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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #320 on: February 18, 2010, 05:18:04 pm »
From Times Online
February 18, 2010


Man arrested for stealing 1,200 pairs of shoes in Seoul

Joanna Sugden


About 1,200 pairs of shoes stolen by a South Korean man are on display, waiting for their original owners, on the compound of a police station in Seoul on February 17, 2010. The 59-year-old man was arrested this week for stealing expensive shoes from funeral homes.

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They came from all around the South Korean capital as victims of an unusual crime. Each had lost an expensive and cherished pair of shoes while attending a funeral.

They were the mourners who had slipped off their shoes out of respect, according to the national tradition, but hadn't noticed the man scanning their footwear.

That man, known only as Park, would then take off his own footwear, put on a more expensive pair and walk off.

Now police in Seoul have meticulously laid out some 1,200 pairs of shoes and appealed for their owners to come and reclaim them.

Park was amassing ranks of buffed and polished slip-ons for his second hand shoe business.

But the 59-year-old has now been arrested for stealing hundreds of pairs of shoes, police said.

It is a Korean custom to remove outdoor footwear before entering a building, a ritual especially practised in funeral homes.

Park would disguise himself as a mourner and make his way around the city's funeral homes swiping shoes as he went.

He was only stopped when police caught him stealing three pairs of shoes, with a total retail value of two million won ($1,750) when new, at one funeral parlour.

When they raided his warehouse police discovered over a vast quantity of shoes in neat rows organised according to size ready for resale.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #321 on: April 6, 2010, 12:23:42 pm »
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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #322 on: April 6, 2010, 02:23:11 pm »
From The Times
April 6, 2010

‘Oriental yeti’ that looks like a bear without fur shipped for tests
The 'oriental yeti' has been shipped to Beijing for tests

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The 'oriental yeti' has been shipped to Beijing for DNA tests

A bizarre creature, dubbed the “oriental yeti”, has baffled scientists after emerging from ancient woodlands in remote central China.

The hairless beast was trapped by hunters in Sichuan province after locals reported spotting what they thought was a bear.

One hunter, Lu Chin, said: “It looks a bit like a bear but it doesn’t have any fur and it has a tail like a kangaroo.

“It also does not sound like a bear — it has a voice like a cat and it is calling all the time — perhaps it is looking for the rest of its kind or maybe it's the last one.

"There are local legends of a bear that used to be a man and some people think that’s what we caught," he added.

Now stumped local animal experts have shipped the mystery beast to scientists in Beijing for DNA tests.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #323 on: April 14, 2010, 02:30:50 pm »
From Times Online
April 13, 2010


Wanted: creamer with sunny disposition to help tourists tan safely
Charles Bremner

A French Atlantic resort began seeking applicants yesterday for a novel summer job: applier of suntan lotion. Les Sables d’Olonne, a beach and sailing haunt, is offering €850 (£750) a week to one man and one woman to rub lotion on to tourists from mid-July to late August.

The two “creamers”, as they are called in French, will be picked by a jury in June after pre-selection by voting on the internet. The winners are expected to be outgoing, with good speaking skills and some medical knowledge.

“We are recruiting two young people who will apply crème solaire and above all advise tourists on protection,” said François Boche, the director of the town’s tourist office. Free suncream will be handed out and priority will be given to children, in the presence of their parents.

A sun products brand is sponsoring the idea, which is planned to generate publicity for Sables d’Olonne.

The port-resort, which claims above-average hours of sunshine for the region, has made headlines with publicity stunts. Last year it guaranteed sunny holidays by offering a full refund for people who cancelled reservations because of a bad weather forecast not less than two days before their scheduled arrival.

In 2008 it turned a beached cargo ship, The Artemis, into a tourist attraction. The area is part of the mid-Atlantic region that was hit last month by storm flooding that killed 55 people.

The internet site for the creamer jobs opened yesterday. Candidates can apply at lejobdelete.com.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #324 on: April 22, 2010, 09:48:20 am »

Not gay enough - softball players sue

Henry K. Lee, Chronicle Staff Writer

Thursday, April 22, 2010

(04-21) 21:04 PDT SAN FRANCISCO --

All Steven Apilado, LaRon Charles and Jon Russ wanted to do was to win the championship game at the Gay Softball World Series for their amateur San Francisco team.

Instead, they were marched one by one into a conference room at the tournament in suburban Seattle and asked about their "private sexual attractions and desires," and their team was stripped of its second-place finish after the men were determined to be "non-gay," they said in a lawsuit accusing a national gay sports organization of discrimination.

The suit, filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Seattle, pits the National Center for Lesbian Rights, a San Francisco group backing the men, against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance, which prides itself on barring discrimination based on sexual orientation.

At issue is whether the gay sports alliance violated Washington state's public accommodations laws by enforcing a rule limiting to two the number of heterosexuals who can play on a team.

Apilado, Charles and Russ were members of D2, a team that was part of the San Francisco Gay Softball League. The squad made it to the championship game at the August 2008 tournament in Kent, Wash.

But another team, the Atlanta Mudcats, which had lost to D2 in a semifinal game, complained that the San Francisco team had too many straights.

D2 ultimately lost the championship to a team from Los Angeles. Afterward, Apilado, Charles and Russ were called separately into a conference room in front of 25 people for a hearing to determine whether they were heterosexual or gay, the suit said.

They were asked "very intrusive, sexual questions," including what their sexual interests and preferences were, Suzanne Thomas, a Seattle attorney for the plaintiffs, said Wednesday.

Charles, who was D2's manager, asked whether he could say he was bisexual and was told, "This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series," the suit said.

According to Charles' Facebook profile, he is married to a woman.

In a statement, Charles said, "When you play softball, you never expect for anyone to corner you and ask you personal questions about who you are and what you do. It was emotional for me as a coach to go in there and not only get grilled, but watch my team be put in this situation."

The alliance ultimately determined that the three men were "non-gay" and that D2 had broken the rules. The alliance placed the San Francisco Gay Softball League on probation, "with the consequence that if a San Francisco team is found to have too many 'non-gay' players on its roster again," the league will be expelled, the suit said.

D2 has since disbanded, but the plaintiffs each want at least $75,000 in damages and their second-place standing reinstated, along with a team trophy.

Thomas said the men were essentially branded as "not gay enough."

"It engages in a whole series of stereotyping that somehow, gay men are less able players than straight men," the attorney said.

Beth Allen, an attorney for the alliance, said Wednesday that the suit has no merit and that none of the plaintiffs suffered any discrimination.

She said the San Francisco league's suggestion to remove the heterosexual limit is problematic.

"Presumably, if that were to occur, teams could be comprised of heterosexual players only," Allen said.

"This is not a bisexuals vs. gays issue," she said. "It's whether a private organization may say who may be a member of their organization. It's an issue of freedom of association."

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #325 on: April 22, 2010, 04:55:18 pm »
^ ha  ha like something from southpark.


I think this is a good one:

Burglars have twice managed to break into the prison in Hoorn over the past few weeks and steal televisions out of a number of prison cells, the Telegraaf [NL] reports on Wednesday.
...Police suspect it may be an inside job


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http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2010/04/burglars_steal_prisoners_telev.php

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #326 on: April 30, 2010, 07:22:28 pm »
'Punch drunk' pony rescued from swimming pool


A pony had to be rescued by firefighters after becoming 'punch drunk' from gorging on too many fermented windfall apples and falling into a swimming pool

The pony, named "Fat Boy", escaped from its stable, broke into a nearby garden with another pony, and began munching the fallen apples.

It is thought that the rotten fruit had begun to ferment, causing the animal to become 'drunk'.

Twelve-year-old Fat Boy stumbled across the garden, and fell into the outdoor swimming pool which was covered by tarpaulin.

Sarah Penhaligon, 28, owner of the bungalow in Newquay, Cornwall, was woken at night by a "huge" splash and found the Moorland Pony in the shallow end.

She said: "I looked outside, saw this massive animal in the dark, and thought the Beast of Bodmin was in the pool. I was terrified, but when I took a closer look I realised it was a horse.

"I didn't have a clue what to do next - who do you call when there's a horse stuck in your swimming pool?

"I dialled 999 and they asked which service I wanted and I said I didn't know, I just had a horse in my pool and needed help."

Fire crews spent two hours building a set of hay steps in the pool, and hoisted the animal out of the water at 5am with the help of several harnesses.

The pony had escaped from the nearby Trenance riding stables. A spokesman said horses were known to get 'punch drunk' from eating too many apples.

She said: "It looks like he was scrounging for apples in the garden and fell in when he trod on the tarpaulin over the pool.

"It's a good job he's got a lot of bulk, as it kept him warm while he was stuck in the water.

"After he got out he was taken back and checked over by a vet, but luckily he's fine."
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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #327 on: April 30, 2010, 10:06:00 pm »
Man fined over sticky end for bear lured by doughnuts

A hunter in the American state of Pennsylvania has been fined nearly $7,000 (£4,569) for luring a bear to a sticky end with a trail of doughnuts.

Charles Olsen enticed the large black bear into his gunsights with pastries and illegally shot it, police said.

Mr Olsen attracted the attention of the Game Commission when his truck, laden with sugary treats, was spotted on a road a week before bear season.

The "pastry poacher" was found guilty of violating several game laws.

Mr Olsen was arrested last November when he attempted to register the bear, which weighed 707 lbs (a third of a tonne), the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported.

It would have been the biggest trophy claimed during the state's three-day bear hunting season had it been killed legally, the newspaper said.

The 39-year-old, of Wilkes-Barre, Luzerne County, was rumbled when a Game Commission wildlife conservation officer spotted his truck loaded with pastries from a local shop and traced the licence number.

The officer, Cory Bentzoni said: "Being that we were so close to bear season, seeing that person drive by with an unusual amount of pastries was like watching an individual go down a row of parked vehicles testing each handle to see if it would open.

"Something just didn't seem right," he was quoted as saying by PR Newswire.

Mr Olsen could also lose his hunting and trapping privileges for at least three years after Thursday's hearing, it is reported.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #328 on: April 30, 2010, 10:06:36 pm »
From The Times
April 6, 2010

‘Oriental yeti’ that looks like a bear without fur shipped for tests
The 'oriental yeti' has been shipped to Beijing for tests

(CEN/ Europics)

The 'oriental yeti' has been shipped to Beijing for DNA tests

A bizarre creature, dubbed the “oriental yeti”, has baffled scientists after emerging from ancient woodlands in remote central China.

The hairless beast was trapped by hunters in Sichuan province after locals reported spotting what they thought was a bear.

One hunter, Lu Chin, said: “It looks a bit like a bear but it doesn’t have any fur and it has a tail like a kangaroo.

“It also does not sound like a bear — it has a voice like a cat and it is calling all the time — perhaps it is looking for the rest of its kind or maybe it's the last one.

"There are local legends of a bear that used to be a man and some people think that’s what we caught," he added.

Now stumped local animal experts have shipped the mystery beast to scientists in Beijing for DNA tests.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #329 on: May 6, 2010, 12:07:43 pm »

Russian court convicts men of killing and eating schoolgirl

Two men drowned 16-year-old in bath and cooked parts of her body

    * Associated Press
    * guardian.co.uk, Thursday 6 May 2010 11.40 BST
 
A Russian court has convicted two men of murdering and eating a 16-year-old schoolgirl in January.

The St Petersburg city court sentenced a 21-year-old goth-rock musician to 19 years in a maximum-security prison. His 20-year-old accomplice was sentenced to 18 years.

The court said the musician lured his victim to his apartment building, where he and his friend drowned her in a bathtub and cooked parts of her body in an oven.

The men pleaded not guilty. In testimony they said they had killed the girl because they "were hungry".

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #330 on: May 13, 2010, 08:13:01 pm »
Family of four die as sinkhole swallows home

Authorities in Canada yesterday said they had found the bodies of all four members of a family who went missing after their house was swallowed by a gaping sinkhole.

Richard Prefontaine, his wife Lynne Charbonneau and daughters Anais (9) and Amelie, believed to be 11, were in the basement watching ice hockey on Monday night when a massive landslide hit in Saint-Jude.

"They were found close to one another, some of them lying on the couch in the basement," an emergency worker said.

The sinkhole also swallowed three cars and a stretch of road.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/family-of-four-die-as-sinkhole-swallows-home-2178045.html
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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #331 on: June 16, 2010, 10:30:10 am »
German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer. Skip related content
German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100615/tsc-oukoe-uk-germany-puppy-1df2b7e.html

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #332 on: June 19, 2010, 02:43:07 pm »
Hitler memorabilia 'attracts young Indians'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8660064.stm

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #333 on: June 22, 2010, 04:37:18 pm »
http://www.ajc.com/news/cops-mom-forces-son-280517.html?imw=Y

Cops: Mom forces son to kill hamster for bad grade

By Alexis Stevens

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

As punishment for bad grades, a Georgia mother forced her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer, police said.
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Meriwether County Sheriff's Offi Lynn Geter, 38, is accused of forcing her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster for earning a bad grade, according to Steve Whitlock, Meriwether County sheriff.

The day after he was forced to kill his pet, the child told his teacher, Meriwether County Sheriff Steve Whitlock told the AJC Thursday evening.

The teacher reported the incident to DFCS authorities, who contacted police, Whitlock said. The pet's death allegedly took place at the family's Warm Springs home.

On Friday, 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter was arrested, Whitlock said. Geter faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.

Geter remained in the Meriwether County jail Thursday evening, Whitlock said. Meriwether County is located about 90 minutes southwest of Atlanta.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #334 on: June 30, 2010, 11:43:22 pm »
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Donald Duck charged with drunken driving

MASSILLON, Ohio, June 29 (UPI) -- Police in Ohio say the fifth arrest of a "frequent flier" named Donald Duck on drunken driving charges is nothing to quack at.

The Massillon Police Department said Donald Norman Duck, 51, who has four previous drunken driving convictions, was arrested Saturday after allegedly bumping another car at a drive-through Saturday, WJW-TV, Cleveland, reported Tuesday.

Police said Duck's eyes were red and glassy and he smelled of alcohol when they arrived. Officers said a bag of marijuana fell out of the motorist's vehicle when he opened the door.

"He's a frequent flier," Capt. Joe Herrick said. "He's got multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license and operating under suspension, so he's not that good a driver."

Duck was charged with felony operation of a vehicle while impaired, and misdemeanor counts of drug possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #335 on: July 22, 2010, 10:15:54 am »
This story has nearly everything a tabloid could wish for, but it's strangely in the Torygraph...

Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle:

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite on the morning of Saturday July 10th at around a quarter to twelve.

He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.

As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was having sex with the pet.

Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called.

Pendennis Castle, managed by English Heritage, is a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season.

He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.

A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #336 on: July 24, 2010, 12:54:55 pm »
A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.
 

The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner.

The owner had been walking around the ancient castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite on the morning of Saturday July 10th at around a quarter to twelve.

He was wearing a black dress and walking around the steep-walled, empty moat.

As the two ladies spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man; by the time the women had caught up, the man was having sex with the pet.

Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called.

Pendennis Castle, managed by English Heritage, is a popular family tourist attraction and was heaving with visitors in high season.

He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency.

A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".

A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".


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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #337 on: July 24, 2010, 01:51:15 pm »
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« Reply #338 on: July 28, 2010, 10:16:39 am »
Five-year-old Irish boy wins slander case against Lidl

A five-year-old Irish boy who was wrongly accused of stealing a bag of crisps has won 7,500 euros damages for defamation of character.

The case, reported in the Irish Times on Wednesday, concerned Tadhg Mooney from Balbriggan in County Dublin.

The court heard he was in a local branch of Lidl with his mother in June 2009 when a shop assistant grabbed his arm and made the accusation.

His barrister told the court her client had suffered injury to his reputation.

She added that, Tadhg, now aged six, had also been caused to suffer distress and inconvenience.

The Circuit Civil Court also heard that the action of the shop assistant in grabbing the boy's arm amounted to false imprisonment and assault.

The barrister told the judge, Mr Justice Matthew Deery, that she was recommending acceptance by the court of a settlement offer of 7,500 euros and costs by Lidl Ireland Ltd.

Mr Justice Deery approved the offer.

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« Reply #339 on: July 28, 2010, 10:23:24 am »
Seven and a half THOUSAND euro??!!
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« Reply #340 on: July 29, 2010, 06:27:44 pm »
"A man caught jumping up and down naked on a trampoline has avoided a jail sentence.

James Burden, 55, was spotted by a neighbour in the garden of his Falkirk home at 0500 GMT on 25 March.

Falkirk Sheriff Court heard Burden had his "manhood" in one hand and a cigarette in the other when the neighbour saw him."


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« Reply #341 on: July 31, 2010, 12:56:50 am »
He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo - but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed.

Mr Kato may have been dead for 30 years according to Japanese authorities.

They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward, but his granddaughter told them he "doesn't want to see anybody".

Police are now investigating the family on possible fraud charges.


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« Reply #342 on: July 31, 2010, 12:59:34 am »
http://www.ajc.com/news/cops-mom-forces-son-280517.html?imw=Y

Cops: Mom forces son to kill hamster for bad grade


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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #343 on: August 10, 2010, 10:52:36 am »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922843

"Becoming irate, Mr Slater then used the loudspeaker to tell him off, before grabbing a beer from the galley and activating the slide."

Good to see he got his priorities right ...
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« Reply #344 on: August 12, 2010, 02:39:11 am »
you are what you eat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050

Man grows pea plant inside lung

A Massachusetts man who was rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung came home with an unusual diagnosis: a pea plant was growing in his lung.

Ron Sveden had been battling emphysema for months when his condition deteriorated.

He was steeling himself for a cancer diagnosis when X-rays revealed the growth in his lung.

Doctors believe that Mr Sveden ate the pea at some point, but it "went down the wrong way" and sprouted.

"One of the first meals I had in the hospital after the surgery had peas for the vegetable. I laughed to myself and ate them," Mr Sveden told a local Boston TV reporter.

Mr Sveden said the plant was about half an inch (1.25cm) in size.

"Whether this would have gone full-term and I'd be working for the Jolly Green Giant, I don't know. I think the thing that finally dawned on me is that it wasn't the cancer," Mr Sveden said.

He is currently recovering at home with his wife Nancy, who joked that God must have a sense of humour.
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« Reply #345 on: August 24, 2010, 03:26:29 pm »

Pole lived with bullet in head for five years

German doctors discover gunshot wound after Polish man decided to have painful lump examined

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    * guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 24 August 2010 15.18 BST
   

An x-ray of a bullet lodged in a man's head An x-ray shows a bullet found in the head of a 35-year-old man who did not remember being shot because he was drunk at the time. Photograph: Reuters

A Polish man living in Germany went about his business for about five years without noticing he had been shot in the head because he was drunk when it happened.

Police in the western city of Bochum said today doctors found a .22 calibre bullet in the back of the man's head after the 35-year-old went to have what he thought was a cyst removed.

Presented with the 5.6mm projectile, the man recalled he had received a blow to the head around midnight at a new year party "in 2004 or 2005", but had forgotten about it because he had been "very drunk", a police spokesman said.

"He told us he remembered having a sore head, but that he wasn't really one for going to the doctor," the spokesman said.

The wound healed around the bullet and it was not until the man decided to have the lump examined due to recurring pains that the discovery was made.

Police said they were not treating the incident as suspicious as the bullet might have got lodged in the man's head when a reveller fired a gun in celebration.

"It may have been a shot fired up in the air which entered his head on the way down," the spokesman said.

The resident of Herne, who has lived in Germany for several years, was expected to be released from hospital later this week after the bullet was removed on Friday.

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« Reply #346 on: August 27, 2010, 11:28:35 am »

Cannibal restaurant adverts turn German stomachs

Flime restaurant seeking diners willing to donate body parts to be turned into gourmet meals, but some suspect a ruse

   
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    * guardian.co.uk, Thursday 26 August 2010 16.46 BST

Would you be prepared to sacrifice your testicles, stomach fat or ears for the sake of high-class cuisine? A soon-to-open Berlin restaurant is touting for diners willing to do just that: donate body parts that it says it will turn into gourmet meals according to the age-old cooking habits of an Amazonian tribe infamous for its cannibalism.

The promotion has been declared grossly distasteful by a growing number of protesters, who say it is in particularly bad taste following the case of a real cannibal in Germany.

In a prominent advertising campaign on the internet, in German newspapers and on television, the restaurant, Flime, is appealing for willing donors and diners to become members of what it hints at being a new dining movement.

"Members declare themselves willing to donate any part of their body," the advertisement reads, adding that any resulting hospital costs will be taken on by the restaurant. They say they are also looking to employ an "open-minded surgeon".

The location of the restaurant – if it exists – is being kept a secret, as is the identity of the owners and investors behind it. As a foretaste of its menu, Flime is suggesting traditional Brazilian dishes such as bolinho, which it describes as "fried tatar balls with a sweet-sour dip", or feijoada, a main course consisting of "various pieces of meat with black beans and rice". It does not specify what type of meat is used.

The restaurant cites as its inspiration the indigenous Brazilian Waricaca tribe, which once practised the ritual of "compassionate cannibalism", or eating parts of the corpse of a loved one to emphasise the connection between the living and the dead, which was said to help with mourning.

The advertising campaign has provoked incredulity and outrage in equal measure. Michael Braun, the vice-chairman of Berlin's Christian Democrat party, said he had received several protest emails calling for the restaurant to be banned. He had been unable to get to the bottom of who was behind what he said might be "a stunt".

"I'm working on the assumption that this is some sort of a warped joke," he told Bild. "But it's disgusting, not least because it wasn't long ago that we had the case of the Berliner who was murdered by a cannibal."

Braun was referring to the case of the computer technician Bernd Jürgen Brandes, who in 2001 volunteered himself to the self-confessed cannibal Armin Meiwes, who chopped off his penis and prepared it as a dish seasoned with salt, pepper and garlic.

Meiwes then killed Brandes and consumed his flesh over the following months. He was sentenced to life imprisonment in 2006.

The case drew attention to a growing underground cannibal movement. Experts believe cannibalism has about 800 followers in Germany alone, only a minimal number of whom have carried out the practice.

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Re: Weird stories thread
« Reply #347 on: August 27, 2010, 11:54:46 am »
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

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« Reply #348 on: August 30, 2010, 05:39:42 pm »
Those crazy Italian Doctors ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11129608

"Italy's health minister has apologised to a woman for a fight between two doctors in the delivery room as she was about to give birth........
After a heated exchange of words, one of the doctors seized his colleague by the neck and shoved him into a wall, according to Mr Molonia's account to police, reports said.  The other doctor reacted by punching a window, which shattered, injuring his hand, they said."
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« Reply #349 on: September 3, 2010, 03:23:29 pm »
Thar she Bl-ows!

Roly-poly holidaymaker Maja Georgi, 28, has vowed to go on a diet after she was harpooned by a diver as she swam in he sea off the coast in Budva, Montenegro.

"There was suddenly a massive pain in my shoulder and I realised I'd been shot with a spear gun. It hurt at the time but it was an accident and I can laugh now.

"I might need to lose a few pounds but I'm not exactly Moby Dick either," she joked.

http://croatiantimes.com/news/Around_the_World/2010-09-02/13485/Thar_she_Bl-ows

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« Reply #350 on: September 6, 2010, 12:52:33 pm »

Giant hay bale kills former ELO cellist Mike Edwards

Musician's van collided with bale that tumbled down hill

    * David Batty
    * The Guardian, Monday 6 September 2010
   

A former member of the rock group Electric Light Orchestra has been killed by a giant hay bale that crashed into his van while he was driving.

Cellist Mike Edwards died instantly when the 300kg bale landed on the front of the white van after it tumbled down a steep hill in Devon, then smashed through a hedge and on to the road.

Police are now investigating whether the fatal accident on Friday afternoon happened after the bale fell from a tractor working on farmland next to the A381 in Halwell, near Totnes.

The musician, 62, is understood to have swerved into another vehicle as his van was struck at around 12.30pm. The second driver was unhurt in the collision.

Sergeant Steve Walker, of the Devon and Cornwall police traffic unit, said: "This was a tragic accident and we have now identified the victim as Michael Edwards, a founder member of ELO.

"We have used photographs and YouTube footage to identify him but we now need help contacting his family for formal identification. We don't believe he was ever married and we have identified an ex-girlfriend, but she is currently abroad."

Officers were hoping to contact a man named David in the Yorkshire area who is believed to be Edward's brother. The musician is understood to have no immediate family, but may have taught cello in Devon.

The police, who are liaising with the Heath and Safety Executive, have asked his students to contact them if they have any further information about his relations.

From 1972 to 1986, ELO enjoyed a string of top 20 hit singles on both sides of the Atlantic, and sold more than 50 million albums worldwide. Edwards left the band after their fourth studio album, Eldorado, which was released in 1974.

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« Reply #351 on: September 27, 2010, 09:35:48 pm »
Segway Owner Dies in Segway Crash
By STEPHEN WILLIAMS
Call it irony, fate, or simply an accident: in Britain, the owner of Segway died over the weekend when he apparently drove one of the devices off a cliff near his home, The Associated Press reported.


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Jimi Heselden, who owned Segway, Inc. until his death on Sunday.In West Yorkshire, police reported that James W. Heselden, 62, who took over control of the company earlier this year, accidentally steered the Segway off a 30-foot cliff and into a river while riding on his estate, about 140 miles from London. The exact cause of death is not yet established, the police said.

The Segway Human Transporter came to market in 2002 as the invention of Dean Kamen, an entrepreneur from New Hampshire who made his fortune after he created the first insulin pump for treatment of diabetes. At the time, Mr. Kamen said that the Segway would have an impact on society similar to that of the personal computer.

The person-mover, priced at about $5,000, uses sophisticated gyroscopic technology as well as electronics and some software controls.


 
A Segway.The rider essentially steers one by leaning fore and aft, and aiming to the left or right by pulling the handlebars; the company calls this “LeanSteer” technology. The Segway’s top speed is about 12 miles per hour, the company says.

In Britain, the Segway cannot be piloted on public roads or paths but only on private property. But they are legal in several European countries. In the United States, Segways are approved for limited use in many states, The Telegraph reports.

Celebrities, including Jackie Chan, adopted the Segway as an alternative transportation device for a time, although the Segway image took a hit in 2003 when President George W. Bush fell off of one.

http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/27/segway-owner-dies-in-segway-crash/

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« Reply #352 on: September 28, 2010, 12:57:20 am »
Segway Owner Dies in Segway Crash

Was just gonna post that. Whilst it's not nice that he's dead, what an ironic and darkly humorous way to go.

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« Reply #353 on: September 30, 2010, 10:27:34 am »
Forensic tests on feet found near estuary identify men

Human feet found separately near the Humber estuary have been identified as belonging to two missing men.

A right foot discovered on Cleethorpes beach on 11 August was found to belong to a man from South Yorkshire.

His left foot was found on 11 September near the island of Terschelling, off the coast of the Netherlands.

Tests identified another foot found on 4 September near Barton-on-Humber as belonging to a man who was reported missing from the Lincolnshire area.

The first man was reported missing in December 2008. Police said when the feet were recovered they were in trainers.

The Lincolnshire man, whose foot was found in a boot, was reported missing in February 2010.

Humberside Police said there were no suspicious circumstances.
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« Reply #354 on: September 30, 2010, 11:58:14 am »
Humberside Police said there were no suspicious circumstances.  !

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Does that mean that suicide is the sole cause of death?
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« Reply #355 on: October 27, 2010, 08:44:17 am »
Does that mean that suicide is the sole cause of death?

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« Reply #356 on: October 27, 2010, 08:52:53 am »
In July 1975, newspapers on both sides of the Atlantic went nuts over the death of 17-year-old Erskine Lawrence Ebbin, the poor kid having been knocked off his moped by a taxi in Hamilton, Bermuda. You see, the previous year his brother was killed ... on the same street. Also by a taxi. Both kids were 17, and they were hit almost one year apart. Oh, and they happened to be driving the same moped. The following clipping appeared on page nine, column three of The Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph on July 21, 1975:



That's right.
The two brothers were killed by the same taxi.
With the same driver.
Carrying the same passenger.
Almost exactly one year later

 
http://www.cracked.com/article_18788_the-5-most-mind-blowing-coincidences-all-time.html
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« Reply #357 on: October 27, 2010, 11:27:45 am »
I love Cracked. Great story, that. I mean, obviously not great that two brothers di... yeah, you know what I mean.

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« Reply #358 on: January 30, 2011, 12:53:06 am »
Torres wants to go to Chelsea

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« Reply #359 on: February 1, 2011, 01:52:58 pm »
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

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