Mumble, mumble, mumble, waaagh, footie, mumble. There she was, mumble, mmmm, Hull, whooosh kerbang, mumble, ordure.
Ha! Mumble, mumble, Von Heineken's merkin slipped, mumble, mumble, brazen you know, mumble, mumble, mumble, aaargh mumble, ooops.
But then I was very, very drunk.