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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2020, 10:51:56 am »
I thought they where united fans ???
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The epitome of anti-Liverpool “bantz”.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2020, 10:52:27 am »
i find it bizarre from any fans using those taunts and then you see where there from and think bet they don't know what the place is actually like
Because they’ve seen/heard it on social media and think they need to adopt the same tired opinions to fit in.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2020, 10:52:52 am »
i find it bizarre from any fans using those taunts and then you see where there from and think bet they don't know what the place is actually like

That’s why you just ignore it really. Dumb fucks.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2020, 10:53:27 am »

Actually, that’s another bugbear, the fact that all the ‘bantz’ we get is all so unoriginal. About 10-15 years back most of these insults about us only cake from United fans. Now every virgin with a keyboard is calling us a bin dipper or a murderer and all the other pathetic shit. It doesn’t offend me, apart from in its complete unoriginality.

If we have fans back by December you can bet the Mancs will still be singing Feed the Scousers, completely oblivious to the insult it would be to Marcus Rashford and the work he has been doing.
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2020, 10:53:50 am »
I thought they where united fans ???

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2020, 10:56:18 am »
One thing that hasn't been missed at empty stadiums.
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2020, 10:56:28 am »
Just what ever you do, don't find yourself in the "league vs league vs league" arguments. It's horrific, and keeps coming up on my trending page on Twitter.
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2020, 11:13:12 am »
Female evertonian from Cheshire apparently, also a terrible c*nt

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2020, 11:24:01 am »

Great post and sums up my thoughts.

I've got a low tolerance for virtually everything put out by mainstream media, especially when they build a story around how twitter has reacted to something.


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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2020, 11:36:47 am »
Robbie at AFTV is a master at it, completely exploiting his fanbase and Arsenal's "troubled" times.

People still think that AFTV are genuine. There was a live stream during the Europa League final where they got battered 4-1 and they got caught on camera laughing about how Arsenal lost yet they still made £200 in donations whilst streaming.

They're masters of playing the fool. Create an image designed to be laughed at and not taken seriously, do things to make people laugh at you and earn thousands in ad revenue. Or get the keys to Downing St...  :jester

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2020, 11:55:34 am »
I think some of this is a sign of the global reach football has.  When you see this stuff on social media, half the time it's people from countries that don't have a traditional football culture and so what they see on Twitter is what they think it's about.

Not trying to make that an OOT thing, or make it a UK versus foreigner thing.  I'm an OOT myself.  Just that for me football is a real thing that happens, I can go to Anfield, or I can watch my local team.  I can play the game or talk about it with my mates.  If you're in a country where you don't get the opportunity to play the game, watch it, or talk about it face to face with real people, then you're connection with the game is different.  If your only opportunity to talk about it is online then you're going to end up talking in gifs or shite online tropes because that's the only example you have to learn the culture.  Your opinion about players is going to be based on their FIFA rating and their Youtube videos rather than what you see with your own eyes.

This is probably true to an extent in the UK with kids being priced out of actually going to the game and with fewer opportunities to play it because of the state of grass roots as well.

Completely agree with this and it's very well put.

I'm from Liverpool but have lived in different parts of this country and abroad for a small time. What's undeniable from my personal experience is that Liverpool fans in Merseyside that I know or have known (and that's a pretty broad spectrum of people), generally follow and view the club in a different way than most Liverpool supporters I've come across elsewhere. I'm aware that's a pretty broad generalisation but in general terms it's true in my personal experience.

I personally think it's because of the day to day living and breathing of football and Liverpool Football Club that is impossible to escape from if you live in Liverpool. You can't escape it, even if you wanted to. You also understand the culture of the City and club better because of this. Pretty much everyone talks about it all the time whether you are at home, with friends, with family, at school, at work in the pub etc..

I don't think that's necessarily the same when you live elsewhere. It's a more diluted version. That doesn't make that supporter any less valuable or worthy but are certain fans having that immersion in the culture of the club and city in the same way as someone who lives there. If you go the game week in, week out then I think you probably do over time and probably understand it more than a lot of Reds from the city. But in general terms most people probably don't. It's exactly the same for me, when I'm talking NFL. I love San Francisco 49ers and have followed them for over 30 years. Been on trips to US to see them that have cost me a small fortune. I've lived in San Fran. There's still no way I understand the culture of that city and that team as much as someone brought upon the city, who lives and breathes the sport and that team everyday. DO I think I'm any less of a supporter? Probably not. But I do have the awareness that I don't understand the culture of the team as much as others.

Somewhere like RAWK helps. People on here understand the club and the culture of the club and city pretty well. Other social media less so. The more successful we are, the more fans from all parts of the World will follow us. Most will have little or no connection with Liverpool as a city and will probably need time to really understand the club. We are lucky that most of fans from around the World become immersed in the club and grow to love it. But there's definitely a growing section of fans who don't. I suspect that there only real interaction is watching the game on TV and interacting on Twitter or other social media platforms. That's not necessarily the best breeding ground for 'getting the club'.

One last thing that boils my blood is the "Top Reds' shout. Anyone who defends or backs the club is called a "Top Red' by a small section of fans on social media.
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2020, 01:16:46 pm »
Agree with all of this but I'm still going to call Pep a bald fraud at every opportunity
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2020, 01:35:24 pm »
Agree with all of this but I'm still going to call Pep a bald fraud at every opportunity

Obviously. That’s based in fact rather than bantz.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2020, 01:38:59 pm »
One of the worst things to happen to football.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2020, 01:41:18 pm »

One last thing that boils my blood is the "Top Reds' shout. Anyone who defends or backs the club is called a "Top Red' by a small section of fans on social media.

And it's usually used against people who have the temerity to actually read the publicly available information about the club rather than spouting ill informed bollocks. Case in point, all the "how can we be skint, when we've just won the league" etc.

That's the thing the whole bantz culture. Everything's an extreme and labelled as such with no shades of grey.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2020, 01:57:16 pm »
I hardly ever see these things, so maybe I could give you tips on how to avoid it (that is, if I knew how I was avoiding it!)

Tip 1 would seem to be minimise your use of twitter and youtube.
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2020, 02:01:12 pm »
Your the archbishop of Banterbury Fitzy.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2020, 02:35:14 pm »
Everything is summed up when that bellend Jamie Vardy automatically became a legend/cult hero for saying 'chat shit got banged'.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2020, 03:31:53 pm »
Yet more evidence of the wholesale dumbing down of society.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2020, 04:49:03 pm »
Obviously. That’s based in fact rather than bantz.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #60 on: September 22, 2020, 04:51:31 pm »
It's hardly new, just an evolvement of the shock jock / football phone in radio shows.

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« Reply #61 on: September 22, 2020, 05:06:35 pm »
It's all utter shite.  Social media was a mistake.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #62 on: September 22, 2020, 05:07:37 pm »
It's hardly new, just an evolvement of the shock jock / football phone in radio shows.
I think it is quite new in terms of its current incarnation. Certainly more extreme.

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« Reply #63 on: September 22, 2020, 05:10:05 pm »
I think it is quite new in terms of its current incarnation. Certainly more extreme.

I've heard a load of absolute shite on certain radio stations on the way back from the match over the years, sometimes deliberately argumentative to spark discussion / debate / calls, other times just the ramblings of idiotic hosts and guests.

I think the latter are being allowed more of an airing now as opposed to the former, but it's not a huge deal different.

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« Reply #64 on: September 22, 2020, 05:13:21 pm »
I've heard a load of absolute shite on certain radio stations on the way back from the match over the years, sometimes deliberately argumentative to spark discussion / debate / calls, other times just the ramblings of idiotic hosts and guests.

I think the latter are being allowed more of an airing now as opposed to the former, but it's not a huge deal different.

The manner in which people talk to others these days is definitely new and a product of the social media dependancy we have.  You've got kids who don't know shit, rushing online to give us their "hot takes" and then verbally abuse anyone who doesn't agree.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #65 on: September 22, 2020, 05:22:57 pm »
The worst part of it is that if anyone replies to the absolute shit they all talk, they just replies with memes or gifs and have no ability to converse.
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« Reply #66 on: September 22, 2020, 05:26:57 pm »
It might not be for me, but if it is popular enough that the creators get to do it as a job, hats off to them I say.


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« Reply #67 on: September 22, 2020, 05:52:59 pm »
The worst part of it is that if anyone replies to the absolute shit they all talk, they just replies with memes or gifs and have no ability to converse.

Yep and the cycle continues.  Pure mind rot.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #68 on: September 22, 2020, 05:53:47 pm »
The worst part of it is that if anyone replies to the absolute shit they all talk, they just replies with memes or gifs and have no ability to converse.


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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #69 on: September 22, 2020, 06:21:01 pm »
The worst part of it is that if anyone replies to the absolute shit they all talk, they just replies with memes or gifs and have no ability to converse.

There’s a Spurs fan (I think) who is one of the first to post in reply to the club’s official Twitter with Atlético Madrid gifs. Barca fans do it too. Do they really think that stings the way is beating them hurt them? Clowns!

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« Reply #70 on: September 22, 2020, 06:30:52 pm »
There’s a Spurs fan (I think) who is one of the first to post in reply to the club’s official Twitter with Atlético Madrid gifs. Barca fans do it too. Do they really think that stings the way is beating them hurt them? Clowns!


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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #72 on: September 22, 2020, 06:41:56 pm »
"Banter" is just an excuse for bellendry

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #73 on: September 22, 2020, 07:17:06 pm »
It's all utter shite.  Social media was a mistake.

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« Reply #74 on: September 22, 2020, 07:57:42 pm »
Using the internet beyond military and business applications was a mistake.
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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #75 on: September 22, 2020, 08:39:35 pm »
Words/expressions that should be banned:

"We are gargantuan"
"Generational talent"
"W"
"Take the L"
"Top bins"

And a whole host of others I've forgotten. Cringey as fuck.

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #76 on: September 22, 2020, 08:42:50 pm »


Words/expressions that should be banned:

"We are gargantuan"
"Generational talent"
"W"
"Take the L"
"Top bins"

And a whole host of others I've forgotten. Cringey as fuck.

"There are levels to this game"
"The streets aren't ready for..."
"You love to see it"
"Name a better pairing"

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #77 on: September 22, 2020, 08:44:24 pm »

"There are levels to this game"
"The streets aren't ready for..."
"You love to see it"
"Name a better pairing"

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #78 on: September 22, 2020, 08:51:37 pm »

"There are levels to this game"
"The streets aren't ready for..."
"You love to see it"
"Name a better pairing"

FUCK OFF!

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Re: Football 'bantz'
« Reply #79 on: September 22, 2020, 08:54:07 pm »
To be honest, I see a lot of the points mentioned in this thread occurring on RAWK more and more as well.

I think it's just something we have to accept. If we are looking for intelligent debates, you have to go to into the News forum and occasionally the Media and Arts sections to find it. For football discussions itself, it's better just to go offline and discuss with other people face to face now. Otherwise, it becomes all too much.
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