
Heh, millions use the gif without knowing it's Robert Redford in the 1972 movie Jeremiah Johnson

I didn't know that either. Although I feel quite the hipster when people use the gif from His Girl Friday without knowing the film.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5668 on: June 2, 2021, 09:58:19 pm »
Heh, millions use the gif without knowing it's Robert Redford in the 1972 movie Jeremiah Johnson

Considering the guy is 84 now he looks fantastic.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5669 on: June 3, 2021, 09:25:56 am »
Heh, millions use the gif without knowing it's Robert Redford in the 1972 movie Jeremiah Johnson

I thought it was Zach Galifianakis.

No idea it was a chubby Robert Redford.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5670 on: June 4, 2021, 07:25:12 pm »
If his agent isn't putting in a substantial goal scorer bonus into his new contract then he needs sacking

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5671 on: June 17, 2021, 01:54:34 pm »


Im still buzzing about this  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5672 on: June 17, 2021, 02:03:25 pm »


Im still buzzing about this  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5673 on: June 17, 2021, 02:06:22 pm »
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Aly in the box and he’s scored

;D Iconic.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5674 on: June 17, 2021, 02:49:13 pm »
BP3 did what all good play by play commentators do and that's keep it professional and calm. 

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5676 on: June 19, 2021, 10:05:54 am »


Im still buzzing about this  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5677 on: July 11, 2021, 02:35:30 pm »
Nice of Brazil to give Ali a bit of a rest during the Copa.

Having seen the goal Ederson conceded to lose them the final I am pressuming he won’t be getting a rest from Brazil in the foreseeable!


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5678 on: July 11, 2021, 02:37:47 pm »
Having seen the goal Ederson conceded to lose them the final I am pressuming he won’t be getting a rest from Brazil in the foreseeable!

Yeah really poor keeping from him.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #5679 on: July 11, 2021, 02:40:16 pm »
Winning the Copa America as a starter isn't for everyone Ederson.  :wave