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Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« on: December 10, 2017, 03:02:52 pm »
Nothing happened for 40 minutes and then Salah pops up with that :D

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:02 pm »
Nice pace goal.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:11 pm »
What a fucking goal by Salah...
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:17 pm »
What a goal!

Mane should have passed and we should be 2 up

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:21 pm »
Should be 2 up
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:25 pm »
Unbelievable from Salah.

Unbelievable from Mane.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:25 pm »
I know it's greedy, but should be 2.

Bus well broken down.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:26 pm »
Sadio you greedy bastard! ;D
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:28 pm »
Going to plan

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:29 pm »
Why didn’t Mane pass?! It would be 2-0. We’ve been dominant without the goals to show for it
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:33 pm »
everton are dog shit

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:33 pm »
Get in. Mane needed to square it (in hindsight  :P )

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:33 pm »
Should be 2. Pass it Mane man
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:36 pm »
Salah what a fucking player, signing of the season in Europe. He is making a case for Ballon D'or.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:38 pm »
Pure Dalglish!
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:40 pm »
Deserved to go in at half time in the lead, and Salah yet again with another beauty of a goal!

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:42 pm »
Should be 2, but that goal has destroyed Sam's plan. They'll either try to hold it to 1, or come out looking for the equalizer. That's when we're get two more :D
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:45 pm »
Much as expected, started to worry we wouldn’t break them down. What is Mane doing at the end? Has to square it. Really impressed with the full backs.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:48 pm »
Great goal, Salah.

Sadio... well.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:48 pm »
Grrrr! Should be 2 up. Why didn't you square it Sadio??

Let's kill them off early doors after the break.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:51 pm »
Should be beaming here, instead I’m furious at Mane’s selfishness.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:51 pm »
What a goal, totally dominating possession and should have been 2, if Mané squares it!
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:51 pm »
Everton are dump

Long ball after long ball, either out for a goal kick or throw in.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:52 pm »
1-0 to the Egyptian God.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:53 pm »
I fucking love Mo Salah.

Mane.... get your head up la
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2017, 03:03:56 pm »
Idiotic Mane!
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:00 pm »
Football 1 double decker bus 0.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:02 pm »
Do strength goals count?

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:05 pm »
Unbelievable from Salah.

Unbelievable from Mane.
Well summed up.  ;D

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:08 pm »
Great to be ahead at half time, we weren't looking really good

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:09 pm »
Suarezesque goal
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:12 pm »
Wow! What a finish,


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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:12 pm »
What a fucking goal but we should be out of sight, Mane has to pass it there.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:14 pm »
Love that fucking greed, that’s what makes him a beast

Salah though, goodness me.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:14 pm »
School of science

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:17 pm »
Salah you absolute beast

Love Mane but i cant believe what i've just witnessed

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:18 pm »
What's Everton's formation? 5-5-0?

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:20 pm »
I'm sorry but that was fucking appalling by Mane, ridiculously selfish.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:20 pm »
Mane at the end there was screaming to square it. Been a tough game for Solanke and not much good service but he’s put himself about.

Everton have been beyond pathetic.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Everton
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:22 pm »
Fucking hell, Sadio. Pass it for a tap in please.