Topic: I'm a deluded bellend, we're going to win the league!

[smutchin]

My delusion is faltering, I'm close to conceding defeat. But on a brighter note I'm still a bellend.

Same here - still deluded, still a bellend.

YNWA!

[Crosby Nick]

Bellends of the world unite.

[Kashinoda]

"Our enemies are all around us, and in so many futures they prevail. But I do see a way, there is a narrow way through."

[Keith Lard]

Same here - still deluded, still a bellend.

YNWA!

Lmao that’s the spirit boys 😂😂

I can confirm I am also still thoroughly deluded and thoroughly a bell end too 💪

[kermit^^]

On top of being a deluded bellend, I'm also losing hair after every game. Guess I'll look like our new manager by end of the season. 

Can we get some of our players to join here. 

[supaerheraw]

"Our enemies are all around us, and in so many futures they prevail. But I do see a way, there is a narrow way through."

Opta gives us 2.7% chance of winning it. A narrow path indeed, Timothée. Nevertheless, giving up is for loosers.

[Jwils21]

We promote Jayden Danns to the first team and he hits a hat trick in every game. 86 points.

Arsenal only get a point from the games v Spurs and United and win the other 2. 84 points.

City have 10 points deducted for each charge and are catapulted down the leagues on minus 1077 points. Their final day clash with West Ham is now a trip to the Apec Taxis stadium to face Runcorn Linnets. Everyone in the club goes into complete meltdown, Pep is last seen off his tits crawling round the streets of Manchester with Liam Gallagher and Shaun Ryder, trying to find the Hacienda. He has no idea it was demolished in 2002 and the other two are too off it to care. Erling Haaland is offered a role as Gail Platt’s estranged Norwegian son on Coronation Street. Phil Foden gets a job in JD Sports. Kevin De Bruyne buys out his contract and fulfills a lifelong dream of dropping inch perfect crosses onto the head of Jayden Danns. Kyle Walker retires to spend a quiet life with his assorted families.

Libpool libpool top of the league.

[kermit^^]

We promote Jayden Danns to the first team and he hits a hat trick in every game. 86 points.

Arsenal only get a point from the games v Spurs and United and win the other 2. 84 points.

City have 10 points deducted for each charge and are catapulted down the leagues on minus 1077 points. Their final day clash with West Ham is now a trip to the Apec Taxis stadium to face Runcorn Linnets. Everyone in the club goes into complete meltdown, Pep is last seen off his tits crawling round the streets of Manchester with Liam Gallagher and Shaun Ryder, trying to find the Hacienda. He has no idea it was demolished in 2002 and the other two are too off it to care. Erling Haaland is offered a role as Gail Platt’s estranged Norwegian son on Coronation Street. Phil Foden gets a job in JD Sports. Kevin De Bruyne buys out his contract and fulfills a lifelong dream of dropping inch perfect crosses onto the head of Jayden Danns. Kyle Walker retires to spend a quiet life with his assorted families.

Libpool libpool top of the league.

That's way beyond delusional, treading into cuckoo-land!

[Kashinoda]

City
Lose at Brighton
Lose at Tottehham

Arsenal
Lose at Tottenham
Draw at United

We scrape every game and sort of just fall into the title.

🤔

Faint dreams aside, can see us being within contention on the final day, but it's bankers at home for everyone.

[smutchin]

Lmao that’s the spirit boys 😂😂

Frankly, it's a lot more fun than getting involved in pointless heated arguments about Nunez.

I've never been one to pin my hopes on other teams doing us favours so I won't be getting angsty about Brighton tonight either. Such a waste of energy.

Just going to keep dreaming while it's still mathematically possible! 

[Kashinoda]

City
Lose at Brighton
Lose at Fulham? 
Lose at Tottehham

Arsenal
Lose at Tottenham
Draw at United

We scrape every game and sort of just fall into the title.

🤔

Faint dreams aside, can see us being within contention on the final day, but it's bankers at home for everyone.

[G1-tiga]

Frankly, it's a lot more fun than getting involved in pointless heated arguments about Nunez.

I've never been one to pin my hopes on other teams doing us favours so I won't be getting angsty about Brighton tonight either. Such a waste of energy.

Just going to keep dreaming while it's still mathematically possible! 

Yeah.

The Everton one is a sickener and it's taken me 24 hours to get over (Not completely over it) but it is still possible. Jurgen always says you should try.

It's unlikely, but no point giving up just yet. Let's see where we are on game 36.

[fridgepants]

If we all shout 'shooooooot' loud enough maybe Joey G's goal kick will get sucked right into the net, providing the decisive winner against Wolves, 90+8

[jillcwhomever]

Klopp: "I'm not in the mood to give up and wave a white flag."

If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me. 

[Crosby Nick]

Klopp: "I'm not in the mood to give up and wave a white flag."

If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me. 

Sounds a bit dodgy.

[zabadoh]

We're going to win the League!
We're going to win the League!

 

Bellend?  Yes!
Deluded? Yes!

[duvva 💅]

Sounds a bit dodgy.

You never miss a beat do ya

It’s bizarre that if we win tomorrow we’ll be joint top again, but still feel out of the title race

Or maybe not… as I’m a deluded bell end

[smutchin]

Still mathematically possible… 

[jillcwhomever]

Still mathematically possible… 

 

[Cracking Left Foot]

Ok, I'll say this now and risk looking very silly.

Spurs will be kingmakers this year and beat City. And we'll win our final 6.

I may be a deluded bellend but I'm not throwing the towel in yet. Couple of twists to come I think.

Turns out I can file this prediction next to my “we’re never going to vote to leave Europe that would be insane” and “come on, Trump’s not going to be President” predictions. Should have learned by now

[darragh85]

both Arsenal and City to lose all remaining games. i called it.

[Kashinoda]

I'm chexking out guys but good luck.

[Crosby Nick]

[andy07]

both Arsenal and City to lose all remaining games. i called it.

Can’t see that happening, think one of them will get a draw somewhere, probably City against West Ham.  Think Fulham and Spurs will have too much for City, with Utd and Everton being too strong for Arsenal.

[terry_macss_perm]

Can’t see that happening, think one of them will get a draw somewhere, probably City against West Ham.  Think Fulham and Spurs will have too much for City, with Utd and Everton being too strong for Arsenal.

Can easily see Everton doing us a favour against Arsenal.

[darragh85]

Can’t see that happening, think one of them will get a draw somewhere, probably City against West Ham.  Think Fulham and Spurs will have too much for City, with Utd and Everton being too strong for Arsenal.

sorry to break it to you but City beat Wolves 5 1 yesterday evening.

[andy07]

sorry to break it to you but City beat Wolves 5 1 yesterday evening.

Yes it is West Ham where they scramble a point.

[WestieRed]

I think we’re still in the box seat - as long as the others lose all their games! 

[Keith Lard]

Still on bell ends

[Fromola]

It'd be a hopeless task even had we beat Everton and West Ham, as we'd be sat waiting for United or Everton to do us a favour against Arsenal and pigs would fly first.

Although watch Spurs go out and win Arsenal the league now by turning City over.

Good to go into the penultimate weekend mathematically in the race though and without the hopeless wait for someone else to slip up.

[Bobinhood]

I'l tell you, they went down in my estimation when they cheated for a decade and ran Wenger out of town crying. Theyve still got to go get something from ManEvFullTottHammers and ill tell you, i will Luv it if we beat them. Luv it!

[deanloco9]

I know it's very unlikely to happen but IF we won it from here would it potentially be the greatest sporting achievement and shock of all time?