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1000 Goals Under Jurgen - Darwin Nunez 1000
« on: February 2, 2024, 05:06:49 pm »
So as it stands we've got 998 goals under Jurgen



https://x.com/BassTunedToRed/status/1753383425577279862?s=20


Only 2 to go to hit 1000.

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09/03/2024 15:00 Manchester City (h)
14/03/2024 20:00 EUROPA LEAGUE ROUND OF 16 2nd LEG

So who do you think will get the 1000th goal under Klopp and in which game will it come?
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #1 on: February 2, 2024, 05:10:37 pm »
So as it stands we've got 981 goals under Jurgen



https://x.com/BassTunedToRed/status/1753383425577279862?s=20


Only 19 to go to hit 1000.

Upcoming games are

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10/02/2024 15:00 Burnley (h)
17/02/2024 12:30 Brentford (a)
25/02/2024 16:30 Chelsea LC Final
28/02/2024 19:45 FA CUP Round 5 Watford/Southampton H
02/03/2024 15:00 Nottingham Forest (a)
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09/03/2024 15:00 Manchester City (h)
14/03/2024 20:00 EUROPA LEAGUE ROUND OF 16 2nd LEG

Possibly/probably Luton in there somewhere too.

So who do you think will get the 1000th goal under Klopp and in which game will it come?
Joe Gomez  :D

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #2 on: February 2, 2024, 05:11:08 pm »
Joe Gomez gets number 1000 vs Man City to put us 8 points clear. 
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #3 on: February 2, 2024, 05:11:24 pm »
And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #4 on: February 2, 2024, 05:17:52 pm »
Beat me

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #5 on: February 2, 2024, 05:29:24 pm »
Sinclair? Jerome Sinclair?! When did he score and who against?!

Own goals doing well for us there! Our 7th highest scorer under Klopp.

Funny how the number steadily add up - wouldn’t have said Jones had scored as many as 16 for us, and the good news is he’s getting more and more frequent.

Didn’t Konate’s 3 come in the space of about 2 weeks? Benfica, City in the Cup and I think a league game around that time too.

Any other quirks?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #6 on: February 2, 2024, 05:29:51 pm »
Who did Grujic score against? Remember the greatest header of all time against Barcelona but that was friendly.

Also, Alisson's goals per game is really poor.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #7 on: February 2, 2024, 05:31:18 pm »
Who did Grujic score against? Remember the greatest header of all time against Barcelona but that was friendly.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #8 on: February 2, 2024, 05:31:23 pm »
Who did Grujic score against? Remember the greatest header of all time against Barcelona but that was friendly.

I think Lincoln in the League Cup? Won about 6-2 with Jones and Minamino scoring a few between them, and Origi and his platinum hair scoring too.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #9 on: February 2, 2024, 05:31:44 pm »
Sinclair? Jerome Sinclair?! When did he score and who against?!

Own goals doing well for us there! Our 7th highest scorer under Klopp.

Funny how the number steadily add up - wouldn’t have said Jones had scored as many as 16 for us, and the good news is he’s getting more and more frequent.

Didn’t Konate’s 3 come in the space of about 2 weeks? Benfica, City in the Cup and I think a league game around that time too.

Any other quirks?
FA Cup 3rd Round possibly vs Wimbledon or Watford not sure really but I do recall him scoring

Edit: Although looking it up I could be wrong as he’s not down as having scored. Was the goal perhaps taken off him or have I just made it all up

Didn’t look hard enough, and I see Barney’s beaten me to it, got the 3rd round bit right so I’m not completely senile
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #10 on: February 2, 2024, 05:32:01 pm »
Sinclair? Jerome Sinclair?! When did he score and who against?!

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #11 on: February 2, 2024, 05:32:05 pm »
Lincoln City in the league cup in 20/21

I think Lincoln in the League Cup? Won about 6-2 with Jones and Minamino scoring a few between them, and Origi and his platinum hair scoring too.

Oh yeah, now I remember, thanks.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #12 on: February 2, 2024, 05:35:11 pm »
The first goal under Klopp came against Rubin Kazan. Emre Can the scorer.

The first league goal was scored by Christian Benteke v Southampton.
Another 1-1 draw with some lad called Sadio Mane equalising. Wonder what ever happened to him?

Nathaniel Clyne scored the first winning goal in the League Cup at home to Bournemouth.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #13 on: February 2, 2024, 05:39:04 pm »
Didn’t Konate’s 3 come in the space of about 2 weeks? Benfica, City in the Cup and I think a league game around that time too.

Home and away v Benfica, and City in the cup in the space of 11 days.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #14 on: February 2, 2024, 07:37:56 pm »
 Coutinho with a better per 90 ratio than Mané  :o
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #15 on: February 3, 2024, 09:33:48 am »
With the Luton game now confirmed, I reckon goal number 1000 comes against Nottingham Forest.

Would be fitting for Mo to get it.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #16 on: February 3, 2024, 02:23:17 pm »
Also, Alisson's goals per game is really poor.

Came in to the say the same - what does he even do?!

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #17 on: February 4, 2024, 11:52:43 am »
Only fitting Salah gets it IMO. Add assists in he's going to have been responsible for 30% of the goals in Klopp's time here, and he joined nearly two years after he did. Crazy, crazy numbers.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 18 to go
« Reply #18 on: February 6, 2024, 01:56:57 pm »
18 to go now, with OG moving up to 31 goals.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 19 to go
« Reply #19 on: February 6, 2024, 03:36:52 pm »
Coutinho with a better per 90 ratio than Mané  :o

...and Nunez better than both
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 18 to go
« Reply #20 on: February 6, 2024, 04:46:57 pm »
...and Nunez better than both

Not as good as Divock though 8)
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2024, 11:54:15 am »
Down to 15

Diaz moves up to 20, Jota to 55 and Darwin now on 27
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2024, 11:57:56 am »
Just seven premier league home games remaining under Klopp.  :(
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2024, 04:25:57 pm »
Joe Gomez  :D

Has to be doesn't it? It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2024, 08:40:14 am »
When we do hit the 1000, we should probably run a poll of which was the best goal

So many to choose from for so many different reasons.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2024, 09:02:23 am »
Looks like it could come in the City game. Salah 90th minute winner, 1-0.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2024, 12:08:37 pm »
When we do hit the 1000, we should probably run a poll of which was the best goal

So many to choose from for so many different reasons.

This is a great idea. I suspect it has to be one of the goals vs Barcelona mind.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2024, 12:45:01 pm »
Best goal

And

Most outrageous goal

And

Most absurd goal.

Origi Barca, Origi Everton, Alisson West Brom.

Love ox's thunderbolt vs city (Fabinho too), salahs chip in the CL v city, etc etc.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2024, 02:19:02 pm »
Best goal is yet to come. It'll be a thing of such beauty that Klopp signs a contract saying he's staying for the next 1000 goals.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2024, 04:04:57 pm »
Best goal

And

Most outrageous goal

And

Most absurd goal.

Origi Barca, Origi Everton, Alisson West Brom.

Love ox's thunderbolt vs city (Fabinho too), salahs chip in the CL v city, etc etc.

The most memorable goal has to be "Corner taken quickly... ORIGIIIIIIIII!!!!!" by a country mile.

But for best goal I would go for something more technically impressive or a Bobby Firmino no look goal, just for fun.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2024, 04:16:32 pm »
So many to choose from, both in terms of big moments and outstanding quality. Even trying to think of a best goal scored by each player would be incredibly tough to call.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2024, 04:19:40 pm »
I wonder whether LFCTV do a show based on the goals of the Klopp years? It would take a whole day's viewing!   . ;D
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 15 to go
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2024, 04:21:09 pm »
Best goal is yet to come. It'll be a thing of such beauty that Klopp signs a contract saying he's staying for the next 1000 goals.

A Joe Gomez back heel into the net to win the title.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2024, 04:17:02 pm »
11 to go. Looks like it'll definitely be before Abu Dhabi
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2024, 06:05:05 pm »
11 to go. Looks like it'll definitely be before Abu Dhabi
What have we got before then?

Luton
Chelsea
Forest…

That it? Or the Southampton cup game too?

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2024, 06:29:43 pm »
Some interesting items from list...

Coutinho was unplayable in his final year here, but I had no idea he was averaging .5 goals per 90 minutes throughout his time here.

Jota is a monster with the second highest G/GP and that includes that spell after returning from a long injury where he didn't score for a while.

Nunez is already up there in G/GP.  As he continues to get more efficient, he'll likely end up finishing behind only Salah on this list.

Minamino with the second highest G/GP, tied with Sturridge.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2024, 06:34:58 pm »
Coutinho really stepped it up. Think in that first half season he maybe only scored 3? And in 13/14 he didn’t get too many either. Bit by bit he recalibrated his shots from outside the box and in the last season and a half he was so good with them.

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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2024, 12:21:39 pm »
What have we got before then?

Luton
Chelsea
Forest…

That it? Or the Southampton cup game too?

5 games before City



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So who do you think will get the 1000th goal under Klopp and in which game will it come?
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2024, 03:33:28 pm »
Coutinho's last 18 months were absolutely superb. One of the best/most unique to play his role for Liverpool and I feel it gets lost a bit with his departure. He was doing numbers in front of goal that most playmakers couldn't dream of. Even his first six months at Barca he got to double figures I think. Mad how in the space of a year it sort of just fell apart for him, and that's considering the fact he was at Bayern during their treble winning season.

Surely we get to 1000 under Klopp by the end of the Forest game. Salah for the landmark goal.
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Re: 1000 Goals Under Jurgen - 11 to go
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2024, 07:01:55 am »
4 down, 7 to go...
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