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I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« on: May 4, 2008, 09:46:12 am »
He is abit good isn't he?

40 goals in one season.

He HAS cut the diving out of his game, and you can't argue with his goal scoring record.

I fucking hate him...but time to own up.....he's easily the best player in the world at the moment, and I hate typing that.

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #1 on: May 4, 2008, 09:48:31 am »
He hasn't cut out the diving from his game,  but yeah he has been the best player this season.

Now, I'm just waiting for Messi to come back next season free from injuries and rightfully claim his position at the top of the footballing world.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #2 on: May 4, 2008, 10:19:41 am »
Messi at his very best won't score as many as Ronaldo. Not saying at his best he wouldn't be better.
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« Reply #3 on: May 4, 2008, 10:32:46 am »
Its like saying Lampard was the best midfielder in the world based on his scoring record.

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #4 on: May 4, 2008, 10:34:52 am »
He is a dirty cheating c*nt who should have been sent off again yesterday.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #5 on: May 4, 2008, 10:38:51 am »
He's good, no doubt.
If it were not for him this season they'd be in serious trouble I think.
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« Reply #6 on: May 4, 2008, 11:12:39 am »
Great scoring record but handed another two goals yesterday. Players need to stand up against him and not let him walk round them.

Amazing talent but not in the league of Messi in my eyes.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #7 on: May 4, 2008, 11:23:16 am »
He's a great player, still hate him but not as much as I used to because he really is diving much less these days and you can't deny his talent.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #8 on: May 4, 2008, 11:28:03 am »
Messi IS a better player. Only have to look at the big games for that.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #9 on: May 4, 2008, 12:05:00 pm »
Messi IS a better player.

But Ronaldo is more effective?

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« Reply #10 on: May 4, 2008, 12:09:20 pm »
But Ronaldo is more effective?
As you are playing crap teams more often.

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« Reply #11 on: May 4, 2008, 12:13:28 pm »
No doubting he is brilliant, but Messi is by far the more gifted and talented player.

Don't get me wrong, Ronaldo is a special player, but problem is now there is a mystique developing around him, similar to like there was for that other number 7 of theirs. Defenders are believing all the hype and headlines.

Take a look at his first goal yesterday - he's pretty much allowed to take the ball 30 yards into their box and shoot.
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« Reply #12 on: May 4, 2008, 12:20:29 pm »
Cut the diving out of his game? Fuck off soft shite
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« Reply #13 on: May 4, 2008, 12:22:05 pm »
As you are playing crap teams more often.

Apart from the top 5 in Spain the standard in la Liga ain't that great.
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« Reply #14 on: May 4, 2008, 12:26:21 pm »
Apart from the top 5 in Spain the standard in la Liga ain't that great.
I very much disagree, i think its at least on par with ours

Sevilla, Depor, Valencia, Getafe, Espanyol, Zaragoza -  granted a few are having poor seasons but they could all match Villa, Spurs, Man City, etc.

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« Reply #15 on: May 4, 2008, 12:27:01 pm »
you have to admit if it wasn't for him man utd would have nothing this season

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« Reply #16 on: May 4, 2008, 12:28:59 pm »
Apart from the top 5 in Spain the standard in la Liga ain't that great.


Not really.  The Top 4 in England are better than the top 4 in Spain but the mid table clubs are much better than the ones in England.

The Likes of Sevilla, Getafe, Espanyol, Mallorca, Deportivo are all mid table.  Add to this list the likes of Valencia and Zaragoza who are both having bad seasons and yet they have very good teams.
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« Reply #17 on: May 4, 2008, 12:30:17 pm »

Not really.  The Top 4 in England are better than the top 4 in Spain but the mid table clubs are much better than the ones in England.

The Likes of Sevilla, Getafe, Espanyol, Mallorca, Deportivo are all mid table.  Add to this list the likes of Valencia and Zaragoza who are both having bad seasons and yet they have very good teams.

Pretty sure all those teams would beat any mid table teams in England.
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« Reply #18 on: May 4, 2008, 12:32:00 pm »
He's great at snatching the ball from a teammate on a hattrick to pad his stats with penos against relegation fodder.

Dirty little diving shit. The sooner he fucks off to eat tapas and go the way of the Bucktooth Brazilian, the better.

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« Reply #19 on: May 4, 2008, 12:37:57 pm »

Don't get me wrong, Ronaldo is a special player, but problem is now there is a mystique developing around him, similar to like there was for that other number 7 of theirs. Defenders are believing all the hype and headlines.

Take a look at his first goal yesterday - he's pretty much allowed to take the ball 30 yards into their box and shoot.

I don't buy that. Shevchenko came with big reputation but I don't defenders just allowing him to walk through them.

If what you said is true shouldn't he be getting hattricks by the bucket load every match?

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« Reply #20 on: May 4, 2008, 12:39:24 pm »
Him and Nani can both take their fucking tap dance routines and fuck right off.
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« Reply #21 on: May 4, 2008, 12:42:28 pm »
He's great at snatching the ball from a teammate on a hattrick to pad his stats with penos against relegation fodder.

Dirty little diving shit. The sooner he fucks off to eat tapas and go the way of the Bucktooth Brazilian, the better.

c*nt.


Lovely biased rant ;D

Agreed - the penalties are a big part of his goals tally. And all this "and he's only a winger shite" - he plays up front plenty of the time.

And so modest, too - "I deserved to win player of the year". Maybe, but you can be a bit more humble about it. c*nt.

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« Reply #22 on: May 4, 2008, 12:42:41 pm »
He's a horrible diving twat and I would never tire of punching his tranny-like face, but yes he is a good player.
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« Reply #23 on: May 4, 2008, 12:44:01 pm »
Brilliant player, but I doubt he'll be remembered like Zidane is because of his cockiness and gamesmanship

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« Reply #24 on: May 4, 2008, 12:47:37 pm »
I don't buy that. Shevchenko came with big reputation but I don't defenders just allowing him to walk through them.

If what you said is true shouldn't he be getting hattricks by the bucket load every match?

No he shouldn't because that's just plain stupid.

What he has done is score 40 goals, with the majority against the fodder of the league who probably shit themselves at the very site of him.

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« Reply #25 on: May 4, 2008, 12:47:40 pm »
Messi at his very best won't score as many as Ronaldo. Not saying at his best he wouldn't be better.
Messi plays for the team and gets around 15 assists Ronaldo has 6 all season.

Says it all really.

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« Reply #26 on: May 4, 2008, 12:48:14 pm »
And so modest, too - "I deserved to win player of the year". Maybe, but you can be a bit more humble about it. c*nt.

Aye, he said after the first leg against Barca that he WILL score in the 2nd leg.

I guess i must have missed that you cocky twat.
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« Reply #27 on: May 4, 2008, 12:51:31 pm »
So much bitterness in this thread, oh most of his goals are made up of penalties when only 4 or 5 of the 40 goals are penalties. :D

And he's the designed penalty taker El Campeador, were you saying similar when Gerrard took a penalty against Porto when Torres had 2 goals to his name? You don't change your designed penalty taker under any circumstances, if he's on the pitch he'll take them.

Ronaldo must be incredible when those are the only negatives you could come up with. :D

Oh and Infamous LFC, Ronaldo has far more than 6 assists, but it's definetly down from the 20+ he set up last season, something to do with Rooney's horrific finishing this season aswell as some of his other teammates. Who really cares though, when somebody who isn't a striker scores 40 goals? :)

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #28 on: May 4, 2008, 12:54:33 pm »
Scoring with his penis now.

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« Reply #29 on: May 4, 2008, 12:56:10 pm »
No he shouldn't because that's just plain stupid.

What he has done is score 40 goals, with the majority against the fodder of the league who probably shit themselves at the very site of him.



There's more shite teams around than big teams so that's to be expected.

Good grief you lot are funny, going by how you're all on Torres' knob in a season where you're winning nothing God knows how you'd react if Ronaldo was yours, not even a striker and scoring 40 goals a season, 2 games away from a possible double of the 2 biggest honours around in football.

It's pathetic, just give credit where it's due. Just makes you all look silly. And don't give me this oh he's a big game bottler or whatever nonsens, he's up against more accomplished defenders and he's usually stuck through the middle where he's isolated for most of the time hence hasn't got the freedom he usually has in other games. He's scored twice against Arsenal aswell as your lot, also scored a couple of goals against decent foreign sides like Roma and Lyon.

He's the most complete attacker in the world and will only get better. Messi is probably more eye catching due to his incredible dribbling but i'd take Ronaldo for everything else.

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« Reply #30 on: May 4, 2008, 12:58:35 pm »
You'd see that most people in this thread, and the various others, have given him credit where it's due.
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« Reply #31 on: May 4, 2008, 01:02:04 pm »
I don't think the best player in the world would get booed after 5 minutes wherever he goes.

From Rome, Barca, Lyon to Fulham, Derby, and Bolton.

He's always greeted with a crescendo of boos after the first 10 minutes when his diving, moaning, crying, gesturing antics are put firmly on display.

For me the best player in the world isn't just based on talent but their attitude and the respect they command.
 
Maldini for example would be applauded by any right minded football fan because not only has he mastered his craft with a combination of hard work, skill, and talent but he has done so in a professional manner.

I'll let the odd one slide, it's natural, Gerrard diving once in every ten games, Zidane throwing his head in, Gullit spitting.  But when it's every single 5 minutes of every single match, and the crowd is on your back because they can see you are cheating then I can't call you the best in the world.  I'll call you the most talented, but to be the best it takes more than talent and ability.

He is very good no doubt, but he won;t recieve the highest accolade from me until he cleans his game up.

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« Reply #32 on: May 4, 2008, 01:03:12 pm »
Like I already said, Ronaldo has had an incredible season and has been the best player in the world but things have changed and he is not a winger anymore.  He is a forward himself.  How many of his goals this season have been goals usually scored by a genuine winger.  Ronaldo is in between being a wide forward and a second striker IMO and that puts his goal scoring tally into perspective.  That said, he has been the best player in the world this season but only because Messi has been injured.
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« Reply #33 on: May 4, 2008, 01:04:15 pm »
Not me fuck the c*nt.

Big game bottler.

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« Reply #34 on: May 4, 2008, 01:08:56 pm »
Just the sort of player you need to win the league (bullying the likes of Fulham) but it's Tevez who does the business for Scum when it matters.

I'd take him in a heartbeat though, we've got Kuyt for the big games

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« Reply #35 on: May 4, 2008, 01:14:09 pm »
Utd are the spawniest team in history - and now they have the best player in the world - depressing

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« Reply #36 on: May 4, 2008, 01:15:10 pm »

And he's the designed penalty taker El Campeador, were you saying similar when Gerrard took a penalty against Porto when Torres had 2 goals to his name? You don't change your designed penalty taker under any circumstances, if he's on the pitch he'll take them.

Ronaldo must be incredible when those are the only negatives you could come up with. :D


He's got most of his goals against shite teams. He runs at some newly promoted fullback really fast like, then dives, complete with Ginsoak openly begging the refs to play along with the whole charade.

He hasn't delivered against quality opposition this season, or pretty much any season. Against an abject Barca side either/or-ing their defensive lineup, he was nowhere. Par for the course.

Then there's that stunt on the touchline against Roma. It's just asking for a bollocking. Silly little runt. If he wasn't such a diving melodramatic c*nt, I might give him some credit.

Kids are already running around imitating their hero, can't you see it? After a brief period where the box-to-box, all action, tough tackling, long range shooting Number 8 was making a stamp, we got little fucking gangsters on the pitch now, twinkle toeing their way to the grass to spend 90 minutes rolling around when their trick doesn't come off.



Stupid little runt.

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« Reply #37 on: May 4, 2008, 01:18:53 pm »
40 goals, what 5 were pens?
How many were free kicks?

He may have a lot of skill on the ball but the bottom line is the guys a fucking smack faced cock sucker and in no way, shape or form will i ever acknowledge that he is the greatest footballer on the planet.

Humilty and fair play are a pre-requisite, and this c*nt is a fucking nimrod of the highest order in both of those categories.

I seriously hope his career ends abrubtly in the next year or so, so that everyone can get off the I-want-to-suck-Ronaldos-cock-because-he-swings-his-legs-over-ball-and-acts-like-a-fucking-show-pony-but-throws-himself-to-the-ground-when-he-loses-the-ball-but-we'll-ignore-that-because-he-just-did-another-fancy-fucking-highland-fling-over-ball band wagon.

He's a c*nt, fuck him.
I wish people would stop glorifying this wanker as it just causes the world to gloss over the fact he is a diving cheating whiney little fuck faced butt fucker.

To me this image here fucking typifies the c*nt:

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« Reply #38 on: May 4, 2008, 01:20:36 pm »
Not like we think alike or anything

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« Reply #39 on: May 4, 2008, 01:29:32 pm »
Of course he is good

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