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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4160 on: March 25, 2019, 10:13:11 pm »
HAHA FUCKINGHELL

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4161 on: March 25, 2019, 10:24:51 pm »
"That's the exact same question she just asked you"

The scenes with Ruth Duggan are great!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4162 on: March 25, 2019, 10:29:10 pm »
Watching him struggle to not mansplain the petrol in a turbo-charger bit was a real highlight. As soon as she said it his face freezes and you can see him desperately wanting to correct her but knowing that he shouldn't.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4163 on: March 25, 2019, 10:50:47 pm »
Bleeping out Country  ;D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4164 on: March 25, 2019, 10:56:11 pm »
Oh god I just remembered the bit with Lynn:

"I don't want my hair to look like a cross between Margaret Thatcher's and a brown cloud" :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4165 on: March 26, 2019, 08:18:30 am »
"That redhead whose backside I slapped... don't worry, that was a shaved boy in a wig."

"The palace of Westminster may be the mother of parliaments, but she's seen better days, worn out by the 600 members inside her."

Some of his reaction shots to things this week were priceless!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4166 on: March 26, 2019, 08:47:03 am »
The opening credits did it for me with the receptionist edit. The more bullish he gets, the more we get to see of his horrendous empty life. :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4167 on: March 26, 2019, 09:16:21 am »
I don’t even know if whales have necks :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4168 on: March 26, 2019, 09:57:24 am »
Alan's face when Simon says "lovely stuff"
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4169 on: March 26, 2019, 10:59:46 am »
Pure genius last night, I struggle to get past the opening theme when he does that little dance with his hands in his back pockets - have to keep rewinding to watch it again and again.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4170 on: March 26, 2019, 11:24:15 am »
Must be the big kid in me...but can't stop laughing at those swollen lips, you knew it was coming, and you knew they would be ridiculous but when he revealed them I just pissed myself laughing!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4171 on: March 26, 2019, 11:27:11 am »
The BBC receptionist is now smiling in the credits - Alan’s power grows!  ;D

Haha is that meant to reflect she now likes him, or is it just meant to be them fixing the ‘error’ of her looking a bit moody in the earlier version? Hard not to over analyse everything!

As said, his little reactions are priceless. Particularly enjoyed the boy who’s bottom he patted saying “Byr Alan” in a slightly overly friendly way which he responded to as them kind of stopped himself as you could see him thinking if that gave the wrong idea to people. I think!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4172 on: March 26, 2019, 11:53:00 am »
His exchange with Ruth Duggan was hilarious.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4173 on: March 26, 2019, 12:00:06 pm »
Haha is that meant to reflect she now likes him, or is it just meant to be them fixing the ‘error’ of her looking a bit moody in the earlier version? Hard not to over analyse everything!

They've taken out the 'whiteboards and markers in glass rooms' bits too haven't they? It changes a wee bit every couple of shows :)
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4174 on: March 26, 2019, 12:19:36 pm »
As said, his little reactions are priceless. Particularly enjoyed the boy who’s bottom he patted saying “Byr Alan” in a slightly overly friendly way which he responded to as them kind of stopped himself as you could see him thinking if that gave the wrong idea to people. I think!

Callback to Alan's ongoing fascination/confused feelings about ladyboys I reckon
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4175 on: March 26, 2019, 12:21:41 pm »
Callback to Alan's ongoing fascination/confused feelings about lady-boys I reckon

Fascinating creatures though.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4176 on: March 26, 2019, 12:23:13 pm »
I hope he completely DESTROYS Ruth Duggan next week
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4177 on: March 26, 2019, 02:22:31 pm »
...clantily scad beauties.
...spruce or spunk up an opening.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4178 on: March 26, 2019, 03:11:06 pm »
Fascinating creatures though.

He doesn't find them attractive, it's just confusing.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4180 on: March 26, 2019, 04:58:18 pm »
Great episode. Beard splitter and Arse opener were particular highlights   :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4181 on: March 26, 2019, 05:36:34 pm »
"Love women.......couldn't eat a whole one though"

hahahahahaha

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4182 on: March 26, 2019, 05:37:49 pm »
What was that other comment when that woman was talking.....

"I'm deeply sorry to say this but I was miles away"

Hahaha

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4183 on: March 26, 2019, 07:42:07 pm »
 so, no youtubers played his swearing fit the 'right' way yet?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4184 on: March 26, 2019, 08:05:01 pm »
"I wouldn't feel you unless I was your doctor or your boyfriend"

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This show is so clever. I've made a point of watching each episode at least twice, it's so easy to miss things.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4186 on: March 27, 2019, 09:13:09 pm »
Clantily scad

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4187 on: March 28, 2019, 01:04:55 am »
I hope he completely DESTROYS Ruth Duggan next week

The long-running duel with Ruth is the only thing I haven't really been a fan of on this show. I think it works in one episode or two at most but I feel like the joke's becoming repetitive now. 
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4188 on: March 28, 2019, 06:56:53 am »
The long-running duel with Ruth is the only thing I haven't really been a fan of on this show. I think it works in one episode or two at most but I feel like the joke's becoming repetitive now. 

I liked that Alan is starting to get frustrated with it now. Before he was just politely taking it but now he looks like he's ready to fight back. Its evolving with the show just like Alan is.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4189 on: April 1, 2019, 07:33:08 pm »
"See you later Alan"

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4190 on: April 1, 2019, 09:45:52 pm »
When he was talking to that copper I was just saying "Carr. Bill Carr. King Road. 8 King Road. Ipswich".

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4191 on: April 1, 2019, 09:50:25 pm »
the cringe in this one really is strong.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4192 on: April 1, 2019, 10:00:50 pm »
Outstanding. 10 on 10.

The sleep section was peak partridge
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4193 on: April 1, 2019, 10:02:33 pm »
That sleep section :lmao

The MMM style phone-in :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4194 on: April 1, 2019, 10:29:18 pm »
Was the Ukrainian woman he was helping get back on her feet his old flame Sonja?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4195 on: April 1, 2019, 10:36:10 pm »
Went out with a whimper
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4196 on: April 1, 2019, 10:38:09 pm »
Went out with a whimper

What?!

There were so many funny bits in that, it needs rewatching

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4197 on: April 1, 2019, 10:43:02 pm »
The fashion section and the sleep section were amazing.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4198 on: April 1, 2019, 10:53:39 pm »
Went out with a whimper

Not the best episode, some good bits but not really attention holding.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #4199 on: April 1, 2019, 11:07:03 pm »
"Tommy, join me at the lady..."

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