I'd seen the name mentioned in places, but hadn't bothered to find out who he was or why all the fuss.
Stumbled on this with some time to spare and christ I'm glad I did
Capon - brilliant work. Had me breaking my hole laughing here. Although - you were teed up with some quality material!
Part of me is sorry for him exposing how much of a tool he is. Another part makes me wonder if people should be tested to when signing up for broadband to ensure they have the faculties that allow them to ensure they don't make a tool of themselves for all to laugh at!
Great work - thanks for the lulz!!!