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Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« on: April 1, 2021, 10:47:57 am »
It's been a while since I've seen regular birthday threads for our older (haha) regulars - or irregulars even - so I wanted to start this one for our own JohnC.

Sure, he's a bad bellend RAWK Staff Member, like the rest of us - but, like the rest of us, he started as a reader, poster, contributor to the site and I know he's (still!) well-regarded and respected - even in RAWK ;)

Thanks, John, Thohn - for all your wisdom and generosity, especially a couple of years back when we were all last able to gather for 15.04 - look after the banner laaaa.......

Have a hicky burpday and a smashing time -  :hally - you deserve it - but by the time you finish typing a reply to this, yer bus pass will have arrived in the post, ya slow get!  :wave   :scarf :jester

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #1 on: April 1, 2021, 10:55:15 am »
Happy Birthday Wim! :wave

Up there in the top 100 nicest fellas on RAWK I reckon (just).

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #2 on: April 1, 2021, 10:58:58 am »
i'm not part of the management here and i've only ever swapped posts with him but he seems a decent fella so enjoy your day mate
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #3 on: April 1, 2021, 11:01:24 am »
Many happy returns hope you have a good day mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #4 on: April 1, 2021, 11:12:13 am »
Happy Birthday John. 🍻

You get to pick 5 Rawk posters to have a bbq & a bevvy later..who do you choose?
Myself excluded obviously..
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #5 on: April 1, 2021, 11:15:38 am »
I like John C. Happy birthday John C.

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #6 on: April 1, 2021, 11:47:52 am »
Have a good one Mr J C

(Awaits Capon with one of his birthday card specials)

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #7 on: April 1, 2021, 11:56:00 am »
Thanks everyone of you good folks, love you all.

That Capon is a fuckin let down in he. Probs in the park causing litter with Chops.


 :hally

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #8 on: April 1, 2021, 12:04:08 pm »
happy birthday, John :D

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #9 on: April 1, 2021, 12:07:43 pm »
Have a good one John la you old codger!   :wave :thumbup
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #10 on: April 1, 2021, 12:10:22 pm »
Happy birthday fatso.

Might meet up for you for a pint if you fancy it come June in our local :)
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #11 on: April 1, 2021, 12:24:05 pm »
happy birthday, John :D
Thank you Clare
Have a good one John la you old codger!   :wave :thumbup
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Happy birthday fatso.

Might meet up for you for a pint if you fancy it come June in our local :)
That would be fun Andy :)

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #12 on: April 1, 2021, 12:24:57 pm »
Kinell, John, did yer missus buy you a typing speed course or do you have one of yer kids writing for you as you speak...? ;D

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #13 on: April 1, 2021, 12:35:16 pm »
Have a great Birthday John.  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #14 on: April 1, 2021, 12:36:06 pm »
Have a great Birthday John.  :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #15 on: April 1, 2021, 02:37:22 pm »
happy Birthday mate, toptastic staff member

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #16 on: April 1, 2021, 02:52:33 pm »
Happy birthday, John! :wave



How many funny pressies do you usually get, with a birthday on 1st April? ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #17 on: April 1, 2021, 03:13:16 pm »
Happy Birthday John :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #18 on: April 1, 2021, 03:54:32 pm »
Thank you everyone  8)

How many funny pressies do you usually get, with a birthday on 1st April? ;D
I use to get some stick in school, back in the day. Nobody I knew had a birthday on 1/4 but now I no a few people :)

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #19 on: April 1, 2021, 04:01:41 pm »
Happy birthday grandad.  :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #20 on: April 1, 2021, 04:35:43 pm »
Thank you everyone  8) I use to get some stick in school, back in the day. Nobody I knew had a birthday on 1/4 but now I no a few people :)

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #21 on: April 1, 2021, 05:08:56 pm »
Happy birthday grandad.  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #22 on: April 1, 2021, 06:20:17 pm »
Happy birthday John.  Hope whatever you got up to or have planned you've had a boss one mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #23 on: April 1, 2021, 06:59:48 pm »
All the best mate! Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #24 on: April 1, 2021, 07:03:11 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #25 on: April 1, 2021, 07:13:29 pm »
Happy Birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #26 on: April 1, 2021, 07:18:09 pm »
Very many happy Rum Baba's for your 70th, old timer. :thumbup





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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #27 on: April 1, 2021, 07:58:28 pm »
Hello Chops mate, how are ye diddling mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #28 on: April 1, 2021, 08:16:05 pm »
Hello Chops mate, how are ye diddling mate.


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Your good self?......... Any nice prezzies - bag of Werthers, hot water bottle......the usual was it?
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #29 on: April 1, 2021, 08:50:11 pm »

Your good self?......... Any nice prezzies - bag of Werthers, hot water bottle......the usual was it?
I got one of my wishes mate. Just bottles of ale, weirdly I don't like people spending money on me. I don't like presents and this year it sunk in :)

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #30 on: April 1, 2021, 08:50:49 pm »
Big hug!!!

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #31 on: April 1, 2021, 08:57:08 pm »
Back at ye Robbie mate. Huge hug buddy.

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« Reply #32 on: April 1, 2021, 08:57:59 pm »
Back at ye Robbie mate. Huge hug buddy.

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« Reply #33 on: April 1, 2021, 08:59:26 pm »
Happy Birthday John!  Hope you've had a good day.  Hope we can have a catch up soon. :)
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #34 on: April 1, 2021, 09:09:04 pm »
Very many happy Rum Baba's for your 70th, old timer. :thumbup



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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #35 on: April 1, 2021, 10:33:00 pm »


I hope you've had a great day. 

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #36 on: April 1, 2021, 11:06:17 pm »
Rob, I believe the distinguished dude in the middle might be with Carol's Nan.

Ta Paul mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #37 on: April 1, 2021, 11:15:22 pm »
Happy birthday John me arl mucker, have a good one, pal
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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #38 on: April 2, 2021, 01:03:08 am »
Thanks everyone of you good folks, love you all.

That Capon is a fuckin let down in he. Probs in the park causing litter with Chops.


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Re: Happy Birthday JohnC :)
« Reply #39 on: April 2, 2021, 01:06:39 am »
Have a good one Mr J C

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