Higuain looks so fat, not that it matters is seems.
Hes not Nick. Dunno who this prick is.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.