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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32360 on: October 16, 2021, 03:36:34 am »
Woke up at half one and couldn't get back to sleep :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32361 on: October 16, 2021, 07:23:33 am »
Please change the thread title to "Rob's diary"  :P


This time of year.. one morning it's cold, which could mean icy roads, and other days we have double-digit temperatures.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32362 on: October 16, 2021, 07:47:07 am »
Woke up at half one and couldn't get back to sleep :butt

Its a pisser. I've pretty much given up on getting a good nights sleep now. Been nearly 10 years for me I reckon and I'd give anything to be able to sleep properly.

I used to lie there getting annoyed, now I almost laugh about it. If I get 5 hours now I consider it a miracle.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32363 on: October 16, 2021, 08:53:25 am »
Woke up at half one and couldn't get back to sleep :butt

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« Reply #32364 on: October 16, 2021, 10:32:46 am »
Its a pisser. I've pretty much given up on getting a good nights sleep now. Been nearly 10 years for me I reckon and I'd give anything to be able to sleep properly.

I used to lie there getting annoyed, now I almost laugh about it. If I get 5 hours now I consider it a miracle.

Jeez that must be a nightmare. I was due to get up for work at 4, so I've only had 3 hours sleep, 5 and a half hours into my shift and off to Rugby and back to Widnes.
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« Reply #32365 on: October 16, 2021, 10:58:37 am »
Jeez that must be a nightmare. I was due to get up for work at 4, so I've only had 3 hours sleep, 5 and a half hours into my shift and off to Rugby and back to Widnes.

It is but you kind of get used to it. I have to get up at 5:30, six days a week and work late in the week, am rarely home before 7 in the evening. I think all in all I'd rather be a footballer on 100 grand a week.

Unlike you I only have to drive 10 miles to work when im exhausted. Mind how you go :thumbup

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32366 on: October 16, 2021, 11:49:23 am »
Its a pisser. I've pretty much given up on getting a good nights sleep now. Been nearly 10 years for me I reckon and I'd give anything to be able to sleep properly.

I used to lie there getting annoyed, now I almost laugh about it. If I get 5 hours now I consider it a miracle.

Almost three years for me,ever since our son moved back in with us.

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« Reply #32367 on: October 16, 2021, 04:24:52 pm »
It is but you kind of get used to it. I have to get up at 5:30, six days a week and work late in the week, am rarely home before 7 in the evening. I think all in all I'd rather be a footballer on 100 grand a week.

Unlike you I only have to drive 10 miles to work when im exhausted. Mind how you go :thumbup

Just being retired would do me 😊

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32368 on: October 17, 2021, 06:04:30 pm »
Airport parking!

Thought I had booked the airport carpark for a flight 27th October (away for 3 nights - Wed/Thurs/Friday) but checked this afternoon and I haven't. Went to the website - £80 is the cheapest.

Be cheaper getting an Uber/cab both ways.  :wanker

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32369 on: October 17, 2021, 06:15:44 pm »
Led spotlights/ downlights,
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32370 on: October 18, 2021, 07:51:19 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32371 on: October 18, 2021, 08:32:52 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32372 on: October 18, 2021, 09:33:18 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32373 on: October 18, 2021, 10:05:34 am »
Its a pisser. I've pretty much given up on getting a good nights sleep now. Been nearly 10 years for me I reckon and I'd give anything to be able to sleep properly.

I used to lie there getting annoyed, now I almost laugh about it. If I get 5 hours now I consider it a miracle.

Have any of you tried melatonin? I've got friends and family who swear by it. The new prolonged-release gear like Circadin has definitely stretched out the length of the good sleep they're getting.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32374 on: October 18, 2021, 10:44:21 am »
Its a pisser. I've pretty much given up on getting a good nights sleep now. Been nearly 10 years for me I reckon and I'd give anything to be able to sleep properly.

I used to lie there getting annoyed, now I almost laugh about it. If I get 5 hours now I consider it a miracle.



I can't remember the last time I slept through - and normally it's to go the pisser.

I'm lucky in that I don't have any/much trouble getting back to sleep.

My routine now is have a pee downstairs before going up to bed, have a nightcap smoke if I'm having one, have another pee, go upstairs, squeeze another pee out just to be sure. And I still wake up sometime between 2 & 4 and think 'I could do with a pee'.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32375 on: October 18, 2021, 10:51:00 am »
It's been said before, but Hermes. Abysmal delivery firm.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32376 on: October 18, 2021, 11:14:20 am »
It's been said before, but Hermes. Abysmal delivery firm.


Hit & miss. Since before Covid, we've had a great delivery guy who covers our patch.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32377 on: October 18, 2021, 12:02:33 pm »
Have any of you tried melatonin? I've got friends and family who swear by it. The new prolonged-release gear like Circadin has definitely stretched out the length of the good sleep they're getting.

Thank you my friend. I havent but will look into it. Think a new job would help also. Despite me coming home exhausted my mind is always full of work stuff.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32378 on: October 18, 2021, 03:15:26 pm »


I can't remember the last time I slept through - and normally it's to go the pisser.

I'm lucky in that I don't have any/much trouble getting back to sleep.

My routine now is have a pee downstairs before going up to bed, have a nightcap smoke if I'm having one, have another pee, go upstairs, squeeze another pee out just to be sure. And I still wake up sometime between 2 & 4 and think 'I could do with a pee'.

I wake up at 2 o'clock every morning.Sometimes I'll be asleep again in minutes,sometimes I'll be awake for two or three hours.

There are times(like this morning)when I won't go back to sleep at all.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32379 on: October 18, 2021, 04:21:44 pm »
this tax-dodging c*nt, now with his own wine. the grift never ends

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32380 on: October 18, 2021, 04:25:56 pm »
this tax-dodging c*nt, now with his own wine. the grift never ends



What's he up to there?

Writing a song about it?

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32381 on: October 18, 2021, 04:52:31 pm »
this tax-dodging c*nt, now with his own wine. the grift never ends





"Bland, with a taste of stale denim. Leaves an unpleasant aftertaste but otherwise thoroughly forgettable. Strangely popular with old women."
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32382 on: October 18, 2021, 04:58:03 pm »
I am not on Twitter now but a few year ago when I was Gary Barlow blocked me. 

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.    :(

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32383 on: October 18, 2021, 05:19:47 pm »


"Bland, with a taste of stale denim. Leaves an unpleasant aftertaste but otherwise thoroughly forgettable. Strangely popular with old women."
And what about the wine?  ;)

I am not on Twitter now but a few year ago when I was Gary Barlow blocked me. 

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.    :(
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32384 on: October 18, 2021, 05:22:27 pm »
I am not on Twitter now but a few year ago when I was Gary Barlow blocked me. 

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.    :(

Haha, it only takes a minute Paul.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32385 on: October 18, 2021, 06:13:00 pm »
He wants you blocked, wants you blocked, wants you blocked for good...
Haha, it only takes a minute Paul.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32386 on: October 19, 2021, 05:33:37 am »
Just after 3 I woke up this morning, I really hope this is just a short term thing
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32387 on: October 19, 2021, 09:47:05 am »
this tax-dodging c*nt, now with his own wine. the grift never ends


I'd broaden this to any celebrity owned/endorsed wine.

I was in Morrisons over the summer and they had Kylie Rose at £17 a bottle alongside some Angelina Jolie wine, again way above what you can get a decent bottle for.

I don't mind paying for decent wine if it's worth it, but to me a fair bit of the £17 is paying for the celebrity name. Just when is enough enough for these people? If they genuinely want to support the production of great wine, theres loads of ways to get involved that doesn't involve plastering their signature all over bottles.


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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32388 on: October 19, 2021, 12:46:24 pm »
Just after 3 I woke up this morning, I really hope this is just a short term thing

Dunno, kind of hope you're awake a bit longer than short term, Robs...
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« Reply #32389 on: October 19, 2021, 01:24:12 pm »
Dunno, kind of hope you're awake a bit longer than short term, Robs...


 :lmao
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32390 on: October 19, 2021, 01:32:03 pm »
this tax-dodging c*nt, now with his own wine. the grift never ends


After that snap he wrote on that note pad "Slighty darker than Vimto cordial".
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32391 on: October 19, 2021, 01:42:31 pm »
After that snap he wrote on that note pad "Slighty darker than Vimto cordial".


One curious fact is that Gary Barlow speaks at exactly the same speed that he writes.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32392 on: October 19, 2021, 04:19:48 pm »
Things like Disney+ and Firestick not having a qwerty keyboard boils my piss
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32393 on: October 19, 2021, 06:34:23 pm »
I am not on Twitter now but a few year ago when I was Gary Barlow blocked me. 

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.    :(

Haha, it only takes a minute Paul.

I wonder if it was his Greatest Day
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32394 on: October 20, 2021, 07:36:47 pm »
The complete bollocks that is the new earth saving e10 rip off petrol.

Anyone else noticing a massive jump in consumption or is it just me?

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32395 on: October 20, 2021, 07:49:34 pm »
So im on Ebay and i see a piece of music equipment i want with 'Make Offer'

12.30 this afternoon...

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Him '£340/ 350 Plus postage'
Me 'Ok Mate, i can do that, ill put an offer in now''
Him 'Sound' at 12.42 this afternoon

*I put offer in of £345.01 as postage is £4.99 so the Total is £350*
Him at 12.50 - *Seller has made counter offer of £390*

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32396 on: October 20, 2021, 08:12:10 pm »
Things like Disney+ and Firestick not having a qwerty keyboard boils my piss

Download the Firestick app and you get a keyboard. So much easier.

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« Reply #32397 on: October 20, 2021, 08:40:37 pm »
You can buy a new banjo for way less than that

This one was shaped like a sausage though

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« Reply #32398 on: October 20, 2021, 10:09:20 pm »
The complete bollocks that is the new earth saving e10 rip off petrol.

Anyone else noticing a massive jump in consumption or is it just me?
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy.
« Reply #32399 on: October 20, 2021, 10:12:31 pm »
The complete bollocks that is the new earth saving e10 rip off petrol.

Anyone else noticing a massive jump in consumption or is it just me?
Not a massive jump but it is definitely noticeable, it's fucking shit fuel. It's also harmful for cars older than 2011 I think. I generally find that the cost of living is a scam.