Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513746 times)

24/7 · « **Reply #2680 on:** December 14, 2019, 05:55:20 pm »

We were 11 points clear a couple of hours ago and already we've slipped to just 10. At this rate we'll be 2md by the morning. Fuckin shite.

ChrisLFCKOP · « **Reply #2681 on:** December 14, 2019, 06:46:00 pm »

First time we have kept back to back clean sheets since March...shite...

Hymer Red · « **Reply #2682 on:** December 15, 2019, 07:10:55 pm »

Jim Beglin yesterday said if we sign minime in January our midfield would be Gini Mini Mane and Mo - yep the clubs turning into a Counting Rhyme! Is this Klopps new aide to picking the team? Shite

Red Eyed · « **Reply #2683 on:** December 17, 2019, 09:47:31 pm »

Looked like men vs boys out there today, shite

Iska · « **Reply #2684 on:** December 17, 2019, 09:51:05 pm »

You concede five goals in every match, eventually it’s going to catch up with you. Shite.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #2685 on:** December 18, 2019, 03:43:59 am »

I've had enough.

So unprofessional from the club. The experienced players couldn't be arsed turning up on a cold night in December and decided to go sunning themselves instead.

My toothbrush is older than most of the kids we roped in off the street to represent us tonight.

It has to be said, we've gone to shite.

Klopp out! FSG out! Everyone out! I'm out!

Linudden · « **Reply #2686 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:19:52 pm »

Klopp didn't show up to our game? How unprofessional is that mate? KLOPP OUT

Also how shite are we to lose 5-0 without our manager? Does he have to babysit them? Worrying times. By March Everton might catch us if this keeps up.

Liverpool are so damn shite. Dropped two points too many this autumn and still haven't secured Champions League footy before Xmas... Shite.

SinceSixtyFive · « **Reply #2687 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:27:42 pm »

Quote from: Spion Night, Holy Night on December 18, 2019, 03:43:59 am

I've had enough.

So unprofessional from the club. The experienced players couldn't be arsed turning up on a cold night in December and decided to go sunning themselves instead.

My toothbrush is older than most of the kids we roped in off the street to represent us tonight.

It has to be said, we've gone to shite.

Klopp out! FSG out! Everyone out! I'm out!

Pure quality that

I'm out too. I mean last night...

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #2688 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:28:35 pm »

It's about time I looked around for a successful club to support.

I'm thinking of Rhyl, Everton or Runcorn - years of absolute success and plenty of local fans for local people in local grounds near um.. local locals..?

Kennys from heaven · « **Reply #2689 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:39:25 pm »

Making a signing before the transfer deadline? How shite is that?

We’ve not even got the transfer forum open either - Shite.

farawayred · « **Reply #2690 on:** December 18, 2019, 02:36:41 pm »

You talk about the 5-0 loss, shite indeed. But there is an even deeper rooted problem - none of our big players showed up for a game that opens a clear path to winning a cup... They lost the interest in the game, the interest to hold a trophy over their head. Shite!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #2691 on:** December 18, 2019, 08:26:10 pm »

Minamino was anonymous tonight.

Worrying times.™

Nice one, Barney lad! · « **Reply #2692 on:** December 19, 2019, 01:08:39 pm »

No game today - lazy shites.

Red Beret · « **Reply #2693 on:** December 19, 2019, 01:12:43 pm »

Quote from: farawayred on December 18, 2019, 02:36:41 pm

You talk about the 5-0 loss, shite indeed. But there is an even deeper rooted problem - none of our big players showed up for a game that opens a clear path to winning a cup... They lost the interest in the game, the interest to hold a trophy over their head. Shite!

Bobby was anonymous against Villa. Was a complete no show.

24/7 · « **Reply #2694 on:** December 19, 2019, 01:47:19 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on December 19, 2019, 01:12:43 pm

Bobby was anonymous against Villa. Was a complete no show.

Never mind the individual players, where was the leadership?!?!?! Kloppo not only wasn't on the team bus, he wasn't even anywhere near the damned stadium! And we think he's the saviour of our glory? Bollocks. He clearly doesn't care. Get rid now. Ancelotti's still available and imagine the feeeeewwwwwwwmmmmm laaaaaaaa..........

farawayred · « **Reply #2695 on:** December 21, 2019, 09:09:48 pm »

Don't know what to expect anymore, lose a cup game, win a cup game... We are just getting motivated to ruin someone else's chances to win a treble, like Flamengo.

Dazzer23 · « **Reply #2696 on:** December 21, 2019, 09:14:46 pm »

Shite we’ve got this Jurgen Flopp fella in charge ...only 3 trophies in the last 6 months....get rid

Marty 85 · « **Reply #2697 on:** December 21, 2019, 09:17:19 pm »

World Champions? Had to do it in extra time ffs...SHITE!

ToneLa · « **Reply #2698 on:** December 21, 2019, 09:18:14 pm »

Can only muster a flukey win in a Mickey Mouse tournament by using a Brazilian against a Brazilian team.

Utterly pathetic and devoid of the sheer majesty displayed across the park.

macmanamanaman · « **Reply #2699 on:** December 21, 2019, 09:24:29 pm »

Could not be bothered to book 30 mins extra rental for training pitch for warm weather camp in Qatar.
So played on in final, to make up the time for free.

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #2700 on:** December 22, 2019, 04:36:49 pm »

Needed extra time to beat a team that can't even spell 'Flamenco' right, and who had a player wearing a helmet.

Proper shite.

Red Beret · « **Reply #2701 on:** December 22, 2019, 04:51:00 pm »

dropped the ball this weekend and let City close the gap on us. Ah well, fun while it lasted. FSG out!

ToneLa · « **Reply #2702 on:** December 22, 2019, 05:20:06 pm »

Obnoxious fanbase.

Was in my flat listening to the heating to check if the water was flowing through the pipes smoothly and when the goal happened I heard the local pub from half a block away going AAAAAYYY!

Was a disgraceful sound on a Saturday evening, was just glad the BBC didn't show them with their antics as I was desperate to watch McIntyre and had to wait.

Haha, a man drawer!!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #2703 on:** December 22, 2019, 10:10:59 pm »

Only a 1-0 win against a bunch of Flamenco dancers.

Shite!

Risto · « **Reply #2704 on:** December 23, 2019, 04:43:22 am »

No Liverpool players even being discussed as possibilities for Garth Crooks team of the week, despite winning our greatest game ever to be classed world champions. Even our ex player Danny Ings got in there. Obviously none of our current players are good enough. What a shite team this Liverpool side are! Imagine if we had beaten a mid-table premier league side instead of the champions of South America, you think anyone had got a look in then? Doubt it.

free_at_last · « **Reply #2705 on:** December 23, 2019, 05:09:02 am »

Little Earthling fans going on about being champions of the world. Don't you know there are a billion galaxies out there....come back when we're masters of the universe.
Terrestrial shite!

Perham · « **Reply #2706 on:** December 23, 2019, 08:53:56 am »

No points in the league this weekend and city are closing the gap. Meanwhile, the mighty toffees got a heroic point against arsenal.

Clearly Klopp < Big Dunc

SteveLFC · « **Reply #2707 on:** December 23, 2019, 04:03:26 pm »

Been a fan of this shite for over 40 years and I had to wait until now to be world champions!

kloppagetime · « **Reply #2708 on:** December 25, 2019, 05:51:10 pm »

So shit we didn't pickup any points in the League last weekend even bottom place Watford picked up three

kezzy · « **Reply #2709 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:06:09 am »

Got Jürgen Klopp’s autobiography for Christmas and it says on the cover updated with the 2019 champions league win. Where the fuck is the update with the 2019 world club cup win, I mean they’ve had 4 days to sort that shit out. Shite.

BobPaisley3 · « **Reply #2710 on:** December 26, 2019, 09:53:53 pm »

No explanation needed, just shite.

Linudden · « **Reply #2711 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:01:29 pm »

We're unfair towards the other teams, shite character to not redistribute the points to other sides, KLOPP OUT!

andy07 · « **Reply #2712 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:06:06 pm »

Very sloppy second half. Leicester had three shots at goal after none in the first half. Can’t carry on like this.

missis sumner · « **Reply #2713 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:26:12 pm »

I keep refreshing the Premier League table, but we are still only 13 points above Leicester?

How come?

Fucking shite!

FiSh77 · « **Reply #2714 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:26:53 pm »

Fucking wank

SteveZissou · « **Reply #2715 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:42:20 pm »

People may think we are shite, but let me yah, we didn't get into the higher gears for many games cos we didnt need to but in certain games where we wanted to... just wow... with the league title going to be wrapped up early, the most frightening thing I can say is "Watch out champions league" cos we are going to bomb those teams again. I was afraid we'd be complacent but I think we'd have learnt from last season with that experience at Camp Nou, with the extra confidence we can kill off the big teams too. I reckon we'd have a real say in it again. It could well be a battle between us, City, Bayern and those two rich boys from Spain.

PSG? Depends on the draw. If they get a real good team they will lose. Give them an easy draw and anything can happen from the semi's.

jambutty · « **Reply #2716 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:45:41 pm »

Quote from: SteveZissou on December 26, 2019, 10:42:20 pm

People may think we are shite, but let me yah,

Gerroff, we're shite.

Shoulda been 5 0 in the first half but noooooooooooo.

We're shite.

I'm of to support Arsenal.

24/7 · « **Reply #2717 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:05:33 pm »

Quote from: SteveZissou on December 26, 2019, 10:42:20 pm

(snip)

Oh dear. Who wants to tell him........?

rob1966 · « **Reply #2718 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:12:00 pm »

Fucking awful from our forwards again, need to get Shanks shooting box out of retirement for the useless twats.

Iska · « **Reply #2719 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:13:00 pm »

1970: Carlos Alberto scores that goal, half an hour later he’s lifting the World Cup. Now that’s narrative progression.

2019: Trent lifts the World Cup, doesn’t score that goal ‘til a week later and in a different country. Shite.