Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[farawayred]

Please let them sign Pickford to replace de gea

That may be a problem... Does he have long enough hands to reach the dotted line on the contract?

[sinnermichael]

[deFacto please, you bastards]

This soft shite.

Missus is 50 in July and my plan was to do a me and her only cruise on the QE2 for a week. However, as her Ma is the proper wicked witch we've no-one to mind the kids for a week, so its turned into a family holiday and she booked it for when the kids are off for two weeks May/June.

Prepare to sweat your bollocks off in June, will be unbearable.

[rob1966]

Prepare to sweat your bollocks off in June, will be unbearable.

Went in May/June in 2017, was lovely, topped out at 107f when we went to Discovery Cove, spent all day swimming in the lagoon or on the lazy river, the sand was scorching hot though, won't forget my sliders next time.  Most days in the 90's day and night, was brilliant when there was a load of families playing in the pool at 10PM - when it rained the puddles were warm. We will walk nearly everywhere too, so I will lose a bit of weight as well.
We honeymooned in Orlando in Sept/Oct 2007, was in the 90's most days and we walked from our hotel by Wet N Wild to SeaWorld, we were the only people walking

When we went to Dubai for her 40th at end of July 2009 it was a bit ridiculous though, 48c AIR temperature, you couldn't walk 100 yards. On approach to Dubai at a mile in the air it was 35c/95f and it was over 38c/100f when we walked out the airport at 8am,

That may be a problem... Does he have long enough hands to reach the dotted line on the contract?

Someone will hold it up for him.

[Crosby Nick]

Prepare to sweat your bollocks off in June, will be unbearable.

Especially if it goes to extra time.

[Keita Success]

Please let them sign Pickford to replace de gea

The thought alone has me erect

[rob1966]

Especially if it goes to extra time.

I'll be in the air conditioned Millers Ale House

[the_red_pill]

Under no circumstances do they want City to do the quad, it wipes out their treble, but their preference is we beat City in the CL final rather than win the league. I will be on holiday in Florida the day of the final, if we are there v City both my wife and sister in law will be supporting us, which will be very strange for me and the kids to see.

Well Rob, Life doesn't work that way- sadly for them. You can't sit back and say- "I want this, and that, and a dash of that" and think it's going to work out exactly as you want it.
Feck 'em. They're about to be disappointed on so many levels.

It's not a box of chocolate, it's freaking lemons.

[FiSh77]

I'll be in the air conditioned Millers Ale House

The US is the last country I'd want to be in to watch us play in a final, I'd prefer sitting in the red brick

First yank that says some shite like "Are you watching Liverpool playing in the finals tonight" would send me into full pedant mode, it's FINAL you thick yank c*nts, it's one game

[Ghost Town]

The US is the last country I'd want to be in to watch us play in a final, I'd prefer sitting in the red brick

First yank that says some shite like "Are you watching Liverpool playing in the finals tonight" would send me into full pedant mode, it FINAL you thick yank c*nts, it's one game

Muphry's Law never disappoints!

[the_red_pill]

"Bus" is the operative word there..

In fact- that last line is almost perfect!

[FiSh77]

Arf!

On me phone and it didn't autospell for some reason

[BrandoLFC]

That Sanchez contract is going to go down in infamy at this point.

[rob1966]

Well Rob, Life doesn't work that way- sadly for them. You can't sit back and say- "I want this, and that, and a dash of that" and think it's going to work out exactly as you want it.
Feck 'em. They're about to be disappointed on so many levels.

It's not a box of chocolate, it's freaking lemons.

They live in this little land of unicorns and rainbows where what you wish for always comes true. I'm wondering at what point us going 19/6 is a real possibilty will hit them?

Muphry's Law never disappoints!

The US is the last country I'd want to be in to watch us play in a final, I'd prefer sitting in the red brick

First yank that says some shite like "Are you watching Liverpool playing in the finals tonight" would send me into full pedant mode, it's FINAL you thick yank c*nts, it's one game

My 10 yr old is a right smartarse know it all, he'll put the Yanks straight 

[the_red_pill]

They live in this little land of unicorns and rainbows where what you wish for always comes true. I'm wondering at what point us going 19/6 is a real possibilty will hit them?

Muphry's Law never disappoints!

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[TheTeflonJohn]

Christ. And to think my mum wouldnt even let my bluenose mates in the house when I was a kid. Made them wait outside.

Good girl 

[ElCapo]

So what are people expecting from United - Barça?  Bear in mind that United have only scored once at home in the CL in 4 games which included Sevilla and Young Boys.

Man Utd - Valencia 0-0
Man Utd - Juve 0-1
Man Utd - Young Boys 1-0
Man Utd - PSG  0-2

Poorest team left in the competition?

[rob1966]

So what are people expecting from United - Barça?  Bear in mind that United have only scored once at home in the CL in 4 games which included Sevilla and Young Boys.

Man Utd - Valencia 0-0
Man Utd - Juve 0-1
Man Utd - Young Boys 1-0
Man Utd - PSG  0-2

Poorest team left in the competition?

0-4

[soxfan]

The US is the last country I'd want to be in to watch us play in a final, I'd prefer sitting in the red brick

First yank that says some shite like "Are you watching Liverpool playing in the finals tonight" would send me into full pedant mode, it's FINAL you thick yank c*nts, it's one game

You are welcome to watch the soccer at my house. We'll drink some Bud Light (you Brits like beer, right?), get some fish & potatoes & tea & some other stuff you people like (WTF is a crumpet?) & make it a proper English afternoon. You'll feel like you were home on Merseyside.  

[Ghost Town]

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Flippin 'eck, like, I might have to sig this or something, the amount of times people think I've made an error. I haven't, it's a real thing:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law

[PaulF]

Did you write that Wikipedia entry yourself?

[Brian Blessed]

0-4

Losing four of their last five...

[Ghost Town]

Did you write that Wikipedia entry yourself?

Ha ha, no. It would be full of errors if I had 

But now you mention it, that's not a bad tactic...create a Wikipedia entry for something you've just made up, and want backing for...hmmm. That might come in useful; only needs to stay up for a few days...

[Hij]

So what are people expecting from United - Barça? 

To watch them go out of the competition in Portugal while sinking some beers in an Irish bar before we head to bed to get ready for our game the next day.

Edit: Not immediately though, hoping for a late night on the Tuesday 

[harleydanger]

That Sanchez contract is going to go down in infamy at this point.

The best bit is it’ll cost them 10x more than they’re actually paying him because everyone will want parity with the bench player

[Riquende]

(WTF is a crumpet?)

Spoiler

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[Ghost Town]

Spoiler

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1irMMs-cBGA

[Linudden]

Alexis - the gift that keeps on giving  Now #Pogback demands £450 grand a week! Hilarious...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/paul-pogba-ready-stay-man-14247630?

[rob1966]

Flippin 'eck, like, I might have to sig this or something, the amount of times people think I've made an error. I haven't, it's a real thing:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law

You learn something new every day.

[itsalltosh]

Prepare to sweat your bollocks off in June, will be unbearable.

We are luck enough to go in May/June and October, and the climate is great then, we've been in July, which is unbearable.

[itsalltosh]

WTF is a crumpet?

Closest thing would be English Muffins (and we're back to Sid James )

[rob1966]

You are welcome to watch the soccer at my house. We'll drink some Bud Light (you Brits like beer, right?), get some fish & potatoes & tea & some other stuff you people like (WTF is a crumpet?) & make it a proper English afternoon. You'll feel like you were home on Merseyside.  

Make out of flour yeast and milk. Has a bit of a rubbery texture, you toast them and put butter and jam (jelly to you) on them

[DelTrotter]

There are Liverpool fans who post on Redcafe regularly whilst Liverpool are playing. It's plain weird.

Checking there to enjoy the Manc fume about tonight and :





State of this c*nt. Has to be a Manc.

[Macphisto80]

Checking there to enjoy the Manc fume about tonight and :





State of this c*nt. Has to be a Manc.

Feel like signing up over there just to rattle into this ballbag.

[him_15]

Remember when their fans saying Sanchez could be their best signing post Fergie era? It just looks so amusing now.

[1892tillforever]

Checking there to enjoy the Manc fume about tonight and :





State of this c*nt. Has to be a Manc.

Over 10k messages on a Manc forum and admits he watches other games when we are on. The absolute state of him.

[Dim Glas]

Over 10k messages on a Manc forum and admits he watches other games when we are on. The absolute state of him.

you can guarantee he'll be one slagging off our manager and the likes of Hendo and Lovren at any given moment too, getting his Manc pals on side.

 

[1892tillforever]

you can guarantee he'll be one slagging off our manager and the likes of Hendo and Lovren at any given moment too, getting his Manc pals on side.

Not a Liverpool fan or supporter then.

[ElCapo]

Checking there to enjoy the Manc fume about tonight and :





State of this c*nt. Has to be a Manc.

Equally, I don't understand why a Liverpool supporter would check into a Manc forum minutes after his team has won a memorable European Cup quarterfinal leg.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Remember when their fans saying Sanchez could be their best signing post Fergie era? It just looks so amusing now.

Wasn't that Memphis...or Di Maria...or Schweinsteiger..or, huh I can't remember all the brilliant signings. So many!