One that sticks in my mind was a game against Wimbledon at Anfield about 1998 just after Christmas. We were rumored to be after a keeper at the time and Neil Sullivan was being linked with us a bit in the papers. Anyways, we were attacking the Kop in the 2nd half and every time the ball was at the other end of the ground, a lad in front of me, must have been about row 5 or 6 kept shouting "Sulli, Sulli, bet you'd love to play for a club like us wouldn't yer?"
After shouting this during intervals for about 20 minutes to no response the lad gave it what seemed to be one last go. "SULLI, SULLI, BET YOU'D LOVE TO PLAY FOR US WOULDN'T YER" he screamed. Sullivan then turned round to him, gave him the thumbs up, smiled and nodded, only to be met with "WELL, WE DON'T FUCKING WANT YER" Sullivan's face was a picture, he didn't smile or anything, just put his head down and jogged out to the 18 yard line. And thank fuck we didn't sign the useless Scottish tosser.
Another one was the 02/03 season when we got beat at St Andrews by Birmingham 2-1. The game was starting to heat up and a few challenges were flying in. Can't remember what happened, but Steve Bruce came right to the touch line moaning about something or other and this lad behind us let out the most blood curdling scream right at the top of his voice "STEVE BRUCE, HE'S GOT A BIG FAT HEAD". Although we've all sung that song to death before it was the delivery the lad sceetched it at which made it funny. Every time on our coach when Old Fat Head is mentioned me and my mate mention this & break up every time.
Not particularly relevant, but on the back of the Jesus saves thing, my old mans a jock and used to follow them every where including trips to Wembley during the mid-70's. Anyways, every time he see's one of these, he'll always mention that on one of his trips to Wembley, he saw one of these banners, which read "JESUS SAVES...........BUT DALGLISH NETS THE REBOUND" Quality