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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #160 on: October 5, 2008, 08:29:01 pm »
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #161 on: October 5, 2008, 08:29:21 pm »
I hope he is back soon enough, such a shame that he has planned himself firmly in Rafa's plan and is looking to be a be a quality signing.  Today was proof that the only person who can hurt Martin Skrtel is Martin Skrtel.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #162 on: October 5, 2008, 08:33:12 pm »
Looked nasty, but hopefully not as bad as it first seemed. Get well soon!
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #163 on: October 5, 2008, 08:38:14 pm »
Apparently its a serious one according to offical sources,thats without a scan,hopefully that wont turn out to be the final verdict.

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #164 on: October 5, 2008, 08:41:03 pm »
Apparently its a serious one according to offical sources,thats without a scan,hopefully that wont turn out to be the final verdict.

If there was even a hint of them thinking that,  his knee would be in a brace and he's be on crutches.

If he's walked onto the bus, it will be a mild strain or hyper exstension as I said.

He'll likley miss the internationals and maybe 2 or 3 weeks training.

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #165 on: October 5, 2008, 08:42:15 pm »
SSN reporting twisted knee out for 3 weeks lets hope so hey.

Hurry up back lad.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #166 on: October 5, 2008, 08:42:30 pm »
If there was even a hint of them thinking that,  his knee would be in a brace and he's be on crutches.

If he's walked onto the bus, it will be a mild strain or hyper exstension as I said.

He'll likley miss the internationals and maybe 2 or 3 weeks training.

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #167 on: October 5, 2008, 08:58:00 pm »
He just takes pain so well and doesn't often look hurt which makes me think it's a lot worse than it would be for some othe player looking in the same discomfort.


Like Drogba you mean?  lucky bastard looked like he was going to be out for months and then finds out it may be 4 weeks.  Hope the same goes for Martin.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #168 on: October 5, 2008, 08:58:12 pm »
If there was even a hint of them thinking that,  his knee would be in a brace and he's be on crutches.

If he's walked onto the bus, it will be a mild strain or hyper exstension as I said.

He'll likley miss the internationals and maybe 2 or 3 weeks training.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #169 on: October 5, 2008, 08:58:13 pm »
Liverpool fans are made up on Skrtel. There's no telling them anything bad about the lad as evidenced by today's injury. Most of us really believe he will be playing again in a few games time
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #170 on: October 5, 2008, 09:11:44 pm »
He'll be fine.

Couple weeks.

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #171 on: October 5, 2008, 09:26:04 pm »
Hoping for the best. Anything involving the knee is very scary. Again, hoping for the best, but looked like he sprained his knee. Hope to see him back 3-5 weeks.

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #172 on: October 5, 2008, 09:30:51 pm »
Like someone has already said, if it was serious then he would not be putting weight on it. It would be immobilised and he would be walking on crutches, at least until it is scanned and looked at properly. The fact that he was okay to walk suggests it isnt that bad.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #173 on: October 5, 2008, 09:39:09 pm »
Elisha Scott on YNWA says he walked onto the team bus so it might not be as bad as first feared.


That's good news and reassuring, hope it's just a few weeks.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #174 on: October 5, 2008, 09:46:57 pm »
Im worried if he goes under surgery, the blade will break everytime they try to make an incision.  I hope those doctors know where the eject button on my legs are

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #175 on: October 5, 2008, 10:17:56 pm »
SSN reporting twisted knee out for 3 weeks lets hope so hey.

Hurry up back lad.

That would be a relief. The way they were taking him off the pitch I was fearing far worse...
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #176 on: October 5, 2008, 10:19:31 pm »
SSN reporting twisted knee out for 3 weeks lets hope so hey.

Hurry up back lad.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #177 on: October 5, 2008, 10:24:04 pm »
get well soon Martin son, good though that dAgger is fit...& eager to step up..i really feel we have a much better & stronger squad than at any time with Rafa
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« Reply #178 on: October 5, 2008, 10:32:09 pm »
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #179 on: October 5, 2008, 10:33:39 pm »
Let's hope its not too serious and he can get back to skrtelizing opponents in no time.

I expect he'll be out for months rather than weeks tho..it looked bad.

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« Reply #180 on: October 5, 2008, 10:41:42 pm »
Elisha Scott posted saying Skrtel walked on to the team bus and that they're hopeful it's not as bad as they first feared

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #181 on: October 5, 2008, 10:43:25 pm »
Elisha Scott posted saying Skrtel walked on to the team bus and that they're hopeful it's not as bad as they first feared

good news if true


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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #182 on: October 5, 2008, 10:44:15 pm »
I hope that it's not to serious.

You can't be sure even if he walked away without crutches. It's only after the scan anyone can know for sure.

Players have played on the whole game with a serious knee injury.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #183 on: October 5, 2008, 10:51:59 pm »
He'll be fine.

Couple weeks.

Then, back to cannibalising people.

Naah.

He'll need a good supply of nubile virgins to speed up the healing process.

I thought he was superb again today as well. He looks so scary that I think people are prone to overlooking how tidy he is in possession, and how effective he is bringing it out of defense. I love it that he always looks for the pass first, but unlike his first few weeks a bit of time alongside Carra and he also knows that sometimes the proof is in the hoof. Difference being that Skrtel can actually hoof/pass it long with superb accuracy.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #184 on: October 5, 2008, 11:00:02 pm »
Elisha Scott on YNWA says he walked onto the team bus so it might not be as bad as first feared.

Lets hope so I doubt this is true though

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #185 on: October 5, 2008, 11:07:27 pm »
Looked worse now i've seen it on a clear image rather than a sopcast stream

Btw: His tackle (kung fu kick ;D) on Jo was quite bad
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #186 on: October 5, 2008, 11:16:40 pm »
Looked worse now i've seen it on a clear image rather than a sopcast stream

Btw: His tackle (kung fu kick ;D) on Jo was quite bad

It was a red card tackle. I don't think kung fu is allowed in football but I could be wrong. I will get slated for saying this but that's my opinion and everyone that knows me also know that I won't give our players the benefit of the doubt just because they play for us. 
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #187 on: October 5, 2008, 11:26:35 pm »
Let's hope its not too serious and he can get back to skrtelizing opponents in no time.

I expect he'll be out for months rather than weeks tho..it looked bad.

My saying is catching on, slowly but surely.

His karate kick was pretty naughty but I think he was looking for the ball.

Nobody can say for sure about his knee until the scan comes back, it is a complex piece of kit the knee.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #188 on: October 5, 2008, 11:28:00 pm »
It was a red card tackle. I don't think kung fu is allowed in football but I could be wrong. I will get slated for saying this but that's my opinion and everyone that knows me also know that I won't give our players the benefit of the doubt just because they play for us.

Depends how you see it, he went up to win the ball in the air, didn't even have eyes for Jo, but for some reason he stuck his leg out (maybe to protect himself from getting bumped in the air). I dont really think it was an intentional kick.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he was red carded, had the ref had a clear view.

He had his moments of shakiness today, he's obviously still learning how to judge ariel balls - the same type of error lead to his injury.

Not to devalue his contribution at all, he's a brilliant up and coming defender - but Carra makes him look better than he is. Another season or two and he'll have it perfected I'm sure.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #189 on: October 5, 2008, 11:30:29 pm »
I can't believe he walked onto the team bus, even if it was a knee 'strain' he would have been on crutches.
He was in some pain on the pitch, and the replay showed a fucked-up fall.  If he HAS strained anything it's his cruciate(s) but judging by his reaction it seems more like a tear than a strain.  As for whether he ripped them or tore them completely, well that's another question again.

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« Reply #190 on: October 5, 2008, 11:32:23 pm »
Depends how you see it, he went up to win the ball in the air, didn't even have eyes for Jo, but for some reason he stuck his leg out (maybe to protect himself from getting bumped in the air). I dont really think it was an intentional kick.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he was red carded, had the ref had a clear view.

He had his moments of shakiness today, he's obviously still learning how to judge ariel balls - the same type of error lead to his injury.

On reflection, I totally agree with that assessment of his 'kick', but I think he did really well in the injury incident. Those kinds of bounces are an absolute nightmare to deal with, because if you don't let it bounce, or go for the header to early, then your at huge risk of missing the ball completely and giving the attacker a completely clear run. Having decided that risk was too great, and after some determined play by the attacker to get ahead of him, the recovery tackle itself was absolutely superb, from a hugely difficult position, and one in which he must have known he risking injury by doing what he did.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #191 on: October 5, 2008, 11:33:54 pm »
Def should have been booked for that, especially right after if I'm correct with my timing their player had been sent off.

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #192 on: October 5, 2008, 11:33:56 pm »
Depends how you see it, he went up to win the ball in the air, didn't even have eyes for Jo, but for some reason he stuck his leg out (maybe to protect himself from getting bumped in the air). I dont really think it was an intentional kick.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he was red carded, had the ref had a clear view.

He had his moments of shakiness today, he's obviously still learning how to judge ariel balls - the same type of error lead to his injury.

Fair post. I don't know what he was thinking when he let the ball bounce. He still has a lot to learn as you say but he will learn and get better. In a year or two he will be a top class defender.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #193 on: October 5, 2008, 11:48:41 pm »
hope he's not out for too long. that mid air kung fu kick challenge on Jo was superb and followed it up by gobbing on himself!

been one of our best players since the start of the season and has deservedly been keeping Daniel out but Dan's chance has come sooner than even he probably ecpected it and now he has to grasp the opportunity with both hands (or feet).

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« Reply #194 on: October 5, 2008, 11:50:56 pm »
Hope he isn't too bad buyt its not like Agger doesnt need an excuyse for a start these days. This'll give him a chance to plauy. That cant be too bad a thing. Just hope Skrtel comes back better than ever.
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« Reply #195 on: October 6, 2008, 01:28:12 am »
Whats the betting Rafa starts with Carra and Sami against Wigan? :D

The most painful injuries arent always the worst, so hopefully its only a few weeks.
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« Reply #196 on: October 6, 2008, 01:32:36 am »
Whats the betting Rafa starts with Carra and Sami against Wigan? :D

Why not Agger & Carra? I do worry though because our defence has been great and hopefully with Skrtel out, it will not mean that our spine is weakened

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« Reply #197 on: October 6, 2008, 01:34:37 am »
It was a red card tackle. I don't think kung fu is allowed in football but I could be wrong. I will get slated for saying this but that's my opinion and everyone that knows me also know that I won't give our players the benefit of the doubt just because they play for us. 

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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #198 on: October 6, 2008, 01:41:31 am »
Today was proof that the only person who can hurt Martin Skrtel is Martin Skrtel.

Liked that! Hope he's a good healer though. Haven't really read through the thread but im sure daggers names been mentioned. We're lucky to have that much quality at centre back. Good luck though martin lad.
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Re: The 'Martin Skrtel as a football player' thread.
« Reply #199 on: October 6, 2008, 01:43:47 am »
I thought he had a dangerous game in the derby, too many challanges that could easily have been free kicks, (and a penalty).
He had a fantastic game in possession today, I think he could have helped Arby out more defending but he was solid in his own position, composed on the ball and pushed up through midfield when the space was open for him, exactly what I want from a centre back.
The silver lining to this injury is that Danny Agger has not played well so far this season and he might get the couple of games needed for him to to kick back into form, (and we all want him back to form).

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