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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28520 on: January 28, 2024, 11:06:37 pm »
Unlucky, Mo.  Oh well, can't be helped.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28521 on: January 28, 2024, 11:07:37 pm »
Unlucky Mo ( lol )

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28522 on: January 28, 2024, 11:07:46 pm »
Announce Salah’s recovery
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28523 on: January 28, 2024, 11:07:53 pm »
Presume Egypt are gone?
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28524 on: January 28, 2024, 11:07:57 pm »
Mo is back.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28525 on: January 28, 2024, 11:08:04 pm »
7-7 now.

somebody miss ffs.

edit Egypt miss.  DR now ....

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28526 on: January 28, 2024, 11:08:05 pm »
Bloody typical isn’t it. I think a lot of us would have settled for having him back for Arsenal away.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28527 on: January 28, 2024, 11:08:26 pm »
Presume Egypt are gone?

Yes, lost on pens to DRC
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28528 on: January 28, 2024, 11:08:43 pm »
He'll be devastated. Hopefully he can channel the disappointment into ensuring he wins silverware this season with us instead

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28529 on: January 28, 2024, 11:08:54 pm »
7-7 now.

somebody miss ffs.

The keeper missed for Egypt
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28530 on: January 28, 2024, 11:09:09 pm »
I feel for Mo

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28531 on: January 28, 2024, 11:09:13 pm »
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28532 on: January 28, 2024, 11:09:16 pm »

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28533 on: January 28, 2024, 11:09:56 pm »
Bloody typical isn’t it. I think a lot of us would have settled for having him back for Arsenal away.

They may have gone further if he was there

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28534 on: January 28, 2024, 11:11:37 pm »
Well, hopefully he can focus on our campaign now, sad for him, but...

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28535 on: January 28, 2024, 11:11:41 pm »
What's his injury anyway

Egypt docs were saying his arse 😂
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28536 on: January 28, 2024, 11:11:57 pm »
Mo about to be declared fit for the Chelsea match. ;D

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28537 on: January 28, 2024, 11:12:28 pm »
They’ve just done another scan and it was just a cramp so he’ll be back for Chelsea on Wednesday.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28538 on: January 28, 2024, 11:13:03 pm »
They’ve just done another scan and it was just a cramp so he’ll be back for Chelsea on Wednesday.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28539 on: January 28, 2024, 11:13:25 pm »
They’ve just done another scan and it was just a cramp he'd cut himself shaving so he’ll be back for Chelsea on Wednesday.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28540 on: January 28, 2024, 11:15:33 pm »
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28541 on: January 28, 2024, 11:17:38 pm »
Feel bad for Mo. The Egyptian equivalent of our knuckle draggers will hold him responsible, even though he was injured. They probably would have tried throwing him on in extra time.

Between this and knowing the Boss is going, he must feel devastated. Thank fuck it wasn't his penalty miss at least.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28542 on: January 28, 2024, 11:20:26 pm »
Mo about to be declared fit for the Chelsea match. ;D

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28543 on: January 28, 2024, 11:21:24 pm »
What's his injury anyway

Egypt docs were saying his arse 😂

That was just a shit translation. They always said it’s hamstring.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28544 on: January 28, 2024, 11:23:16 pm »
What's his injury anyway

Egypt docs were saying his arse 😂

Wait, Mo cut himself shaving his arse?  :D
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28545 on: January 28, 2024, 11:24:05 pm »
Wait, Mo cut himself shaving his arse?  :D

It's easily done
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28546 on: January 28, 2024, 11:24:43 pm »
Wait, Mo cut himself shaving his arse?  :D
you don't?

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28547 on: January 28, 2024, 11:27:09 pm »
can't wait to have the traitor back fit!

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28548 on: January 28, 2024, 11:27:13 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28549 on: January 28, 2024, 11:29:00 pm »

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28550 on: January 28, 2024, 11:29:04 pm »
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28551 on: January 28, 2024, 11:33:02 pm »
Must admit, I didn't have arse shaving as being the topic on a Mo Salah thread, but here we are!

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28552 on: January 28, 2024, 11:37:38 pm »
Must admit, I didn't have arse shaving as being the topic on a Mo Salah thread, but here we are!


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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28553 on: January 28, 2024, 11:41:42 pm »
fucking hated that game   ;D  still remember Arseshavin's expression .....was nobody, had this game, then disappeared after!

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28555 on: January 28, 2024, 11:45:33 pm »
Is this still right?
Not 100% sure but that looks like it could have been the initial estimated return, before they found out the injury was worse
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28556 on: January 28, 2024, 11:47:08 pm »
fucking hated that game   ;D  still remember Arseshavin's expression .....was nobody, had this game, then disappeared after!

Annoyingly this was the following season.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28557 on: January 28, 2024, 11:48:29 pm »
Glad I blanked that out entirely then!

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28558 on: January 28, 2024, 11:51:02 pm »
The best part of all this is that the keeper who scored the wining penalty is called Lionel Mpasi.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #28559 on: January 29, 2024, 02:46:01 am »
"Can't wait till Mo fucks off as Egypt are a better team without him!"

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