He surely has to be taking delivery of some private special reserve, sugar-tax-dodging, caffeine-fortified formulation of Irn Bru. Thankfully it’s not on WADA’s list as yet. Much as I hate to give oxygen to any quote from the Portuguese Pulis, he was genuinely spot when, in his final post-match hours before United sacked him, he said “I am still tired just looking at Robertson.”
It’s not all energy and perpetual motion though. That beautifully faded cross in (for Jota’s header) has become a trademark weapon.