Author Topic: The Marital Sex thread... (Read 175986 times)

forrest1980 · « **Reply #1120 on:** February 1, 2012, 08:18:07 pm »

Quote from: buzzing on February 1, 2012, 08:00:06 pm

fyi - Munging is the new buzzword in my office

I just googled "Munging".......holy shit, we are one fucked up race but found it quite funny !!! lol

forrest1980 · « **Reply #1121 on:** February 1, 2012, 08:50:01 pm »

Went back to page 25 and was telling my brother about the PDF and Billy The Kid situation......really felt I should have had popcorn reading that, funny as....classic thread....ONLY on RAWK : )

Maggie May · « **Reply #1122 on:** February 1, 2012, 11:01:43 pm »

Quote from: buzzing on February 1, 2012, 08:00:06 pm

fyi - Munging is the new buzzword in my office

You need to have a care regarding this, given its potential offence to the sexual orientation of your workforce. It is all very well for the hetros to wholeheartedly embrace the concept should they so desire, and the crossies and transies partially so to do (given that they bat for both sides, faff about and can never decide what side to come down on anyway - ffrarr ffrar), but where, I ask, does this leave the poor arse bandits among you? Sexual discriminated against that's what. Disgusting.

Welshred · « **Reply #1123 on:** February 1, 2012, 11:50:43 pm »

Quote from: buzzing on February 1, 2012, 08:00:06 pm

fyi - Munging is the new buzzword in my office

Why? Why would you go into your place of work and say "guess what I found out today?!" and then forward them to munging? Why would you inflict that on other people?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1124 on:** February 2, 2012, 08:58:09 am »

Has anyone ever experienced a flaming master falcon grip?

If you can convince your bird to do it to you then she's deffo worth hanging on to.

NatD · « **Reply #1125 on:** February 2, 2012, 09:10:59 am »

Billy The Kid, just catching up with the thread. Cracks me up about the email - I once sent a txt to the Female HR Manager asking her where the Fcuk she was and referring to her as a Bitch! Obviously it was meant to go to one of the lads (Shane / Sarah) but explaining to her why I called one of my mates a Bitch was a struggle!

However, if you are still risking sending the PDF I wouldn't mind a copy too??

Corkboy · « **Reply #1126 on:** February 2, 2012, 10:14:35 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 2, 2012, 08:58:09 am

Has anyone ever experienced a flaming master falcon grip?

Googled.

I see.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #1127 on:** February 2, 2012, 10:15:53 am »

bit worried about this falcon grip

Welshred · « **Reply #1128 on:** February 2, 2012, 10:25:00 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 2, 2012, 08:58:09 am

Has anyone ever experienced a flaming master falcon grip?

If you can convince your bird to do it to you then she's deffo worth hanging on to.

I'd be worried by anyone who could fit their own hands up there to be honest

stevedo · « **Reply #1129 on:** February 2, 2012, 10:50:06 am »

Small fingers needed presumably. Or.....?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1130 on:** February 2, 2012, 06:10:29 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on February 2, 2012, 10:14:35 am

Googled.

I see.

I think the urban dictionary explanation is wrong. I just double checked it to see

According to that, you go in her front door, and her fingers go in her back door

I do it the other way around. I go in the back, and she does the falcon grip from the front, if you know what I mean

Or maybe my way is the reverse master flaming falcon grip? Either way, its still pretty cool

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1131 on:** February 2, 2012, 06:14:45 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on February 2, 2012, 10:15:53 am

bit worried about this falcon grip

Why?

stevedo · « **Reply #1132 on:** February 4, 2012, 08:04:40 pm »

Quote from: danny boy the red on February 4, 2012, 07:55:08 pm

Just a quickie to say I put the first 50 pages of the PDF to the test today and it was a startling success.

I must admit to being slightly cynical about any kind of DYI sex literature, but this yoke is very easy to read and has quite a pleasant tone to it, so the boring stuff doesn't grate so much.

Anyway started off with bit of a rub then moved towards me going down on her, this went well but it was phase two where the PDF comes into it's own.

The bleeding G- Spot!

I didn't even believe it existed to be honest. I just thought it was something bitchy ex - girfriends made up so they could send you horrible texts after the fact, telling how you haven't got a clue what or where it is?

I got an unreal reaction off my missus from it, she actually came through a complete fit of giggles.

As this was happening I thought to myself " ah what a load of balls, this is some kind of joke" as she was laughing her arse off, and I was trying to concentrate even more. It was only when she stopped laughing I glanced at her face and and was completely blissed out expression and was given a resounding endorsement.

Just to make sure it wasn't a complete fluke we went for seconds and again got the exact same reaction, loads of giggles, which broke into a laugh which then cleared away to a few moments of afterglow.

Bearing in mind this was my first attempt with the aid of "the PDF" I have to say it was bloody great.

For those who have a copy, I can't recommend enough about giving it a go.

Billy the Kid you are a fucking legend!

Sounds like a result! Did you have it printed off next to you for a reference?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1133 on:** February 4, 2012, 08:13:59 pm »

It's pleasing to know that every time you all go down on your wives/girlfriends from now on, you'll be thinking of me

Happy head giving my good sirs, give her a lick for me

By the way Danny, did you try out the "alphabet technique" yet? Or have you read that far yet?

firing squad · « **Reply #1134 on:** February 4, 2012, 08:15:45 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on September 17, 2011, 01:19:42 am

Why do women want this 'love' all the time. Im sorry, I have deep rooted mental and emotional issues. I have to bang the shit out of you or sit in a dark room self harming listening to Radiohead.

genious.

danny boy the red · « **Reply #1135 on:** February 4, 2012, 08:20:13 pm »

Quote from: stevedo on February 4, 2012, 08:04:40 pm

Sounds like a result! Did you have it printed off next to you for a reference?

Unfortunately I didn't and I forgot a couple of the steps I had planned on implementing, but sure never mind.

It's actually a tricky enough one for me to actually read at the moment as I can only read it online and I've been mainly browsing it in work, when I do the evening shift I'm in an office by myself and I don't have to worry about the prying eyes of supervisors and colleagues.

I'm really starting to see the advantages of e-readers now.

danny boy the red · « **Reply #1136 on:** February 4, 2012, 08:24:30 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 4, 2012, 08:13:59 pm

It's pleasing to know that every time you all go down on your wives/girlfriends from now on, you'll be thinking of me

Happy head giving my good sirs, give her a lick for me

By the way Danny, did you try out the "alphabet technique" yet? Or have you read that far yet?

No mate not yet, not that I can remember anyway, I've literally just got to past the "callibration" and "blending orgasms" bit.

Should I/she be looking forward to that?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1137 on:** February 4, 2012, 09:01:08 pm »

Quote from: danny boy the red on February 4, 2012, 08:24:30 pm

Should I/she be looking forward to that?

Its all ahead of you mate

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #1138 on:** February 4, 2012, 09:23:48 pm »

The PDF i have is only 18 pages. Is there a different one?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1139 on:** February 5, 2012, 01:55:17 am »

Quote from: cflyenraB on February 4, 2012, 09:23:48 pm

The PDF i have is only 18 pages. Is there a different one?

Theres 2 of them

The main one is about 50 odd pages

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #1140 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:11:06 am »

Is there a PDF on something similar for achieving ultimate satisfaction on someone that isn't someone else?

I ask because my cousin isn't married and doesn't get a lot of action.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1141 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:13:50 am »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 5, 2012, 02:11:06 am

Is there a PDF on something similar for achieving ultimate satisfaction on someone that isn't someone else?

I ask because my cousin isn't married and doesn't get a lot of action.

What does that even mean? I haven't got a clue what you're asking

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #1142 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:18:04 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 5, 2012, 02:13:50 am

What does that even mean? I haven't got a clue what you're asking

Someone, who isn't someone else...ie yourself.

Haha, never mind it was a wank joke. Seriously though, I've got a second date on Tuesday. Any chance I can get the PDF? I'm feeling lucky.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #1143 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:19:58 am »

I reckon he means his mate pulls the plums off himself all day

Edit. Seems he was

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1144 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:21:15 am »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 5, 2012, 02:18:04 am

Seriously though, I've got a second date on Tuesday. Any chance I can get the PDF? I'm feeling lucky.

To acquire the sacred text you must first answer me these questions 3:

1. What is your name?

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #1145 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:43:03 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 5, 2012, 02:21:15 am

To acquire the sacred text you must first answer me these questions 3:

1. What is your name?

Robin van Persie. I score a lot. Don't believe what the other kids say.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1146 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:49:37 am »

2. What is your quest?

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #1147 on:** February 5, 2012, 02:53:12 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 5, 2012, 02:49:37 am

2. What is your quest?

To get this fabled PDF.

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1148 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:01:27 am »

3. What is your favorite colour?

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #1149 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:03:23 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 5, 2012, 03:01:27 am

3. What is your favorite colour?

Pink.

rodderzzz · « **Reply #1150 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:04:34 am »

haha, quality thread I am unashamedly asking for the PDF also! haven't got a fuckin clue what im doing! hahaha

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #1151 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:05:29 am »

Bloody hell Billy, I will have a spare thought of you while I get some of that things in the pdf!!!! never thought of that... flippin hell

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1152 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:10:41 am »

Quote from: Matt8Pie on February 5, 2012, 03:03:23 am

Pink.

PM me your email then

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1153 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:12:13 am »

Quote from: Lady_Brandybuck on February 5, 2012, 03:05:29 am

Bloody hell Billy, I will have a spare thought of you while I get some of that things in the pdf!!!! never thought of that... flippin hell

What do you mean?

rushyman · « **Reply #1154 on:** February 5, 2012, 03:28:40 am »

Anyone heard of 'The Spiderman' and if so would your wife let you do it?

ryatnalkar · « **Reply #1155 on:** February 5, 2012, 05:54:25 am »

Quote from: rushyman on February 5, 2012, 03:28:40 am

Anyone heard of 'The Spiderman' and if so would your wife let you do it?

Well, you can always use the excuse I was drunk/ my bad/it was an accident. Personally, I don't want to do something that will spoil my next morning/s coffee/tea.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #1156 on:** February 5, 2012, 08:12:30 am »

Quote from: rushyman on February 5, 2012, 03:28:40 am

Anyone heard of 'The Spiderman' and if so would your wife let you do it?

Oh yes

They dont like it though. And a PDF? You need instructions?? Whatever happened to experimenting you useless tools. If you like ill come over and show you a few things hehehe.

Slightly Less Mediocre Baron Bennekov · « **Reply #1157 on:** February 5, 2012, 09:49:02 am »

Oh fuck. Carl is back!

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #1158 on:** February 5, 2012, 10:17:50 am »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on February 5, 2012, 03:12:13 am

What do you mean?

You on the drink last night Bill? She means the next time someone is licking her box, she'll be thinking of you

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #1159 on:** February 5, 2012, 10:50:42 am »

Quote from: cflyenraB on February 5, 2012, 10:17:50 am

You on the drink last night Bill? She means the next time someone is licking her box, she'll be thinking of you

Giggity