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And not that he, or anyone, would be....but I genuinely think he could feel a bit aggrieved at not playing more often sometimes. We know he scores some huge goals from the fringes, but more and more recently he's looked genuinely quality when he's played (not like the CL Final where he was woeful and then scored the clincher :D)

I think he'll play a lot at Milan. They generally play 4-2-3-1 and have Giroud, Zlatan who are both 35+, Rebic who prefers to play on the left and Leao who's being used on the left. I think Div will slot right in and score plenty of goals there.

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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart Divock is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!

You can really see how he starts getting pissed off with the director bossing Ox and the "fan" around and then when he tries to get up and the director says "No Divock, stay" he just decides "Fuck it, I'm telling this guy where to put his attitude".

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Why do I recognise the fan, is he famous?
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Why do I recognise the fan, is he famous?

Adam Rowe.


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who?

he’s a comedian and podcaster and a huuuuuuge Reds fan.

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Divock Origi. I salute you, Sir.

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Adam Rowe.

Ahh he did the Nationwide adverts too.

Ta. 
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Hope were up 2 or 3 nill and he gets a good run out and send off

Such a humbe guy that never moaned, never complained and always gave his all when called upon.

Gave us some unforgettable memories for the rest of our lives

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Crazy that he is only 27 btw, long career ahead of him still. Going from one European Giant to another as well.

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He is a modern legend.

As has been said, worth more to us than a Torres or Suarez. We are where we are in part because of his critical contribution.  He made the difference; THE player who dragged us over the line in so many crucial games.

Not many players can make the boast. And although it's all about the team, Divock has brought us a unique and very special kind of joy.

I hope he reads this thread some day. Well, at least the stuff from 18-19 onwards 😁
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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart Divock is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!

That's great from Divock, thanks for posting that. Pretty gutted that he's leaving, but what a mark he's left on this club, his legendary moments to matches ratio is mad :) What a guy!
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What a guy! I'm not at all an emotional person but I may shed a tear on when he goes, hope he gets on the pitch one last time.

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I heard that last night's celebration across the park was actually in honour of Divock moving on.
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Sad to think that if it were not for Sheffield United blocking 5 substitutes he would certainly have played more games this season and triggered a 1 year extension in his contact.

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Absolute definition of a cult hero

Never got the minutes but he always got the moments

Good luck big Div

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Absolute definition of a cult hero

Never got the minutes but he always got the moments

Good luck big Div
Exactly. Some players could play 12 season and 300 games without making close to his imprint in the history books.
Milan sounds like a great move for him too.

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I heard that last night's celebration across the park was actually in honour of Divock moving on.

That would make more sense to be honest.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Someone needs to make that video: footage of some Sky head saying 'Divock Origi has agreed to join Milan and wil be leaving Liverpool this summer" followed by the Ev pitch invasion and celebrations.  ;D
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I think the thread tile should be changed to simply:

Divock Origi: Legend

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What a guy! I'm not at all an emotional person but I may shed a tear on when he goes, hope he gets on the pitch one last time.

I may shed a tear too to be honest.

His story would make a great movie. From a kid who was racially abused to Champion League winner and cult hero of the greatest club in the world.
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It is extraordinarily difficult to find a player who could make a similar contribution like Div, he will be missed immensely. He is near his prime and knows that he can develop further, so being a permanent sub has its limited appeal.

Good luck in the future and thank you, Div, for the wonderful memories and the trophies you helped us win. Oh, and for the best goal of all times!
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Cult hero *and* Liverpool Legend.

His contributions to our trophies have been essential. He's the man to score vital goals when we need them.

I'll miss him. I hope he does great in Italy.

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Oh, and for the best goal of all times!

You say that, and I don't even know which one you mean - the one against Everton or the one against Barcelona. Which clearly shows he scored the best two goals of all time. ;D

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You say that, and I don't even know which one you mean - the one against Everton or the one against Barcelona. Which clearly shows he scored the best two goals of all time. ;D
I stand corrected!
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I cannot be alone in thinking if Div will play a part in a crucial win tomorrow.
From a personal perspective, 4/12/21 will be always stamped in my memory as my dad passed away after a long illness,peaceful but with Liverpool on his mind. I had played to him Klopp's pre match interview and reminded him how well we were playing. As he lay in the room next door, Origi got that winner at Wolves and there were cheers and fist pumps inbetween the tears.
I would take exactly the same tomorrow.
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Never got the minutes but he always got the moments

That absolutely nails it!

Have a gut feeling he has one more “moment” to leave us with, hope so.
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I cannot be alone in thinking if Div will play a part in a crucial win tomorrow.


Are we loaning him to Villa for the day? ;D
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I think the thread tile should be changed to simply:

Divock Origi: Legend
That subject heading format is being saved for when you leave/get banned.

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Funny the thread title is mentioned cos I think the title perfectly represents an essence of Origi and his episodic greatness. The boastful mythology of a player that seemingly disappears, then appears, and defies, simply defies.

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The story isn't done yet ...

COME ON DIVOCK!!!!!!
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It’s easily forgotten how fucking good he was going to be before that mongrel c*nt from Everton did him in.

But. Arguably the career he ended up having was better. His individual stats would’ve been better (he’d deffo have made the 100 club, and certainly had a better international career) - but footballs about moments. You could easily make the argument he’s made more ‘moments’ for the club than the likes of Owen, Fowler, Torres etc. What a man.

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Just one more legendary moment please Divock.

Actually, make that two ;D
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Just one more legendary moment please Divock.

Actually, make that two ;D
If we get two we should put in a statue for real.

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I think the thread tile should be changed to simply:

Divock Origi: Legend
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If we get two we should put in a statue for real.
Why Real? He's going to Milan.
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I cannot be alone in thinking if Div will play a part in a crucial win tomorrow.
From a personal perspective, 4/12/21 will be always stamped in my memory as my dad passed away after a long illness,peaceful but with Liverpool on his mind. I had played to him Klopp's pre match interview and reminded him how well we were playing. As he lay in the room next door, Origi got that winner at Wolves and there were cheers and fist pumps inbetween the tears.
I would take exactly the same tomorrow.
Mate, that's sad and lovely at the same time

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His trajectory was due to be high but for that disgusting challenge by that Everton bum Mori. Still one of my favourite finishers of all time. Will miss you Origi, best of luck in a team with good tradition.

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Hope he gets a guard of honour, he deserves it.

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He’s a legend. Wonder where he fits in the list of legends on games played and goals scored

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Absolute definition of a cult hero

Never got the minutes but he always got the moments

Good luck big Div

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