The Brexit draft AKA FFS May is a fucking twat and we're doomed![](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/E6HP6G/24th-august-2014-borders-uk-a-battered-and-torn-union-jack-flies-on-E6HP6G.jpg)
The country is in crisis. We are a matter of days away from crashing out of Europe with no deal. Theresa May is fucking moron. For reasons I can't explain, you have been tasked with creating an 11 that lives up to everything Brexiters strive for. Rule Britannia. Bugger off foreigners.
- You will each have the opportunity to draft 10 English, Scots, Welsh, or N. Irish players who have never EVER played abroad.
This makes the like of Gerrard, Moore, and Banks ineligible because they dared to set foot outside of this great nation.
- However, you will each be permitted to draft one player from any other European country just because we're a generous nation and maybe the odd foreigner isn't too bad after all.
- Additionally, any foreign player who has made over 300 appearances in the English leagues may apply for a UK passport. This will be on a case by case basis. Only 3 permitted per team.
All-time draft. No other restrictions.
Let's make Britain great again!
This is a joke.... just like this country.