"Quote me happy.... Shower me in happiness!"I'll quote you bloody happy you cacky fingered old witch! I'll quote you happy all the way down the bleedin road on the end of my boot you auld tw*t!
And the dizzy simpleton topping up her friendly bacteria with the grey geek. You can fuckoff an all...
Any cunting Tampon advert that involves roller skating, running, jumping standing still etcIt was because of these adverts that up until i witnessed a jam rag first hand that i thought thier discharge was a blue colour, what the fuck is all that about?
Mirra, 7777 wake up the thread needs you!
And those double glazing ones- SafeStyle is it?- where some jester-clad fucking cockbatter manc cocksucker cuntwit shouts at you about his fucking windows for two minutes
what the fuck is that all about? who in their right mind is gonna buy a big issue let alone double glazing from that twat?
Motherfuckingcunting Hobbycraft!What. The. Fuck.Kill them all.
Just seen the longer version of the Three advert and it makes a little more sense.They find the jellyfish in the desert and take it back to the office where it just sits there and the two guys are scratching their heads. One of the guys offers his drink to the jellyfish and it starts dancing...See?
"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez
An old one but I still hate it:Toyota AvensisAlternative script Delta 3: NOT FOR DISTRIBUTIONFade inBunch of prize wankers in the locker room:Wanker 1: 'I was head hunted again last week!'2: 'Really? Well I gave the Chairman a blow job!'3 'I'm sure to get the promotion cos I'm the biggest c*nt in all of humanityIgnored by the others, Mr Silent in the corner gets on with drying his bollocks.Cut to gym entrance, wankers exiting from building still prattling,Mr Silent (for it is he) 'Can I offer anyone a lift?'Wankers get in Mr Silents shiny new Toyota shitewagon1 'Oooh this is nice, its got seats n' cup holders and other related shite'2 Getting suspicious 'This is even better than my Vectra! Is it a company car'3 Very suspicious now 'What exactly did you say you do?Mr Silent presses the button that operates the manacles and window shutters and plugs the electric carving knife into one of 2 handily placed cigarette lighters.....Wanker 1 'Ooh look! Someone's lined the carpet with bin bags'Fade to black and exit
Dunno what she's advertising (might be pensions or some other bollocks) but the one that goes something like... "I'm only 43, but I still feel like I'm 17-years-old" or whatever it is. Sounds like she's from Birkenhead or something.Annoys the fuck outta me! Am I the only person who wants to go on a mad killing spree after watching it?
"I'm only 17, and I think I always will be".
Really? take a fucking look in the mirror love, you're a wrinkly bag of owl shite.
containing mouse skulls no doubt
Don't you have a tweed jacket needing leather patches sewn on, or something...