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Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« on: December 23, 2007, 04:40:44 pm »
Got this Idea from a Film called Baseketball, as you may guess was a film based on a mixed sport invented crossed between Baseball and Basketball.
Got talking to a mate in work about this film and the possibility of other mixed sports, and I got the Idea of 'Footket' which is a mixture between Football and Cricket.
It would be 11 a side, the Stumps would be in the Centre Circle of the Football Pitch, you would have Goals still and the game would be 90 minutes and the beauty of it is you can still have Test Matches   ;D
Any of you got any ideas of Mixed Sports(that currently dont exist?)

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2007, 04:52:29 pm »
You'll probably like Kickball then

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2007, 04:56:12 pm »
Got this Idea from a Film called Baseketball, as you may guess was a film based on a mixed sport invented crossed between Baseball and Basketball.
Got talking to a mate in work about this film and the possibility of other mixed sports, and I got the Idea of 'Footket' which is a mixture between Football and Cricket.
It would be 11 a side, the Stumps would be in the Centre Circle of the Football Pitch, you would have Goals still and the game would be 90 minutes and the beauty of it is you can still have Test Matches   ;D
Any of you got any ideas of Mixed Sports(that currently dont exist?)

Thats so shit its funny :lmao Theres one I used to watch on Challenge called Slamball where it was basketball but on one huge trampoline, it was good to watch Imo.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2007, 05:10:27 pm »
Thats so shit its funny :lmao Theres one I used to watch on Challenge called Slamball where it was basketball but on one huge trampoline, it was good to watch Imo.

Thats actually a growing sport in America.

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2007, 05:41:55 pm »
mancbashing  :)
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2007, 05:43:30 pm »
A British interest in Ice Hockey would do me

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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2007, 06:14:36 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2007, 06:18:39 pm »
I would actually love to see Baseketball...as strange as it seems

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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2007, 06:20:43 pm »
I came across this picture on msn a few days ago:



It's the teams playing the 'Bungee Rugby Game' in central Dublin, before the Six Nations rugby match between Ireland and England.

Thought it was cool. I'd love to play it :D
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2007, 07:02:50 pm »
I've always had an idea for a sort of football/golf hybrid. Obviously kicking a football instead of whacking a golf ball with a club, but the principle would be the same, a certain amount of kicks for par. Putting would be interesting, trying to place the ball in the (bigger) hole.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2007, 10:00:20 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2007, 10:01:21 pm »
Monkey tennis.

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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2007, 10:11:41 pm »
Footsquash.

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« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2007, 10:19:05 pm »
Bombay shuffle ;)
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2007, 10:22:25 pm »
Speedball, like the old computer game from the early 90's!
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2007, 10:31:23 pm »
Them card bits you get in the middle of some wrapping paper, basicly longer bits of what you get on a toilet roll.  Sword fighting with them.  That's always great fun
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2007, 10:41:16 pm »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2007, 10:45:29 pm »
I've always had an idea for a sort of football/golf hybrid. Obviously kicking a football instead of whacking a golf ball with a club, but the principle would be the same, a certain amount of kicks for par. Putting would be interesting, trying to place the ball in the (bigger) hole.

Not exactly the same but in New Zealand they invented a sport that is Golf and Rugby combined

http://www.golfcross.co.nz/

More golf related than rugby, but is a fun game

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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2007, 11:02:13 pm »
Not exactly the same but in New Zealand they invented a sport that is Golf and Rugby combined

http://www.golfcross.co.nz/

More golf related than rugby, but is a fun game

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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2007, 11:07:12 pm »
In sixth form, we invented 10 chair bowling....Simple: -

Line chairs up in 10pin form, Run as fast as you can jump, and see how many you can knock over....

These were big cusion filled chairs to reduce the risk, however there was still many bruises and plenty of cuts.
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2007, 11:51:39 pm »
id like to see  breakdancing at   the olympics.

or a film made about karate breakdancers.....who fight crime ;)

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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2007, 12:02:03 am »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2007, 12:05:36 am »
Orienteering in stilettos
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2007, 12:12:20 am »
Punch Rooney in the face. The basic rules are simple , we corner Rooney then beat the crap out of him. Anyone who knocks him out loses. The aim of the game is to make him bleed or cry.
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2007, 12:13:45 am »
Punch Rooney in the face. The basic rules are simple , we corner Rooney then beat the crap out of him. Anyone who knocks him out loses. The aim of the game is to make him bleed or cry.

That would be the only time I would condone losing.
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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2007, 12:16:22 am »
Inner-city sumo?

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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2007, 12:21:48 am »
monkey tennis ;D

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« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2007, 12:29:49 am »
Fire Hose-Water War: This game is a ruthless version of the kiddy 'water fights' you used to have as kids in the summer, only this time your using hoses used to put out fires with the potential of taking your opponents off their feet and causing them to swallow their own body weight in water in the process. Dont forget your Speedos, when this game hits our streets in Summer 2008!
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2007, 01:02:13 am »
id like to see  breakdancing at   the olympics.

or a film made about karate breakdancers.....who fight crime ;)

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How about underwater football/rugby. Goals are up on the surface of the water, facing the bottom of the pool.  You gotta swim down to the bottom, then release the ball to try and get it to pop above the water surface in the goal. Could use some tweaking on the rules.

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« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2007, 01:51:12 am »
How about underwater football/rugby. Goals are up on the surface of the water, facing the bottom of the pool.  You gotta swim down to the bottom, then release the ball to try and get it to pop above the water surface in the goal. Could use some tweaking on the rules.

Sounds like water polo.

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« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2007, 01:53:38 am »
Sounds like water polo.

I'll go for EXTREME Chess. Every time you lose a piece you get shocked by an electrode.

Underwater and using the buoyancy of the ball to score the goals and pass instead of throwing :P

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« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2007, 01:55:17 am »
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« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2007, 01:55:29 am »
Checkers, but using condoms. Could be a good way to teach kids the plus' of safe sex.
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« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2007, 03:24:21 am »
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« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2007, 07:31:06 am »
Orienteering in stilettos

 ;D

I reckon a whole series of running type events with stilettos would be nice.

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« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2007, 08:12:33 am »
I've always had an idea for a sort of football/golf hybrid. Obviously kicking a football instead of whacking a golf ball with a club, but the principle would be the same, a certain amount of kicks for par. Putting would be interesting, trying to place the ball in the (bigger) hole.

You mean something like this. We have a couple of courses in Sweden and they call it football-golf. Done it twice and its a great laugh when you have a couple of beers with you.
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2007, 02:21:30 pm »
Organised hooliganism.

Book a venue in the city where the big match is to be played.

After the match, the punters pay a nominal amount to get in.

There's an enclosed area with a mesh steel curtain separating the two groups.

Each side has a table and chairs where they can drink as much beer as they like for one hour before the match and curse and shout at the oppo until the curtain is lifted.

Depending on the size of the groups there would be an initial 20 on 20, or 50 on 50 in the case of Millwall, followed by a 10 on 10, then maybe a 5 on 5.

Each hoolie would sign a waiver and receive free medical attention at hospitals that would be paid a premium and be known as the 'Official Hoolie Hospital'.

Admission costs would have to cover short and long term disability plans.
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« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2007, 03:00:08 pm »
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Re: Sports That Dont Exist...That you would like to see
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2007, 04:10:28 pm »
Punch Rooney in the face. The basic rules are simple , we corner Rooney then beat the crap out of him. Anyone who knocks him out loses. The aim of the game is to make him bleed or cry.

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