Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?
Carra hoof
Carra hoof
Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me
Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss
Cue Harinder, John Mac and Chopper at the front of the kop in curly wigs and sunglasses doing a bit of air guitar and headbanging. We could really use Pheeny with his tache for the Freddie M role though too.