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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3320 on: April 4, 2012, 10:58:20 am »
Do you think he's got asthma and we're better of selling him?

Nah he just had two double Sambucas.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3321 on: April 4, 2012, 10:59:40 am »
Footballers shouldn't be fucking breathing at all.

After the weekend as well ? Should be ashamed of himself.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3322 on: April 4, 2012, 01:05:35 pm »
Mr.Ferguson would of been onto Carroll straight away for this.

Just saying.....


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3323 on: April 4, 2012, 02:53:21 pm »
Mr.Ferguson would of been onto Carroll straight away for this.

Just saying.....

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3324 on: April 4, 2012, 03:01:20 pm »
Mr.Ferguson would of been onto Carroll straight away for this.

Just saying.....

Is right, but Paisley, Dalglish and Shankly may not have done - and quite frankly I'd rather use those three as a barometer.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3325 on: April 4, 2012, 03:29:21 pm »
He was also with Flanno and another player from the ressies
They appear to escape the flack
Give the lad a break he is 22 what would you do if had 2 days off


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3326 on: April 4, 2012, 04:06:07 pm »
He was also with Flanno and another player from the ressies
They appear to escape the flack
Give the lad a break he is 22 what would you do if had 2 days off

heading and shooting practice ?   ;) ;D


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3327 on: April 4, 2012, 04:08:45 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3328 on: April 4, 2012, 04:27:04 pm »
Mr.Ferguson would of been onto Carroll straight away for this.

Just saying.....

That c*nt doesn't deserve the "Mr" Title. Simply refer to him as a gin soaked bastard, bacon face, whiskey nose or the boss of the FA.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3329 on: April 4, 2012, 04:41:22 pm »
heading and shooting practice ?   ;) ;D




Piss off you go to work on your days off
Get off his back
He may be able to run faster and jump higher

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3330 on: April 4, 2012, 06:33:08 pm »
Having a drink or two is fine, but getting escorted out for being that drunk isn't.  He needs to sort himself out if he wants to play for us or any other fairly decent team or he'll end up a mediocre Championship player. 

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3331 on: April 4, 2012, 06:38:39 pm »
Having a drink or two is fine, but getting escorted out for being that drunk isn't.  He needs to sort himself out if he wants to play for us or any other fairly decent team or he'll end up a mediocre Championship player. 

he's a 20 odd year old millionaire in a vibrant, city with a bouncing nightlife, shit happens, it wasnt like it was the night before the match.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3332 on: April 4, 2012, 06:46:06 pm »
He may be able to run faster and jump higher

With extra training? Nah, just nail some cleats into these

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3333 on: April 4, 2012, 06:58:38 pm »
Just seen Andy Carroll trying on clothes in Liverpool One, checking himself out in the mirror. Mustn't have liked it as he took it off, threw it on the floor, told the assistant to fuck off and stormed out of the shop half naked.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3334 on: April 4, 2012, 06:59:26 pm »
he's a 20 odd year old millionaire in a vibrant, city with a bouncing nightlife, shit happens, it wasnt like it was the night before the match.
Does he not have training the next day?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3335 on: April 4, 2012, 07:07:12 pm »
Training the next day?
Maybe he didn't have training???

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3336 on: April 4, 2012, 07:10:40 pm »
Andy Carroll spotted breathing in West Derby.



He's always doing that! Time to get rid of the lad.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3337 on: April 5, 2012, 11:31:52 am »
Saw Maxi at Cirque du Soleil in MEN arena last night. Shared a nod. He's really short

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3338 on: April 5, 2012, 11:33:15 am »
Saw Maxi at Cirque du Soleil in MEN arena last night. Shared a nod. He's really short

was he drinking, if so he's a c*nt.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3339 on: April 5, 2012, 11:36:18 am »
they should all smoke instead....look how good Didi became with the help of his ciggies :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3340 on: April 5, 2012, 11:38:56 am »
was he drinking, if so he's a c*nt.

Didn't  really notice mate! He wasn't staggering about and getting lairy, like

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3341 on: April 5, 2012, 11:46:47 am »
Saw Maxi at Cirque du Soleil in MEN arena last night. Shared a nod. He's really short

nodding now is he? fukn not having that. A handshake maybe, a quick glance of the eye's even, but nodding is bang out of order. fukn alcoholic bastard.....

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3342 on: April 5, 2012, 03:22:44 pm »
haha this thread has been funny

but the Carroll thing reminds me of what Wenger first said when he came to Arsenal and how he changed that back line from the AA team into a title winning backline
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3343 on: April 5, 2012, 03:25:33 pm »
they should all smoke instead....look how good Didi became with the help of his ciggies :D
Cole has thrown that right out of the window.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3344 on: April 5, 2012, 05:17:12 pm »
Cole has thrown that right out of the window.

The difference is height.  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3345 on: April 5, 2012, 05:18:49 pm »
Some 23yr old business prick in town on Saturday.  . . . .obscene although more than likely just some big publicity stunt.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/892242-businessman-spends-200-000-on-the-world-s-most-expensive-ever-round

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/306540/Trader-who-blew-200k-on-bar-bill-gets-ticking-off-from-mum-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110477/Cork-blimey-Businessman-splashes-125-000-ONE-bottle-champagne-spends-200-000-single-round-bar.html


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2125142/Alex-Hope-City-whizzkid-spent-150k-bottle-champagne-arrested-financial-fraud.html

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A self-proclaimed financial whizz-kid who shot to notoriety after spending more than £200,000 on drinks in one night has been arrested.

Foreign currency trader Alex Hope, 23, is being held on suspicion of unauthorised trading after the City watchdog alerted police.

Hope racked up the huge bar tab – larger than the value of the average family home – in a Liverpool nightclub last month.

The bill included £125,000 for a giant bottle of champagne.

The raid, by City of London police and authorised by the Financial Services Authority, took place at a property in East London on Tuesday. If charged and found guilty, Hope could face jail.

City rules state that, while Hope is allowed to trade currencies – converting pounds into dollars or euros and vice versa – to make a profit for himself, he must have a licence from the FSA to work on behalf of others.

Such a licence can cost £1,000 a year.

Hope was catapulted into the media spotlight last month thanks to his astonishing drinks bill at the PlayGround nightclub in Liverpool’s Hilton hotel, where he is said to have entertained Wayne Rooney’s wife, Coleen, and Manchester City stars Joe Hart and Adam Johnson.
He spent £125,000 on a double Nebuchadnezzar of Armand de Brignac champagne – the equivalent of 40 ordinary bottles.

It weighed 99lb and had to be carried by two waiters.

The tab also included 40 bottles of Ace of Spades champagne, along with £4,000 worth of Grey Goose vodka.

Along with a 10 per cent service charge of £18,540, the total bill was £203,948.80.

But rather than shy away from publicity, Hope, who had previously been pictured socialising with Desperate Scousewives star Layla Flaherty, revelled in the attention, even  hiring a PR firm to promote himself further.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2125142/Alex-Hope-City-whizzkid-spent-150k-bottle-champagne-arrested-financial-fraud.html#ixzz1rBRFo0jl
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3346 on: April 5, 2012, 06:53:00 pm »
MO spotted dining in Chester on Mothers day, exactly at the same time as the manc's were turning out at Wolves, prompting a thought that there is not much interest in his team mates there and making a lie of the suggestion that MO is likely to make any contribution in the ' title ' run-in.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3347 on: April 15, 2012, 04:00:05 pm »
Just saw the bird that played Mia in Emmerdale until recently on the Northern line on my way to Euston. Fit. As. Fire. Her boyfriend looked like a fucking Neanderthal too, with a big foreheed and nose. 

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3348 on: April 15, 2012, 11:57:58 pm »
Does David Johnson work in some capacity for the Club?

I've seen him outside Wembley on both occasions, in a Club jacket.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3349 on: April 16, 2012, 11:33:15 am »
My Ma n Pa were sitting in some lounge next to Stevie and Martin Kelly and friends at Manc airport this morning. The lads are off to Portugal for a few rounds of golf.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3350 on: April 16, 2012, 12:42:15 pm »
My Ma n Pa were sitting in some lounge next to Stevie and Martin Kelly and friends at Manc airport this morning. The lads are off to Portugal for a few rounds of golf.

What a nice life eh, Dont like the weather?  Ladies booked the tee at Formby Hall?  Never Mind.  You can just pop over to Portugal for a game of golf.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3351 on: April 16, 2012, 12:47:53 pm »
Does David Johnson work in some capacity for the Club?

I've seen him outside Wembley on both occasions, in a Club jacket.

Think I saw David Johnson and Howard Gayle at The Isla Gladstone Conservatory for the Man City game last season, they are part of the hospitality package.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3352 on: April 16, 2012, 12:57:37 pm »
Saw Michael Thomas and his bird ( :roger) outside Wembley on Saturday, not many people probably noticed him cause he was wearing quite a discreet Orange suit !
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3353 on: April 16, 2012, 01:24:11 pm »
My Ma n Pa were sitting in some lounge next to Stevie and Martin Kelly and friends at Manc airport this morning. The lads are off to Portugal for a few rounds of golf.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3354 on: April 16, 2012, 03:35:52 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3355 on: April 16, 2012, 03:37:23 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3356 on: April 16, 2012, 03:44:41 pm »
Sat next to Mark Wright and his Mrs on Saturday.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3357 on: April 16, 2012, 03:45:19 pm »
Sat next to Mark Wright and his Mrs on Saturday.

TOWIE bastard   ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3358 on: April 16, 2012, 07:56:39 pm »
What a nice life eh, Dont like the weather?  Ladies booked the tee at Formby Hall?  Never Mind.  You can just pop over to Portugal for a game of golf.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3359 on: April 16, 2012, 07:58:25 pm »
What a nice life eh, Dont like the weather?  Ladies booked the tee at Formby Hall?  Never Mind.  You can just pop over to Portugal for a game of golf.

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