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2020 Who is the worst

Danny Mills
105 (11.6%)
Danny Murphy
94 (10.4%)
Darren Gough
5 (0.6%)
Jermain Jenas
50 (5.5%)
Martin Keown
4 (0.4%)
Phil McNulty
2 (0.2%)
Phil Neville
17 (1.9%)
Alan Shearer
8 (0.9%)
Mark Lawrenson
9 (1%)
Martin Tyler
218 (24.1%)
Jonathan Pearce
10 (1.1%)
Pat Nevin
3 (0.3%)
David Thompson
1 (0.1%)
Garth Crooks
63 (7%)
Trevor Francis
1 (0.1%)
Glen Hoddle
14 (1.5%)
Michael Owen
15 (1.7%)
Paul Merson
29 (3.2%)
Robbie Savage
12 (1.3%)
Matt Le Tissier
12 (1.3%)
Richard Keys
68 (7.5%)
Roy Keane
7 (0.8%)
Chris Sutton
12 (1.3%)
Adrian Durham
13 (1.4%)
Alan Brazil
6 (0.7%)
Jason Mohammed
2 (0.2%)
Alan SMith
7 (0.8%)
Vassos "bloody" Alexander
0 (0%)
Tony Young
0 (0%)
Tim Sherwood
22 (2.4%)
Craig Burley
8 (0.9%)
Jonathan Pearce
5 (0.6%)
Graeme Le Saux
1 (0.1%)
Gary Neville
41 (4.5%)
Jamie Carragher
42 (4.6%)

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« Reply #8040 on: June 11, 2021, 12:07:09 pm »
Well why the fuck didn’t he actually do a bit of fucking reading, and watch some of the qualifying campaign back, then? I mean he’s had all week to prepare, and could have actually informed people instead of just ignorantly laughing at the idea of a “lesser” footballing nation playing in a major tournament.

I've never understood this mentality. The joke is these ex-player pundits would have during their career been required to watch some analysis of the opposition. They're in a privileged role in which their celebrity allows them to get a pulpit, when there are better pundits who won't get an opportunity because they aren't known to the casual viewer who only tunes in every tournament. I think we were at a tipping point a few years ago where it looked like media punditry was going to shift towards better analysis (hiring pundits who actually understood certain leagues and sides like Laurens and Honigstein), only for it to start shifting back in the other direction.

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« Reply #8041 on: June 11, 2021, 12:08:48 pm »
I've never understood this mentality. The joke is these ex-player pundits would have during their career been required to watch some analysis of the opposition. They're in a privileged role in which their celebrity allows them to get a pulpit, when there are better pundits who won't get an opportunity because they aren't known to the casual viewer who only tunes in every tournament. I think we were at a tipping point a few years ago where it looked like media punditry was going to shift towards better analysis (hiring pundits who actually understood certain leagues and sides like Laurens and Honigstein), only for it to start shifting back in the other direction.

BT Sport has some of the better, non-playing pundits on its score show from time to time, and the contempt that the likes of Chris Sutton treat them with is ridiculous.
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« Reply #8042 on: June 11, 2021, 12:09:58 pm »
BT Sport has some of the better, non-playing pundits on its score show from time to time, and the contempt that the likes of Chris Sutton treat them with is ridiculous.

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« Reply #8043 on: June 11, 2021, 12:17:56 pm »
BT Sport has some of the better, non-playing pundits on its score show from time to time, and the contempt that the likes of Chris Sutton treat them with is ridiculous.

I was watching an old Room 101 the other night and Fay Ripley put football pundits in. Lineker was sat next to her and tried to do a jokey face but you could see he didnt like it much. He then went on to say, "Who better to talk about football, than an ex player"

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« Reply #8044 on: June 11, 2021, 12:31:04 pm »
I've never understood this mentality. The joke is these ex-player pundits would have during their career been required to watch some analysis of the opposition. They're in a privileged role in which their celebrity allows them to get a pulpit, when there are better pundits who won't get an opportunity because they aren't known to the casual viewer who only tunes in every tournament. I think we were at a tipping point a few years ago where it looked like media punditry was going to shift towards better analysis (hiring pundits who actually understood certain leagues and sides like Laurens and Honigstein), only for it to start shifting back in the other direction.

I think it was a  few world World Cups ago that they had someone on who actually bothered to put in a bit of effort to find out some things about a lesser known side and tried talking about them before kick off in a game that actually involved them.  Lineker pulled one of those mocking “Ooh fancy that” faces and someone like Lawrenson just said “you need to get out more” then they all fell about laughing.  And that was the other pundits contribution to proceedings.  Utterly feeble.

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« Reply #8045 on: June 11, 2021, 12:56:53 pm »
It's actually considered a laughing matter on Sky when Paul "Merse" Merson butchers the pronunciation of a players name, people are paying top dollar for Sky Sports subscriptions and this is the best Sky can offer?

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« Reply #8046 on: June 11, 2021, 02:12:17 pm »
It's actually considered a laughing matter on Sky when Paul "Merse" Merson butchers the pronunciation of a players name, people are paying top dollar for Sky Sports subscriptions and this is the best Sky can offer?

Absolute moron.
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« Reply #8047 on: June 11, 2021, 02:23:12 pm »
What are you expecting as the number 1 saying on the bulllshit bingo card then from old JJ this tournament.
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« Reply #8048 on: June 11, 2021, 02:28:33 pm »
I think he’s “only” on co-commentary. Thankfully.

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« Reply #8049 on: June 11, 2021, 03:11:10 pm »
I think he’s “only” on co-commentary. Thankfully.

And every advert.

Is he ?  That's some good news at least. Must be flat out on the One Show and question time

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« Reply #8050 on: June 11, 2021, 07:11:11 pm »
Odd example to get exercised about. Not sure what's so bad about that. A bit obvious maybe but it fit well with the narrative around that game. Seems pretty harmless.

All commentators script and rehearse various things they could say, depending on events and outcome. It makes things easier in the moment.

It doesn't make any sense, for a start.

"Don't ever tell them that nothing is impossible" would have been an incredibly awkward sentence anyway, but he used the word "possible" rather than "impossible." It's genuinely amazing that he took so many pregnant pauses and still managed to fuck up such a hackneyed line. "Don't ever tell them that something is impossible" or just "nothing is impossible" are both very boring, but they're definitely less awkward versions of what he was aiming for.

I know that commentators rehearse things and plan sayings for certain scenarios. That isn't a problem. This fella just always does the weird thing of making a massive effort to sound professional and clever while coming out with things that barely make sense.

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« Reply #8051 on: June 11, 2021, 08:52:51 pm »
I don’t want to sound like a posh stuffy knob, but are there no standards for broadcasters (especially on the BBC) to try to speak and enunciate words properly as an example for those watching? Especially kids.  Is that not a thing anymore?  I’m just listening to Jenas glottal stopping every word, saying things like “innit” etc. I guess people don’t care about this kind of thing anymore.

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« Reply #8052 on: June 11, 2021, 09:32:47 pm »
They are poor to say the least and offer little to no tactical or technical advantage over plenty of 'fans', although that might just be more in the case of the legacy kind of fan then the plastic kind.

Being a good painter and decorator with lots of experience does not automatically make you an expert when painting a portrait. You do not need to be a politician to vote at elections or have a valid political opinion.

These people were basically just small pieces of a bigger jigsaw and often don't seem to have much knowledge outside of their own edges.
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« Reply #8053 on: June 11, 2021, 09:43:27 pm »
It doesn't make any sense, for a start.

"Don't ever tell them that nothing is impossible" would have been an incredibly awkward sentence anyway, but he used the word "possible" rather than "impossible." It's genuinely amazing that he took so many pregnant pauses and still managed to fuck up such a hackneyed line. "Don't ever tell them that something is impossible" or just "nothing is impossible" are both very boring, but they're definitely less awkward versions of what he was aiming for.

I know that commentators rehearse things and plan sayings for certain scenarios. That isn't a problem. This fella just always does the weird thing of making a massive effort to sound professional and clever while coming out with things that barely make sense.
*shugs* It's just a verbal typo. It was a very emotional moment after an incredible and historic performace by the team he supports. Errors like that do happen from time to time, even from neutral commentators. Given the circumstances I'd cut the guy some slack, personally.

To be honest I didn't even notice, probably because I got the sense of what he meant and my brain filled in. It's hardly Steve Macmanaman type bollocks
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« Reply #8054 on: June 11, 2021, 09:45:53 pm »
Jenas is absolutely awful. I am willing to bet he's getting paid a hefty sum to state the obvious and make shit jokes. Critiquing players that are so far above the level he ever got to as a pro.

He adds absolutely nothing to the game. Get Ally McCoist, loved him as a commentator on Prime. Could tell he just loves football, which makes it even more exciting for the viewer. As opposed to the monotone ramblings of Jenas.
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« Reply #8055 on: June 11, 2021, 09:55:00 pm »
Jenas is absolutely awful. I am willing to bet he's getting paid a hefty sum to state the obvious and make shit jokes. Critiquing players that are so far above the level he ever got to as a pro.

He adds absolutely nothing to the game. Get Ally McCoist, loved him as a commentator on Prime. Could tell he just loves football, which makes it even more exciting for the viewer. As opposed to the monotone ramblings of Jenas.

And the worst thing is, the BBC are clearly grooming him to take over from Lineker on MOTD. Same as Alex Scott being groomed to take over from Dan Walker on Football Focus. That's why they were both presenting the One Show.

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« Reply #8056 on: June 11, 2021, 10:03:16 pm »
Jenas getting absolutely ripped to bits on Twitter. Shame the BBC don't seem to care what we think.
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« Reply #8057 on: June 11, 2021, 10:03:51 pm »
Jenas getting absolutely ripped to bits on Twitter. Shame the BBC don't seem to care what we think.

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« Reply #8058 on: June 11, 2021, 10:10:50 pm »
He is a poor commentator isn't he. States the obvious time after time. I particularly enjoyed him saying how Italy have changed things around recently, and Mancini probably has played his part in that.

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« Reply #8060 on: June 11, 2021, 10:21:25 pm »
I don’t want to sound like a posh stuffy knob, but are there no standards for broadcasters (especially on the BBC) to try to speak and enunciate words properly as an example for those watching? Especially kids.  Is that not a thing anymore?  I’m just listening to Jenas glottal stopping every word, saying things like “innit” etc. I guess people don’t care about this kind of thing anymore.
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« Reply #8061 on: June 11, 2021, 10:22:48 pm »
He's trending so I just scrolled down the very long list ;D

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Jermaine%20Jenas%22&vertical=trends&s=09

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« Reply #8062 on: June 11, 2021, 10:22:59 pm »
Yeah Jenas really is awful but I did enjoy the other commentator calling him out for being boring ;D
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« Reply #8063 on: June 11, 2021, 10:27:04 pm »
He's bland, sounds completely bored and has nothing of any interest to say - despite talking almost constantly. Anyone watching the game down the pub could do what he does (point out the blatantly obvious) and some of them might even stumble on some insight, enthusiasm or humour occasionally. He just poorly puts into words what anyone paying the vaguest of attention to the game would've noticed for themselves.

"He didn't want to miss that open goal..."

"He'll be gutted he's broken his leg there..."

"They won't be happy about being 6-0 down here..."


Admittedly that's what most of us do in the in-game threads on here, but we're not getting paid by the BBC to come up with interesting or perceptive analysis. Don't understand how he's managed to blag a career doing this, and even expanding outwards into regular presenting, which he seems equally abject at.

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« Reply #8064 on: June 11, 2021, 10:28:32 pm »
Seeing as Italy is on the Amber list does that mean the fucker has to stay in Rome or quarantine in a hotel for 10 days if he wants to come back?

Or, please God no, was he just commentating on a live stream somewhere in the UK which means he’s free to drone on over the BBCs other games?

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« Reply #8065 on: June 11, 2021, 10:30:59 pm »
He's trending so I just scrolled down the very long list ;D

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Jermaine%20Jenas%22&vertical=trends&s=09

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« Reply #8066 on: June 12, 2021, 03:38:00 am »
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If i got washed up on a desert island with a tin of corn beef and Jermaine Jenas i would eat Jermaine Jenas and talk to the tin of corn beef.

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Absolutely cracked me up as well. My God that's a long list of people who hate him. Yet he's the face/voice of football in the UK outside of Sky Sports. Worrying times.

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« Reply #8067 on: June 12, 2021, 04:06:58 am »
I don’t want to sound like a posh stuffy knob, but are there no standards for broadcasters (especially on the BBC) to try to speak and enunciate words properly as an example for those watching? Especially kids.  Is that not a thing anymore?  I’m just listening to Jenas glottal stopping every word, saying things like “innit” etc. I guess people don’t care about this kind of thing anymore.
It's not that people don't care it's that there's a deliberate, active move away from valorising certain ways of speech as 'proper' and 'correct'.

You talk about proper enunciation, but enunciate properly in which accent? Which dialect? Who decides which is the 'correct way of speaking', and why should they be able to valorise one way over another? And glottal stops are a perfectly legitimate component of speech. Some accents use them, some don't. And that has also changed over time. What was once classed as 'correct' and 'elite' would now sound broad and common.

The whole notion of 'speaking properly' is a minefiled laced with elitism and class division and geographical hierarchialism. Until recently it was normal to valorise RP and 'proper speaking' and most of us have been brought up thinking there's a correct way of speaking and everything else is a corruption of that. And we all have accents we can't bear the sound of, as well as those which we think sound 'uneducated' or 'thick'. But how much difference is there between that and, say, people thinking the Scouse accent sounds leery or criminal or whiny or all those other adjectives that have been employed to do it down?

The current vogue in broadcasting is to feature a multiplicity of accents and speechforms. It can be painful but there's merit in that, if for no other reson than to give the lie to the purported link between accent and intelligence.

The old saying is that a language is just a dialect with an army; the same, or something similar, can be said about 'correct speaking'.
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« Reply #8068 on: June 12, 2021, 07:43:02 am »
Switched on last night to hear Lineker ask the pundits to give their opinion on what the England line up will be in the first game , “taking into consideration the fact that some England players may not be fit until later in the tournament”.
And there in the graphic is Harry Maguire at centre half. Switched the sound off and made a cuppa.
He was on crutches last heard, Lineker has just as good as admitted he won’t be fit, and one of these over paid idiots (Fabregas?) puts him in the team. Ridiculous
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« Reply #8069 on: June 12, 2021, 08:10:45 am »
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My comments weren’t intended as offensive or to come across as elitist. Of course there’s nothing wrong with having different accents and ways of speaking, I just think it’s possible to try to enunciate words properly. Especially those who broadcast to millions of people - I think there is a responsibility there.  I’m well aware in the minority in caring about this (don’t even get me started on major corporations sending out tweets littered with spelling and grammatical errors to millions of followers  :no ;D) - and we clearly have different views, so I’ll drop it now.

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« Reply #8070 on: June 12, 2021, 10:43:01 am »
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Yeah, that made me laugh.

"Paint watches Jermaine Jenas dry..."  was another good one.

As was "I see all these comments on here saying how bad Jermaine Jenas is as a commentator. I disagree I think he's a lot fucking worse than you're making out"

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« Reply #8071 on: June 12, 2021, 11:46:09 am »
It's not that people don't care it's that there's a deliberate, active move away from valorising certain ways of speech as 'proper' and 'correct'.

You talk about proper enunciation, but enunciate properly in which accent? Which dialect? Who decides which is the 'correct way of speaking', and why should they be able to valorise one way over another? And glottal stops are a perfectly legitimate component of speech. Some accents use them, some don't. And that has also changed over time. What was once classed as 'correct' and 'elite' would now sound broad and common.

The whole notion of 'speaking properly' is a minefiled laced with elitism and class division and geographical hierarchialism. Until recently it was normal to valorise RP and 'proper speaking' and most of us have been brought up thinking there's a correct way of speaking and everything else is a corruption of that. And we all have accents we can't bear the sound of, as well as those which we think sound 'uneducated' or 'thick'. But how much difference is there between that and, say, people thinking the Scouse accent sounds leery or criminal or whiny or all those other adjectives that have been employed to do it down?

The current vogue in broadcasting is to feature a multiplicity of accents and speechforms. It can be painful but there's merit in that, if for no other reson than to give the lie to the purported link between accent and intelligence.

The old saying is that a language is just a dialect with an army; the same, or something similar, can be said about 'correct speaking'.

I think this makes some very good points regarding accent and intelligence. However, when people are being paid to speak, it really shouldn't be too much to expect that they:

1. pronounce words correctly (and by that I mean being able to pronounce the necessary sounds in the correct order! I think that can be generally established outside of accent based differences, most of the time.) When it comes to pronouncing player and team names properly, that is part of the bloody job. Practice!

2. understand the meaning of the words they use (using "intelligent"-sounding words incorrectly really does make you sound like a dick).

3. not be lazy with language. Half the modern pundits sound like they are down the pub with some mates, with all the casual slang and memey "bants" that that seems to entail. It's fucking awful punditry, and if I want to listen to that level of inanity, I can go to an actual pub. Although the "banter" in my local is certainly wittier.

So while it's certainly true that some people still have pretty fixed notions about RP and what constitutes an intelligent or acceptable accent, I think the problem with the current bunch is that they are, for the most part, just not very good at words. Which is the job. Mind you, I think Micah Richards might have broken me because I'm beginning to find his all-out laugher approach to punditry quite funny. Ultimately, I'd like him to contribute nothing other than continuous laughter throughout the entire tournament, hopefully making Roy Keane explode in the process.


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Re: Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #8072 on: June 12, 2021, 02:55:50 pm »
I think this makes some very good points regarding accent and intelligence. However, when people are being paid to speak, it really shouldn't be too much to expect that they:

1. pronounce words correctly (and by that I mean being able to pronounce the necessary sounds in the correct order! I think that can be generally established outside of accent based differences, most of the time.) When it comes to pronouncing player and team names properly, that is part of the bloody job. Practice!

2. understand the meaning of the words they use (using "intelligent"-sounding words incorrectly really does make you sound like a dick).

3. not be lazy with language. Half the modern pundits sound like they are down the pub with some mates, with all the casual slang and memey "bants" that that seems to entail. It's fucking awful punditry, and if I want to listen to that level of inanity, I can go to an actual pub. Although the "banter" in my local is certainly wittier.

So while it's certainly true that some people still have pretty fixed notions about RP and what constitutes an intelligent or acceptable accent, I think the problem with the current bunch is that they are, for the most part, just not very good at words. Which is the job. Mind you, I think Micah Richards might have broken me because I'm beginning to find his all-out laugher approach to punditry quite funny. Ultimately, I'd like him to contribute nothing other than continuous laughter throughout the entire tournament, hopefully making Roy Keane explode in the process.



Quite right. One of the pundits on the Wales game has just said "We was nervous with this one". That's not a question of accents or pronunciation, that's just laziness.
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Re: Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #8073 on: June 12, 2021, 05:24:35 pm »
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« Reply #8074 on: June 13, 2021, 11:17:52 am »
I can’t help but feel that Jermaine Jenas’s agent has some dirt on someone high up in the BBC. How else can such a zero achieving, dull, non entertaining, non entity get so much air time and column inches. I’ve never know anyone being forced down the throat of the public through the main stream media as much as he is. It’s truly bizarre!
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Re: Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #8075 on: June 13, 2021, 11:28:35 am »
I can’t help but feel that Jermaine Jenas’s agent has some dirt on someone high up in the BBC. How else can such a zero achieving, dull, non entertaining, non entity get so much air time and column inches. I’ve never know anyone being forced down the throat of the public through the main stream media as much as he is. It’s truly bizarre!

And of course he's co-commentating on the England game today.  ::)

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« Reply #8076 on: June 13, 2021, 11:31:08 am »
And of course he's co-commentating on the England game today.  ::)

Oh FFS!  … radio commentary it is then.
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« Reply #8077 on: June 13, 2021, 11:33:24 am »
And of course he's co-commentating on the England game today.  ::)

Use the 5 Live commentary instead then.
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« Reply #8078 on: June 13, 2021, 11:49:58 am »
I only managed two minutes of Jenas in the Italy game but I'm sure he said the word methodic instead of methodical at one point. Maybe hes now in charge of the oxford dictionary and is soon taking over from Susie Dent.

There doesnt seem to be one program that might be beyond an appearance by him. I honestly can see him doing a nature documentary or a show about dark matter and its place in the universe.

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« Reply #8079 on: June 13, 2021, 12:04:34 pm »
There doesnt seem to be one program that might be beyond an appearance by him. I honestly can see him doing a nature documentary or a show about dark matter and its place in the universe.

Even on a show about Egyptian Mummies he’d still be the most lifeless thing on screen.