Nice jacket, Jurgen.
The new PL award trophies are bobbins.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
The whole PL re-brand is dire.
Why do people quote other people for the sigs? What' the point?
I´ll say something that might surprise you. Real life is different to computer games.
I think Nadal is brilliant. One of the top 10 ever.
Oh to be a professional footballer.
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."
I know, right. What a lovely table and set of chairs. Impressive.
RPM's touches against Crystal Palace:All over the place.
who in the divil is RPM?
Spot the outlier!
Impressive that.
Impressive until we get to February and the squad's all knackered or injured and we wish we'd spent a bit.
Word on the street, it's these guys' second identity: