Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195766 times)

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1520 on:** March 1, 2021, 06:09:31 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on February 28, 2021, 02:05:27 pm

The AirBnB ad with that absolutely awful cover of Fleetwood Macs Landslide

Genuinely thought it was something to do with cancer care/support and donate something.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1521 on:** March 1, 2021, 07:04:56 pm »

Quote from: Mumm-Ra on March 1, 2021, 05:52:33 pm

Jesus I had no idea Carol Vorderman had done that to herself

Her surgeon

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 1, 2021, 06:09:31 pm

Genuinely thought it was something to do with cancer care/support and donate something.

I thought it was something like that too

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1522 on:** March 1, 2021, 07:26:05 pm »

Quote from: Mumm-Ra on March 1, 2021, 05:52:33 pm

Jesus I had no idea Carol Vorderman had done that to herself

She didn't do it all herself, you know. She's had help from a consortium of evil surgeons, led by the wicked Doctor Heiter, creator of the Hunan Centipede.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1523 on:** March 12, 2021, 09:07:56 pm »

Go left, go fuck yourselves.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1524 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:18:16 pm »

Portal - something about the Rugby hold and sore nipples.

hixxstar · « **Reply #1525 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:03:54 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on March 12, 2021, 09:07:56 pm

Go left, go fuck yourselves.

.. Paaaass the Duchie on the

Also then Purple ~~Bricks~~ Pricks ads with that mad bird ... just what the

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1526 on:** March 18, 2021, 11:04:22 am »

Skillshare seem to sponsor every single video on Youtube. I hate ad saturation.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1527 on:** March 18, 2021, 11:12:38 am »

The Asda ads. I just can't stand the voice on the actor, does my head in.

AndyMuller · « **Reply #1528 on:** March 18, 2021, 11:20:47 am »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 18, 2021, 11:12:38 am

The Asda ads. I just can't stand the voice on the actor, does my head in.

Same.

rowan_d · « **Reply #1529 on:** March 18, 2021, 01:24:56 pm »

Anything with a covid-related poem

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #1530 on:** March 18, 2021, 02:58:48 pm »

Those ones where people say what they’re going to do once all this is over. Absolute nonsense.

NatWest are they?

Slippers · « **Reply #1531 on:** March 18, 2021, 04:33:10 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on March 18, 2021, 02:58:48 pm

Those ones where people say what they’re going to do once all this is over. Absolute nonsense.

NatWest are they?

Do any of them say they're looking forward to not queuing outside their bank for an hour and a half?

Hazell · « **Reply #1532 on:** March 18, 2021, 05:27:39 pm »

Who's that guy in those Cinch adverts? The advert itself is annoying, mainly down to him - I'm sure he's meant to be famous as I've seen him elsewhere but have absolutely no idea who he is or why he's famous.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1533 on:** March 18, 2021, 05:29:40 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 18, 2021, 05:27:39 pm

Who's that guy in those Cinch adverts? The advert itself is annoying, mainly down to him - I'm sure he's meant to be famous as I've seen him elsewhere but have absolutely no idea who he is or why he's famous.

Rylan Clarke. Famous for being on X factor, being shite and crying like a baby. Yet another talentless no mark who gets a TV career. He's gets on Celebrity Gogglebox and I think he might do Supermarket sweep now.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1534 on:** March 18, 2021, 05:31:04 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 18, 2021, 05:27:39 pm

Who's that guy in those Cinch adverts? The advert itself is annoying, mainly down to him - I'm sure he's meant to be famous as I've seen him elsewhere but have absolutely no idea who he is or why he's famous.

That’s Andre Gomes. Plays for Everton which might explain why he’s not too well known.

Hazell · « **Reply #1535 on:** March 18, 2021, 05:36:45 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 18, 2021, 05:29:40 pm

Rylan Clarke. Famous for being on X factor, being shite and crying like a baby. Yet another talentless no mark who gets a TV career. He's gets on Celebrity Gogglebox and I think he might do Supermarket sweep now.

Blimey, is nothing scared anymore?

Thanks, definitely had him in the talentless category.

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2021, 05:31:04 pm

That’s Andre Gomes. Plays for Everton which might explain why he’s not too well known.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1536 on:** March 18, 2021, 05:54:40 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 18, 2021, 05:36:45 pm

Blimey, is nothing scared anymore?

Thanks, definitely had him in the talentless category.

Nope.

Just looked him up, he won Celebrity Big Brother, I just remembered he's sometimes on radio 2, he's done presenting on Come Dancing, he's the presenter of Ready Steady cook as well as tons of other work.

Hazell · « **Reply #1537 on:** March 18, 2021, 08:35:22 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 18, 2021, 05:54:40 pm

Nope.

Just looked him up, he won Celebrity Big Brother, I just remembered he's sometimes on radio 2, he's done presenting on Come Dancing, he's the presenter of Ready Steady cook as well as tons of other work.

So still talentless then

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #1538 on:** March 18, 2021, 08:36:31 pm »

He presented This Morning occasionally in the past too.

So I’m told...

rob1966 · « **Reply #1539 on:** March 18, 2021, 08:41:27 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on March 18, 2021, 08:36:31 pm

He presented This Morning occasionally in the past too.

So I’m told...

Yep.

Its like the manager merry go round, talentless knobheads getting job after job.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1540 on:** March 18, 2021, 08:57:23 pm »

As if a man of the world like Hazell doesn’t know who Rylan is by the way. Fooling absolutely no one.

Hazell · « **Reply #1541 on:** March 18, 2021, 09:27:12 pm »

Agent99 · « **Reply #1542 on:** March 18, 2021, 09:29:48 pm »

Seen a couple of funeral/life insurance adverts recently where grandparents are talking to young children about leaving money when they die. Why the fuck would you talk about your death and mortality with them?

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1543 on:** March 18, 2021, 09:35:50 pm »

Quote from: Agent99 on March 18, 2021, 09:29:48 pm

Seen a couple of funeral/life insurance adverts recently where grandparents are talking to young children about leaving money when they die. Why the fuck would you talk about your death and mortality with them?

Probably because their parents have put them up to quiz the grandparents to gauge what the parents cut of the estate will be.

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #1544 on:** March 18, 2021, 09:37:24 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2021, 05:31:04 pm

That’s Andre Gomes. Plays for Everton which might explain why he’s not too well known.

No, it's Peter Sutcliffe

Buck Pete · « **Reply #1545 on:** March 18, 2021, 11:43:16 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 18, 2021, 05:27:39 pm

Who's that guy in those Cinch adverts?

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2021, 08:57:23 pm

As if a man of the world like Hazell doesn’t know who Rylan is by the way. Fooling absolutely no one.

Unlike you and Rob who answered him within literally minutes

lets look at the evidence....

Quote from: rob1966 on March 18, 2021, 05:29:40 pm

Rylan Clarke. Famous for being on X factor, being shite and crying like a baby.

Quote from: rob1966 on March 18, 2021, 05:54:40 pm

Just looked him up

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2021, 05:31:04 pm

That’s Andre Gomes. Plays for Everton which might explain why he’s not too well known.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1546 on:** March 18, 2021, 11:46:25 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on March 18, 2021, 11:43:16 pm

Unlike you and Rob who answered him within literally minutes

lets look at the evidence....

Come on! Everyone knows Rylan! He’s everywhere, like dogshit.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1547 on:** March 19, 2021, 07:58:41 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on March 18, 2021, 11:46:25 pm

Come on! Everyone knows Rylan! He’s everywhere, like dogshit.

He'd turn up at the opening of an envelope

Jono69 · « **Reply #1548 on:** March 19, 2021, 10:59:59 am »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 18, 2021, 09:35:50 pm

Probably because their parents have put them up to quiz the grandparents to gauge what the parents cut of the estate will be.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1549 on:** March 19, 2021, 11:05:46 am »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on March 18, 2021, 09:35:50 pm

Probably because their parents have put them up to quiz the grandparents to gauge what the parents cut of the estate will be.

They've probably got the kids convincing the old fella that traditional funerals are environmentally damaging, that they are too distressing for the family and that a lovely pure cremation one is the way to go.

They'll also be telling him to ignore that fake titted munter Carol Vorderman and that he should just get a £20k loan from NatWest at 2.9% rather than release equity from his house.

Jono69 · « **Reply #1550 on:** March 19, 2021, 11:12:05 am »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 19, 2021, 11:05:46 am

They've probably got the kids convincing the old fella that traditional funerals are environmentally damaging, that they are too distressing for the family and that a lovely pure cremation one is the way to go.

They'll also be telling him to ignore that fake titted munter Carol Vorderman and that he should just get a £20k loan from NatWest at 2.9% rather than release equity from his house.

My mum has always said when she dies just throw her on the compost heap/pile call it what you will to save money

Having looked in to it that's not allowed

rob1966 · « **Reply #1551 on:** March 19, 2021, 11:48:37 am »

Quote from: Jono69 on March 19, 2021, 11:12:05 am

My mum has always said when she dies just throw her on the compost heap/pile call it what you will to save money

Having looked in to it that's not allowed

Claim she is a Viking and stick her in a boat on Sefton Park lake and set it on fire.

I'm doing the easy cheap route, picked up from where you die, sent the crem in Altrincham, burnt and then the missus/kids can pick up the ashes and then lash me in the Mersey. It flows near to us to, so eventually I'll end up in the Irish Sea.

liverbloke · « **Reply #1552 on:** March 19, 2021, 12:01:40 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 19, 2021, 11:48:37 am

Claim she is a Viking and stick her in a boat on Sefton Park lake and set it on fire.

I'm doing the easy cheap route, picked up from where you die, sent the crem in Altrincham, burnt and then the missus/kids can pick up the ashes and then lash me in the Mersey. It flows near to us to, so eventually I'll end up in the Irish Sea.

can i bagsy your lfc memorabilia?