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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2012, 11:11:31 pm »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2012, 11:13:41 pm »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2012, 11:18:34 pm »
With him being 49 Jose will beat get at least 2 more easily.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2012, 11:22:02 pm »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2012, 11:33:24 pm »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2012, 11:33:47 pm »
That also in a time when you had to win the league to get in the competition

Granted there are probably 'better' teams in the the competition now but it was harder to get in.

For example, unless Real won the league and Barca won the European Cup (or vice versa), only 1 team would be in the comp.

Makes 3 in 5 years even better
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2012, 11:35:20 pm »
Well, realistically speaking, Mourinho will probably get another one or two over the next 20 years. Guardiola might get another one within a couple of years if he stays at Barca. 

With him being 49 Jose will beat get at least 2 more easily.

Talk about fucking Doc Brown and Marty McFly.

The thread is about this moment in time, not the future. As of today, Bob Paisley is the most successful manager. Next Friday's lottery numbers would be a big help though if you could PM them to me, seeing as you're predicting the future.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #47 on: April 25, 2012, 11:37:21 pm »
With him being 49 Jose will beat get at least 2 more easily.

Not this year. And there are better managers than Mourinho who only one it once or twice. Easily? No
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2012, 11:38:30 pm »
Eh, Guardiola is hardly 40, isn't he?

Anyway, this fellah reigns supreme.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #49 on: April 25, 2012, 11:38:31 pm »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2012, 11:44:44 pm »
Bob's boss.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2012, 11:45:08 pm »
Not this year. And there are better managers than Mourinho who only one it once or twice. Easily? No

He's probably the best manager out there atm.

Wish we'd concentrate on our current predicament instead of how we were in the stone age. It's cringeworthy.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2012, 11:48:34 pm »
He's probably the best manager out there atm.

Wish we'd concentrate on our current predicament instead of how we were in the stone age. It's cringeworthy.


Nothing cringeworthy about remembering our past.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2012, 11:53:28 pm »
With him being 49 Jose will beat get at least 2 more easily.

Bollocks. He may win another you never know but 2 more easily? Get outta town.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2012, 11:54:28 pm »
Bob's boss.

Remember that, imposters, Bob's boss.

No but he just inherited a good team didn't he?

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2012, 11:54:59 pm »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2012, 12:04:29 am »
He's probably the best manager out there atm.

Wish we'd concentrate on our current predicament instead of how we were in the stone age. It's cringeworthy.


I take it you'd rather be inserting needles in your eyes than watching us in the Cup Final then?

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2012, 12:06:44 am »
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2012, 12:13:09 am »
He's probably the best manager out there atm.

Wish we'd concentrate on our current predicament instead of how we were in the stone age. It's cringeworthy.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2012, 12:26:47 am »
Oh do one, whats the point in winning stuff if you dont celebrate it?

Sooner or later you have to win again. Just pissed that we've been so bad this year and think it's a bit cringeworthy us slagging off winers in a position where we are so far off.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2012, 12:35:18 am »
Well, realistically speaking, Mourinho will probably get another one or two over the next 20 years. Guardiola might get another one within a couple of years if he stays at Barca. 
realistically it won't be in the space of five years while with the same team. Now don't be bitter.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2012, 12:36:21 am »
Sooner or later you have to win again. Just pissed that we've been so bad this year and think it's a bit cringeworthy us slagging off winers in a position where we are so far off.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2012, 12:42:41 am »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2012, 12:43:10 am »
Bob Paisley. In a league of his own.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2012, 12:47:22 am »
what a man, he's a sir in the eyes of his people, he wouldnt want the honour! but we love ya bob!

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #65 on: April 26, 2012, 12:56:39 am »
guardiola would be a good one to equal the record ,seems a very respectable and humble person and obviously rafa benitez another very nice person above all else .
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #66 on: April 26, 2012, 01:18:36 am »
guardiola would be a good one to equal the record ,seems a very respectable and humble person and obviously rafa benitez another very nice person above all else .

It won't be good for anyone not related to Liverpool to equal the record.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #67 on: April 26, 2012, 01:26:45 am »
It won't be good for anyone not related to Liverpool to equal the record.
It'd be the least shit if it was either of the people he mentioned, though.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #68 on: April 26, 2012, 01:59:57 am »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #69 on: April 26, 2012, 02:45:24 am »
Pissed me off earlier when Peter Drury said about mourinho having won two champions league titles and no one had ever won three. Then as an afterthought he mentioned Paisley winning three European cups as if the two were completely unrelated.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2012, 04:05:24 am »
He's probably the best manager out there atm.

Wish we'd concentrate on our current predicament instead of how we were in the stone age. It's cringeworthy.

Best manager? :lmao he's so nice, sensitive, cares about the team, the players, the fans.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #71 on: April 26, 2012, 04:08:07 am »
Brought smile to my face :)
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #72 on: April 26, 2012, 04:28:43 am »
Best manager? :lmao he's so nice, sensitive, cares about the team, the players, the fans.

Yes, manager. With those requirements you seem to want a boyfriend as your manager!

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2012, 04:36:49 am »
Yes, manager. With those requirements you seem to want a boyfriend as your manager!

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« Reply #74 on: April 26, 2012, 04:45:43 am »
Yes, manager. With those requirements you seem to want a boyfriend as your manager!

???

Look kid, in the end this thread is to appreciate Bob Paisley, still after 30 years holding the record as the manager with most Champions League. If you are looking to keep babbling about Maureen this is not the place.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #75 on: April 26, 2012, 04:48:41 am »
???

Look kid, in the end this thread is to appreciate Bob Paisley, still after 30 years holding the record as the manager with most Champions League. If you are looking to keep babbling about Maureen this is not the place.

It isn't. It's a dig at current managers, otherwise it'd be in the main forum. You can't disregard a couple of great managers becuause of one loss. Mourinho will win another european cup, you'd be mad to think he won't.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #76 on: April 26, 2012, 05:05:43 am »
It isn't. It's a dig at current managers, otherwise it'd be in the main forum. You can't disregard a couple of great managers becuause of one loss. Mourinho will win another european cup, you'd be mad to think he won't.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #77 on: April 26, 2012, 05:40:46 am »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #78 on: April 26, 2012, 05:54:13 am »
It isn't. It's a dig at current managers, otherwise it'd be in the main forum. You can't disregard a couple of great managers becuause of one loss. Mourinho will win another european cup, you'd be mad to think he won't.

Just because hes won two it doesn't necessarily mean he'll win another. There are plenty other good teams/managers out there that could possibily stop him from ever winning it again. As proved last night.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #79 on: April 26, 2012, 06:28:11 am »
It isn't. It's a dig at current managers, otherwise it'd be in the main forum. You can't disregard a couple of great managers becuause of one loss. Mourinho will win another european cup, you'd be mad to think he won't.

Surely the likes of Bela Guttmann and Fabio Capello were thought of as bankers for 3+ European Cups.  Never happened did it?  Of course, Ancelotti, Mourinho, Guardiola, and the like could still get there but it's no guarantee.
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