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Re: Wasps
« Reply #240 on: September 6, 2013, 07:05:30 pm »
Quote from: HELLRAZOR on September  6, 2013, 05:19:08 pm
was having a bbq a few weeks back

fuckers were swarming everywhere

Fucking neighbours eh?  Coming round for free beer and food.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #241 on: September 6, 2013, 07:08:41 pm »
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #242 on: September 6, 2013, 07:19:13 pm »
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #243 on: September 6, 2013, 07:37:01 pm »
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #244 on: September 6, 2013, 10:43:38 pm »
Quote from: Welshred on September  6, 2013, 07:19:13 pm
Fucking twat :wanker

On behalf of Ziltoid, let me offer you a peace keeping.

Here, have a flower...













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Re: Wasps
« Reply #245 on: September 6, 2013, 11:42:07 pm »
It could be getting worse...

Swarms of vicious Asian hornets may soon be heading across the Channel to attack the UK's bee colonies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/23984236

and...

http://www.honeybeehive.co.uk/beekeeping/pests-diseases/asian-hornets/



And here's a bunch of Japanese hornets going medieval on a honey bee hive...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs#t=15

Cause for concern.

However, I'm sure some of you willl be pleased to know that while the wasps behaved impeccably, the guards on one of my bee hives decided to go somewhat 'angry' on me today when I was strimming nearby.

It hurt.

A lot.



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Re: Wasps
« Reply #246 on: September 7, 2013, 01:57:39 am »
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #247 on: September 7, 2013, 01:58:59 am »
Quote from: J-Mc- on September  6, 2013, 10:43:38 pm
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #248 on: September 7, 2013, 02:19:55 am »
More here...

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #249 on: September 7, 2013, 05:10:38 pm »
Wasps was a Night Club in Wrexham in the 70's/80's had some good nights in there...
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #250 on: September 7, 2013, 05:27:22 pm »
Quote from: Pheeny on September  7, 2013, 05:10:38 pm
Wasps was a Night Club in Wrexham in the 70's/80's had some good nights in there...

I hear it was always *snigger* buzzing with queens...
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #251 on: September 7, 2013, 07:13:32 pm »
Glad I came into this thread, I thought they had no use.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #252 on: September 7, 2013, 07:37:18 pm »
Quote from: J-Mc- on September  7, 2013, 05:27:22 pm
I hear it was always *snigger* buzzing with queens...

*Tips cap*

There's a wasps nest in an a garden adjoining ours at the moment. They've attacked workmen in our garden, and a gardener working in someone else's garden. I need to do some stuff with a fence alongside the nest, but I'm waiting for the buggers to die before I go anywhere near them.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #253 on: September 7, 2013, 07:42:34 pm »
Quote from: MichaelA on September  7, 2013, 07:37:18 pm
*Tips cap*

There's a wasps nest in an a garden adjoining ours at the moment. They've attacked workmen in our garden, and a gardener working in someone else's garden. I need to do some stuff with a fence alongside the nest, but I'm waiting for the buggers to die before I go anywhere near them.


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Re: Wasps
« Reply #254 on: September 7, 2013, 07:43:17 pm »
Quote from: J-Mc- on September  7, 2013, 05:27:22 pm
I hear it was always *snigger* buzzing with queens...
actually there was a few in there at times. ;)
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #255 on: September 7, 2013, 07:48:08 pm »
Quote from: MichaelA on September  7, 2013, 07:37:18 pm
*Tips cap*

There's a wasps nest in an a garden adjoining ours at the moment. They've attacked workmen in our garden, and a gardener working in someone else's garden. I need to do some stuff with a fence alongside the nest, but I'm waiting for the buggers to die before I go anywhere near them.

Would make a good episode of Wallace and Gromit i reckon.

Wallace and Gromit Vs the Wasps
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #256 on: September 7, 2013, 10:10:29 pm »
If Asian hornets start coming over here I'm voting UKIP
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #257 on: March 10, 2014, 04:57:45 pm »
Casually driving home from work, windows closed cos I've got climate control and all of a sudden this fat fuck off wasp is flying towards my face! On a country road so couldn't pull over so cue a load of flapping around and swerving in the road until I found somewhere safe to park up. Cue more flapping around until the bastard thing fucked off.

It's that time of the year again!
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #258 on: March 10, 2014, 09:27:00 pm »
Quote from: Welshred on March 10, 2014, 04:57:45 pm
Casually driving home from work, windows closed cos I've got climate control and all of a sudden this fat fuck off wasp is flying towards my face! On a country road so couldn't pull over so cue a load of flapping around and swerving in the road until I found somewhere safe to park up. Cue more flapping around until the bastard thing fucked off.

It's that time of the year again!

Early one that fucker, normally don't see the queen until April/May.  As you got a close up, did it resemble this


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Re: Wasps
« Reply #259 on: March 10, 2014, 09:30:12 pm »
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #260 on: March 10, 2014, 10:24:57 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on March 10, 2014, 09:27:00 pm
Early one that fucker, normally don't see the queen until April/May.  As you got a close up, did it resemble this


The photo scares the bejeezus out of me! I was too busy flapping about to see what it looked like. It was bigger than a normal sized wasp though.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #261 on: March 10, 2014, 10:30:10 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on March 10, 2014, 09:27:00 pm
Early one that fucker, normally don't see the queen until April/May.  As you got a close up, did it resemble this


Not the first time Welshy's got all flustered by a big queen in his car.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #262 on: March 10, 2014, 11:57:25 pm »
Quote from: Cockney Nick on March 10, 2014, 10:30:10 pm
Not the first time Welshy's got all flustered by a big queen in his car.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #263 on: March 11, 2014, 02:39:16 am »
Quote from: Welshred on March 10, 2014, 04:57:45 pm
Casually driving home from work, windows closed cos I've got climate control and all of a sudden this fat fuck off wasp is flying towards my face! On a country road so couldn't pull over so cue a load of flapping around and swerving in the road until I found somewhere safe to park up. Cue more flapping around until the bastard thing fucked off.

It's that time of the year again!

Oh sweet Lord

Quote from: Ziltoid on March 10, 2014, 09:27:00 pm
Early one that fucker, normally don't see the queen until April/May.  As you got a close up, did it resemble this




Oh sweet fucking Lordy Lordy...TWAT!
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #264 on: March 11, 2014, 02:40:33 am »
Quote from: Cockney Nick on March 10, 2014, 10:30:10 pm
Not the first time Welshy's got all flustered by a big queen in his car.
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Quote from: Halewooder on June  3, 2017, 12:31:04 am
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #265 on: March 11, 2014, 12:40:54 pm »
I like how this is in General Sport.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #266 on: March 11, 2014, 01:03:19 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on March 11, 2014, 12:40:54 pm
I like how this is in General Sport.
Don't they play Harlequins next week?
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #267 on: March 11, 2014, 01:13:03 pm »
Quote from: El Lobo on September  7, 2013, 10:10:29 pm
If Asian hornets start coming over here I'm voting UKIP

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Re: Wasps
« Reply #268 on: March 11, 2014, 02:54:13 pm »
Quote from: Funky_Gibbons on March 11, 2014, 01:03:19 pm
Don't they play Harlequins next week?

If they do they'll love it, they like bright coloured clothing.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #269 on: March 11, 2014, 03:30:19 pm »
They had some wasps out of hell last year in China. Gave you big fucking boils if they bit you and they'd chase you around if they didn't. Size of a hand aswell, terrifying stuff
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #270 on: March 11, 2014, 03:44:31 pm »
These darlings?


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Re: Wasps
« Reply #271 on: March 11, 2014, 03:50:14 pm »
I really hope that's a baby's hand!
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #272 on: March 11, 2014, 03:52:27 pm »
oh my word, stuff of nightmares.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #273 on: March 11, 2014, 04:10:42 pm »
Quite entertained this is in General Football and Sport. :D

Although I will admit I thought this was about a sports related acronym that I didn't know...   
Quote from: Ziltoid on March 10, 2014, 09:30:12 pm
http://ukwaspwatch.co.uk/
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #274 on: March 11, 2014, 04:21:09 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on March 11, 2014, 12:40:54 pm
I like how this is in General Sport.
My little joke, moved it last night. I'm easily amused ;D
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #275 on: March 11, 2014, 04:21:43 pm »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on March 11, 2014, 04:21:09 pm
My little joke, moved it last night. I'm easily amused ;D

Got to get your birthday kicks somehow!
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #276 on: March 11, 2014, 05:10:04 pm »
Quote from: Ziltoid on March 11, 2014, 03:44:31 pm
These darlings?


WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY AND WHY DO THEY FUCKING EXIST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #277 on: March 11, 2014, 05:10:48 pm »
Quote from: Welshred on March 11, 2014, 05:10:04 pm
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY AND WHY DO THEY FUCKING EXIST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hornets. In the US.
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #278 on: March 11, 2014, 05:16:09 pm »
Quote from: Chakan on March 11, 2014, 05:10:48 pm
Hornets. In the US.

Do they get them in New York?
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Re: Wasps
« Reply #279 on: March 11, 2014, 05:18:15 pm »
Quote from: Welshred on March 11, 2014, 05:16:09 pm
Do they get them in New York?

Crap sorry was looking at the wrong story.

Those are the chinese ones.

http://gawker.com/this-hornet-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-d-1428724767

This was the one in Kentucky.

http://www2.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef004.asp
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