Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Tesco tearaway]

I've got loads in the freezer, fell off the back of a lorry.

Not surprised they fell off the back of a lorry; have you seen how these fellas teararse around knocking down cyclists like ten pin bowls 

[rob1966]

Not surprised they fell off the back of a lorry; have you seen how these fellas teararse around knocking down cyclists like ten pin bowls 

Its 50,000 pts for a cyclist in death race 2021

[rob1966]

Anyway can't spend my evening on here , need to go make my  chickenless Chicken Curry

Thanks Rob , hope you get stuck in big queues tomorrow and get the runs 

Not working this weekend, youngests 11th Birthday on Sunday. If my PCR says I've got covid though, its a nice 10 day isolation.

[Crimson]

Thanks Rob , hope you get stuck in big queues tomorrow and get the runs 

 

[rob1966]

Anyway can't spend my evening on here , need to go make my  chickenless Chicken Curry

Thanks Rob , hope you get stuck in big queues tomorrow and get the runs 

Anyway, I have special bags for those times

[Slippers]

I filled up yesterday as I normally do and there was no problems whatsoever. Last night I saw the news where they were basically creating a panic where none existed, and today, look at what we have now.

It's the toilet roll fiasco all over again. People never seem to learn. I despair, I really do. 

It was ridiculous here;the queue at Tesco's petrol station blocked a roundabout,making it almost impossible to get from one side of town to the other.

[So… Howard Philips]

'10 days to save Xmas'.

Sweet Jesus.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

McNasty's ads with the cheeky cocknerneee chapieee

Shit on a stick, except that shit on a stick probably has healthier ingredients.

[rob1966]

There is an ad on Planet Rock, its for a Warrington solicitors called Hayes Conner. Fucking hell, the fella who does it has this awful voice, terrible delivery and he pauses in all the wrong places, awful ad.

[So… Howard Philips]

There is an ad on Planet Rock, its for a Warrington solicitors called Hayes Conner. Fucking hell, the fella who does it has this awful voice, terrible delivery and he pauses in all the wrong places, awful ad.

As bad as Victor Kiam then?

[rob1966]

As bad as Victor Kiam then?

He makes Victor Kiam look like Lawrence Olivier

[Red Beret]

Esp the Manc ones.

Esp the ones who wear shorts.

[afc tukrish]

Esp the ones who wear shorts.

 

[Jwils21]

The phrase that seems to be everywhere over the last year - “more than ever”

“Now more than ever, we need to be together. That’s why we’re offering 10% off all new Vauxhall’s over £10,000”

“Here at BT we understand now more than ever that we need to check in on our loved ones. Get 10p off every new annual subscription to BT Broadband, just £69.90 a month”

Fuck off.

Also petrol. Also fuck off.

[Jwils21]

Panic buying fuel.

Just. Fuck. Off

Needed to top up yesterday and went to the petrol station totally oblivious. Local Asda station had closed at 7pm, the next closest Asda was open but after putting in your card etc no fuel was coming out, ended up at Morrison’s in around a 10 minute queue. Every single person getting a full tank, nobody just topping up. Heard there are already big queues today. Feel for taxi’s, tradies and others who rely on their vehicles for work.

Spent the last year being told how we’re such a great country and hearing all this bollocks about togetherness and having fucking VE Day street parties whilst an NHS spitfire flies overhead, yet the slightest mention of a fuel “crisis” and the selfless people of the nation are filling up their cars with fuel they probably don’t need. The media will start talking about a CO2 “crisis” next and you’ll get people panic buying bottles of lemonade to go with their 42 packs of Andrex from last year. Can’t wait for next Thursday when that fat straw headed prick is outside Downing Street at 8pm urging us to clap for lorry drivers.

[Nitramdorf]

I left for work at 5:45 this morning and there was a queue at the station near my house, not on that major a road either, just a small garage.

[Crosby Nick]

Yeah, glad I drive about once every three months when I see this circus going on!

[liversaint]

Heard there are already big queues today. Feel for taxi’s, tradies and others who rely on their vehicles for work.

Exactly. All the small hauliers who don’t have on site fuel facilities will be fucked if this idiotic behaviour continues.

[Jwils21]

Exactly. All the small hauliers who don’t have on site fuel facilities will be fucked if this idiotic behaviour continues.

Seen photos (as expected) of people filling up 4-5 Jerry cans in the boot. Part of me thinks it’s dickheadie behaviour, part of me is more angry at the media for creating the hysteria which has in turn made people panic. Maybe they’re stocking up because they need their car for work and are shitting themselves. Missus has already seen someone on Facebook today asking for a lift to the shop for food as they haven’t got petrol and live a while away.

[rob1966]

Yeah, glad I drive about once every three months when I see this circus going on!

Did you brim your tank this morning like the sheep?

[rob1966]

Exactly. All the small hauliers who don’t have on site fuel facilities will be fucked if this idiotic behaviour continues.

There will be fucking murder when Amazon drivers can't deliver their shit and the .com vans can't deliver the shopping.

Britain, a nation full of c*nts.

[Crosby Nick]

Did you brim your tank this morning like the sheep?

Nope! Walked down to the shops as per.

[Jwils21]

There will be fucking murder when Amazon drivers can't deliver their shit and the .com vans can't deliver the shopping.

Britain, a nation full of c*nts.

Don’t forget Uber Eats/Just Eat/Deliveroo. Our local McNasty's is absolutely chocker every week and 90% of the people in there are gig economy delivery drivers.

[rob1966]

Don’t forget Uber Eats/Just Eat/Deliveroo. Our local McNasty's is absolutely chocker every week and 90% of the people in there are gig economy delivery drivers.

The deliveroo cyclists like Kesey will love this if it fucks up the moped and car drivers.

[rob1966]

[Son of Spion]

Seen photos (as expected) of people filling up 4-5 Jerry cans in the boot. Part of me thinks it’s dickheadie behaviour, part of me is more angry at the media for creating the hysteria which has in turn made people panic. Maybe they’re stocking up because they need their car for work and are shitting themselves. Missus has already seen someone on Facebook today asking for a lift to the shop for food as they haven’t got petrol and live a while away.

It just shows how the media leads this sad and sorry nation around by the nose. It has the majority of the population dancing like puppets on a string. The media created this entire selfish, shambolic mess overnight on Thursday, and by Friday morning it was carnage.

Media + morons = chaos.   

[liversaint]

Burger King have just announced a shortage of whoppers.

They’re all panic buying petrol.

[Lee1-6Liv]

The BBC reporter at a petrol station in Stockport was called Phil McCann

[Tesco tearaway]

The BBC reporter at a petrol station in Stockport was called Phil McCann

[Son of Spion]

^
 

[I've been a good boy]

Fuck the media in this country. They're the ones who instigated Brexit as well and all the airheads fell for it.

[Port_vale_lad]

Seen a pic in the local paper of a guy filling about 8 jerry cans up at the local petrol station, selfish twat, that's "hannoyed" me

[RedSince86]

Seen a pic in the local paper of a guy filling about 8 jerry cans up at the local petrol station, selfish twat, that's "hannoyed" me

I bet sales of Jerry Cans have shot through the roof this week, Amazon made a killing on them no doubt.

Was always going to happen when we saw people filling shopping trollies full of toilet roll last year.

[Red Beret]

Walking home last night/this morning after a night out, and the queue of traffic outside the petrol station on Ullet Road was ridiculous. It was after midnight ffs!

[Slippers]

Our daughter doesn't live in the same town as us,she's about seven miles away;half the petrol stations there have had to close.

[So… Howard Philips]

It just shows how the media leads this sad and sorry nation around by the nose. It has the majority of the population dancing like puppets on a string. The media created this entire selfish, shambolic mess overnight on Thursday, and by Friday morning it was carnage.

Media + morons = chaos.   

The Mail is blaming the ex BBC, Remainer Head of PR for the RHA for the whole kerfuffle.

You couldn’t make it up but they excel.

[rob1966]

The Mail is blaming the ex BBC, Remainer Head of PR for the RHA for the whole kerfuffle.

You couldn’t make it up but they excel.

They were obviously impeccable in their reporting weren't they?

[Buck Pete]

The deliveroo cyclists like Kesey will love this if it fucks up the moped and car drivers.

Fuck me, Kesey is a Deliveroo cyclist?

Heaven forbid having your pizza delivered by him.  Just be a few crumbs left in the box after he got a serious case of the munchies on the way around to ye. 

[Son of Spion]

I've been on the road from Sefton Park upto Lydiate and back today. Every petrol station I passed had no fuel. 

[rob1966]

Fuck me, Kesey is a Deliveroo cyclist?

Heaven forbid having your pizza delivered by him.  Just be a few crumbs left in the box after he got a serious case of the munchies on the way around to ye. 

I remember him saying about the work he was doing during lockdown and included deliveroo

I've been on the road from Sefton Park upto Lydiate and back today. Every petrol station I passed had no fuel. 

Absolute fucking dickheads the people of this country, brains the size of a pea