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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #80 on: February 4, 2013, 10:59:42 am »

Hahaahahahahahahahaha that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Brilliant.

As for the OP....what possessed you?
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #81 on: February 4, 2013, 03:26:39 pm »
 ;D

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #82 on: February 4, 2013, 03:28:38 pm »
So we're in agreement then? Let's get it rocking megging against West Brom.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #83 on: February 4, 2013, 08:51:17 pm »

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #84 on: February 4, 2013, 08:55:39 pm »
The OP is the best laugh I have had on here for a long time.  Cracking.
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #85 on: February 4, 2013, 08:55:53 pm »
 :lmao

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #86 on: February 4, 2013, 09:00:01 pm »

Hahaahahahahahahahaha that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

Fucking tea coming out me nose that's fucking funny!!!!!!!!

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #87 on: February 4, 2013, 09:28:39 pm »
OMG, tears in my eyes.  This is the reason I read RAWK.  Best thread ever!

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #88 on: February 4, 2013, 09:30:24 pm »


This has to be made into a flag, ha ha.  Scare the shit out of the opposition attacking the kop.

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Re: Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #89 on: February 4, 2013, 09:42:17 pm »

Hahaahahahahahahahaha that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
that is fucking class ,I'm still laughing at it the same level as I was yesterday ;D

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #90 on: February 4, 2013, 09:50:08 pm »
The song he has now is really, really gay.

Lol. This whole thread caused me to laugh so hard at work

But just for you...

Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

"When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors."


:lmao

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #92 on: February 4, 2013, 10:09:23 pm »
Is it just me that finds this thread a bit mean? The poor lad has tried his best to make a song up and he's getting slaughtered like halal meat.... Just me then.

On a side note that suarez / mercury picture is fucking hillarious, best thing i've seen in ages, still laughing at it a day later.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #93 on: February 4, 2013, 10:18:23 pm »
Is it just me that finds this thread a bit mean? The poor lad has tried his best to make a song up and he's getting slaughtered like halal meat.... Just me then.

On a side note that suarez / mercury picture is fucking hillarious, best thing i've seen in ages, still laughing at it a day later.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #94 on: February 4, 2013, 10:22:00 pm »
Is it just me that finds this thread a bit mean? The poor lad has tried his best to make a song up and he's getting slaughtered like halal meat.... Just me then.

He's just a poor boy. he needs no sympathy.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #95 on: February 4, 2013, 10:37:07 pm »
I like the idea of 'he will, he will meg you.' Don't know about the rest of it though.haha

Ha ha like that bit but the rest is dog shit

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #96 on: February 4, 2013, 10:57:44 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QufdEIThuW8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/QufdEIThuW8</a>

Brilliant

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #97 on: February 4, 2013, 11:01:18 pm »
It's no 'I love so Liverpool', which remains by far the best fan composition ever

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=9575

« Last Edit: February 4, 2013, 11:06:18 pm by -HH- »
Balotelli, Falcao, Cavani...

I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #98 on: February 4, 2013, 11:13:27 pm »
This thread is great , that picture :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #99 on: February 4, 2013, 11:36:53 pm »


WTF did I just read
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #100 on: February 4, 2013, 11:51:52 pm »
might be a bit long to be a football chant, very creative though.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #101 on: February 4, 2013, 11:58:14 pm »
He's just a poor boy. he needs no sympathy.

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #102 on: February 5, 2013, 12:03:43 am »
Mama... didnt shake a hand!
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #103 on: February 5, 2013, 12:09:41 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #104 on: February 5, 2013, 12:11:40 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #105 on: February 5, 2013, 12:12:43 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

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Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss


Cue Harinder, John Mac and Chopper at the front of the kop in curly wigs and sunglasses doing a bit of air guitar and headbanging. We could really use Pheeny with his tache for the Freddie M role though too.

That Luis song is ace :D

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #106 on: February 5, 2013, 12:31:35 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

Carra hoof
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Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me

Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss


Cue Harinder, John Mac and Chopper at the front of the kop in curly wigs and sunglasses doing a bit of air guitar and headbanging. We could really use Pheeny with his tache for the Freddie M role though too.

First two lines are genius

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #107 on: February 5, 2013, 12:51:49 am »
at first he was all :roger then he started a thread on rawk and was all :champ and everyone was like :lmao and now he's like  :boxhead

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #108 on: February 5, 2013, 01:00:44 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

Carra hoof
Carra hoof
Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me

Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss


Cue Harinder, John Mac and Chopper at the front of the kop in curly wigs and sunglasses doing a bit of air guitar and headbanging. We could really use Pheeny with his tache for the Freddie M role though too.



....out of the darkness.......


Seriously, there could be something in that one.  Would look fuckin boss the entire Kop doing a Wayne's World to that for Luis. 
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #109 on: February 5, 2013, 01:11:43 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

Carra hoof
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Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me

Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss

:lmao

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #110 on: February 5, 2013, 01:15:02 am »

....out of the darkness.......


Seriously, there could be something in that one.  Would look fuckin boss the entire Kop doing a Wayne's World to that for Luis.

Half of them are pissed. They can just about manage "Liverpool....clap, clap, clap".

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #111 on: February 5, 2013, 02:21:01 am »
The Luis bounce  :-X

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #112 on: February 5, 2013, 02:58:45 am »
I'm just a ball boy, Hazzard is kicking me...

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #113 on: February 5, 2013, 05:16:58 am »
at first he was all :roger then he started a thread on rawk and was all :champ and everyone was like :lmao and now he's like  :boxhead

No.... I'm here having a laugh at you all having a laugh thinking the song he has now is dog shit...

I like some of the ideas coming in. At least there's a half assed effort and it's all better than what is being sung now.
« Last Edit: February 5, 2013, 05:19:58 am by juan1001 »

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #114 on: February 5, 2013, 05:26:51 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

Carra hoof
Carra hoof
Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me

Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss


Cue Harinder, John Mac and Chopper at the front of the kop in curly wigs and sunglasses doing a bit of air guitar and headbanging. We could really use Pheeny with his tache for the Freddie M role though too.

AWESOME ....

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #115 on: February 5, 2013, 07:01:10 am »
This thread has made my morning. Fucking superb

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #116 on: February 5, 2013, 07:12:46 am »
He will

He will... meg you  ;D

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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #117 on: February 5, 2013, 07:27:35 am »
The song he has now is really, really gay.

At least am not alone in thinking that
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #118 on: February 5, 2013, 08:31:05 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

Carra hoof
Carra hoof
Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me

Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss


Cue Harinder, John Mac and Chopper at the front of the kop in curly wigs and sunglasses doing a bit of air guitar and headbanging. We could really use Pheeny with his tache for the Freddie M role though too.

Hadn't found this thread that funny until this post, now got tears in my eyes laughing. Brilliant.  ;D
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Re: New Song for SUAREZ
« Reply #119 on: February 5, 2013, 08:47:06 am »
Maybe we could do a verse of Bohemian Rhapsody for him too?

Carra hoof
Carra hoof
Can you play with Hendo?
Racist language and biting,
Very very frightening me

Phil Coutinho, Phil Coutinho,
Phil Coutinho give and go
Gerrard's lob has a throughball put aside for Luis
For Luis, For Luuuuiiiiiiisssssssssssss

:lmao brilliant!
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