I bet Souness even lays into his family for disappointing Christmas gifts doesn't he? Jesus wept what a depressing, negative bastard.
He can be so daft.
But he is one of 5 players/coaches to score in a win in a Merseyside Derby (no FA CUP or League Cup matches) and coach a team to a win for that same team.
For the Reds
1. Kenny Dalglish won 9 Merseyside Derbies and scored twice in 3-1 win
2. Graeme Souness scored once and got a win
For the Blue
3. Howard Kendall won 6 MD as a coach and scored once
4. Joe Royle
5. Colin Harvey
Cheers