Finished at the age of 26. The Mike Tyson of football.
Atsuuuuuuuu2-1 Toon
Crosby Nick never fails.
Bless you.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
Does Shelvey know how to take a corner.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
. . . . . . are we 45 minutes away from being back?
Beaten to it by 3 seconds. Devastating!
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
That's it. I'm no longer fit for purpose. Goodnight sweet Rawk.
No, don't go yet, at least stay till the end of the match and then you can type out how fab and groovy it is to have the Toon back playing with the big boys next season
Hahahahaha, daft c*nt, thank you very much.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR
Get the benny hill music on