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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5480 on: October 5, 2019, 11:11:45 pm »
Murphy will be forever bitter that Rafa fucked him off to Charlton, the pinky and the brain looking c*nt
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5481 on: October 5, 2019, 11:12:00 pm »
Would be an unusual tangent for a footie show.

Just needs to work an Adam Johnson angle to work it into the chat.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5482 on: October 5, 2019, 11:12:34 pm »
I was about to go into a rant about the show, but I really can’t be arsed.

It’s as simple as this, in this modern age, where you can get highlights, minus the shocking punditry (and calibre of pundits), half an hour after full time, for free, legally, on a free platform...it just feels like it’s an unnecessary show.

Exactly, there's zero need for this kind of programme anymore.

edit - Or, change it to one presenter and no analysis, just highlights.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5483 on: October 5, 2019, 11:13:47 pm »
Murphy will be forever bitter that Rafa fucked him off to Charlton, the pinky and the brain looking c*nt

It’s not even that. He flounced off of his own accord because he didn’t fancy battling for a place unlike the mighty Igor.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5484 on: October 5, 2019, 11:14:01 pm »
To be fair to Shearer, Albrighton makes minimal contact with Mane compared to Shearer's boot making contact with Neil Lennon's head that time and that wasn't punished.

It’s as simple as this, in this modern age, where you can get highlights, minus the shocking punditry (and calibre of pundits), half an hour after full time, for free, legally, on a free platform...it just feels like it’s an unnecessary show.



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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5485 on: October 5, 2019, 11:14:40 pm »
Poch doesn’t even look that arsed that his team’s season is falling to pieces. Not that you’d expect to see him sobbing on the touchline or anything.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5486 on: October 5, 2019, 11:16:15 pm »
It's coming again isn't it? You know, my 'Right Said Fred gif', as soon as you said 'Two slap head bastards.' I couldn't resist - I'm so sexy its hurts, on the dance floor, on dance floor.....


Aye, Danny Murphy imagining he was Zidane.

Seriously, though, you kick someone, you don't get the ball. Foul. In the box? Pen? Yes, Alan? Yes? Wanker!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5487 on: October 5, 2019, 11:20:15 pm »
Match of the day twats.

Normally I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt but not today.

Lineker can piss off with that question to James about his contract situation.

The penalty was a penalty. Although I'll agree that Sadio maximised the opportunity, but Albrighton was as brainlessly artless as Sadio was intelligent to help the ref get to the right decision. And the ref needed help as he got the wrong card out for the foul in Mo.

And that Choudry. He needs to think about what he is doing. Challenge was malicious and stupid. If that's all he can do them he'd better fuck off to Burnley or some other agricultural side.

Oh, and Danny Murphy saying that it's a pity that mo hurt himself? For fucks sake. He was taken out by a bastard of a foul. Hurt himself, my arse.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5488 on: October 5, 2019, 11:21:47 pm »
Why’d West Ham decide to go with claret shorts as well? Looks all wrong.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5489 on: October 5, 2019, 11:22:34 pm »
Lloris has a dislocated elbow. I think that's miles better than a broken arm, hopefully he hasn't damaged his ligaments and tendons too badly
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5490 on: October 5, 2019, 11:24:44 pm »
That wasn’t a red challenge. It was cynical and ugly but it was only a yellow.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5491 on: October 5, 2019, 11:25:29 pm »
Shearer and Murphy post match summary aka Dumb and Dumber.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5492 on: October 5, 2019, 11:25:38 pm »
Thing is, and this is a fact, if it were Kane doing the same thing, one of those spuds would have said "Oh, it's clever play from Kane. He feels contact and makes the most of it to buy the penalty. He has to go down there." And I'm sure if someone else can be arsed, or is astute enough, they'll dig up some such similar quote from one of these two walts.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5493 on: October 5, 2019, 11:26:01 pm »
Most people watching aw opposition fans that they have to keep on board and appease, also cause conflict, so just remember that. Also remember Murphy still pretends he’s actually a Liverpool fan. What a massive massive prick he is.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5494 on: October 5, 2019, 11:27:23 pm »
Most people watching aw opposition fans that they have to keep on board and appease, also cause conflict, so just remember that. Also remember Murphy still pretends he’s actually a Liverpool fan. What a massive massive prick he is.

They should get rid of the shit and just show highlights. Shorter, cheaper programme.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5495 on: October 5, 2019, 11:28:08 pm »
Anyway what is this shite - get EVERTON on, that's all I've been waiting for.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5496 on: October 5, 2019, 11:29:50 pm »
Opps, the Owls gone metric - talking about millimetres!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5497 on: October 5, 2019, 11:29:57 pm »
Anyway what is this shite - get EVERTON on, that's all I've been waiting for.

Are they last on...again?! Shows how routine losing is for them now I guess.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5498 on: October 5, 2019, 11:30:28 pm »
That wasn’t a red challenge. It was cynical and ugly but it was only a yellow.

I agree but it was a horrible challenge that injured Mo. The idea that Klopp was only talking about it to deflect from the (correctly awarded) penalty is baffling.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5499 on: October 5, 2019, 11:31:55 pm »
They should get rid of the shit and just show highlights. Shorter, cheaper programme.

Would love this. Highlights are usually pretty good, and given more time it would be a tremendous show.

That's how it used to be in France twenty years ago, for the French league equivalent of MOTD (Jour de Foot). Loved it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5500 on: October 5, 2019, 11:32:17 pm »
Here we go...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5501 on: October 5, 2019, 11:32:59 pm »
Murphy loves Cahill ' cos he just wants to play' ...

Not like them bloody foreigners all sat on the bench at top clubs doing nothing

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5502 on: October 5, 2019, 11:33:07 pm »
Lineker body language there, asking dumb and dumber about VAR thinking 'these two are are pair of bellends'.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5503 on: October 5, 2019, 11:33:27 pm »
Shearer's head is shaped like the inside of a kinder surprise.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5504 on: October 5, 2019, 11:34:23 pm »
I agree but it was a horrible challenge that injured Mo. The idea that Klopp was only talking about it to deflect from the (correctly awarded) penalty is baffling.

Oh aye. Forgot about that little pearl. Klopp isn't Ferguson. He was genuinely angry about the challenge. It seemed to be at the forefront of his mind and he was venting. I don't think it was used as a cynical chace to deflect away from the penalty.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5505 on: October 5, 2019, 11:35:22 pm »
Unlucky there Coleman - should have been a RED really.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5506 on: October 5, 2019, 11:35:49 pm »
I was about to turn off MOTD and I almost forgot about this rabble giving us all a laugh as per usual.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5507 on: October 5, 2019, 11:36:41 pm »
Sheer determination to get himself sent off. Great stuff. Made a good effort first time round with that filthy tackle but dusted himself down and went again.

Bravo.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5508 on: October 5, 2019, 11:36:54 pm »
Fucking hell - how much has this Everton side cost?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5509 on: October 5, 2019, 11:37:20 pm »
Danny mekon murphy can fuck right off... the bitter twat

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5510 on: October 5, 2019, 11:37:54 pm »
Haha. Pickford there.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5511 on: October 5, 2019, 11:39:13 pm »
School of science don’tcha know

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5512 on: October 5, 2019, 11:43:14 pm »
Andre Gray clearly angling for a move to Goodison.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5513 on: October 5, 2019, 11:44:12 pm »
Fucking hell - how much has this Everton side cost?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5514 on: October 5, 2019, 11:49:55 pm »
Sheff United manager - talk about carisma bypass.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5515 on: October 5, 2019, 11:51:09 pm »
Fuck the penalty shit they’re obsessed with diving not arsed about him actually getting kicked nowhere near ball

Murphys comments on Salah challenge is a fucking disgrace and he needs chinning has done for a while
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5516 on: October 6, 2019, 12:03:41 am »
Fuck the penalty shit they’re obsessed with diving not arsed about him actually getting kicked nowhere near ball

Murphys comments on Salah challenge is a fucking disgrace and he needs chinning has done for a while

Just caught the end of the Sky highlights and the Scottish con commentator (Dave Probin?) said the Choudhury foul was as cynical as they come and that it was a clear penalty. He and the commentator he does games with are fairly decent I always think, probably why Sky don’t give them the biggest games!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5517 on: October 6, 2019, 12:05:45 am »
Danny Murphy is a gobshite.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5518 on: October 6, 2019, 12:12:38 am »
Just caught the end of the Sky highlights and the Scottish con commentator (Dave Probin?) said the Choudhury foul was as cynical as they come and that it was a clear penalty. He and the commentator he does games with are fairly decent I always think, probably why Sky don’t give them the biggest games!

Yeah not nodding Sky lapdogs that won’t do

It’s no surprise Murphy gets no work apart from budget sliced bbc and talkbollocks

Lads an absolute prick about us aswell. Rafa didn’t fancy you mate get over it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5519 on: October 6, 2019, 12:27:03 am »
Exactly, there's zero need for this kind of programme anymore.

edit - Or, change it to one presenter and no analysis, just highlights.

You have no need for it. Millions do.

Answer: Stop watching it and you won’t have to moan about it.

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