Anyone got the goal?
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
Ibe only played half an hour today, but he scored, created joint-most chances (2) and completed joint-most dribbles (4) for Derby today.
He hadn't played as if he was on fire, more the slight breeze cutting across New Brighton on a summer's day than El Nino, the force of nature.