Author Topic: Post your dreams (Read 43229 times)

Danyaals Kop · « **Reply #280 on:** May 12, 2012, 04:50:43 pm »

I shagged Eva Carneiro in my dream last night.

Priest078 · « **Reply #281 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:00:20 pm »

Dreamed me and my dad and our dog were in a big field, she saw a sheep andgave chase. The farmer and his wife were there and the wife starts shouting for her husband to shoot our dog. I started running to save her but was waiting for the gun to fire. I woke up in sheer panic. Also been dreaming of my ex which isn't good.

joel · « **Reply #282 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:45:41 am »

Well, what a strange one just now!

Last night I dreamt we were in the FA cup Final against Newcastle at St.James', a bit weird seeing as it's played at Wembley. Fancied a pre-match pint so wandered to a pub named the Torch, it was the same pub as the Torch at Wembley. Bizarre. Got to the Torch to find out it had changed into a fancy disco bar with no fans to be seen. Disgruntled as I was I left.

Set off for the match, got inside the ground to be greeted by a smoking area inside, a bit like a gentlemen club. Full length sofas with old men smoking pipes. (Again, WTF

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With KO approaching I attempted to find the entrance to the stand, which I did. Once getting there, I was alone, in the concourse, singing Sweet Carroll 9. Wondering where the hell is everybody? Set off to my seat which was in the lower tier (This is where is gets even more strange) I get to my seat, look around, and noticed I was infact, at Wembley. Block 111 row 25 behind the goal, my CC final seat. The game started and somehow Newcastle had signed Van Persie from Arsenal who dived like a c*nt to get Carroll sent off, but no pen was given

Que everybody up in arms, but then, as if by magic, I was on row 1. My seat snapped from anger. I took this out on RVP, and of all things to throw at him, a box of cereal. Yes, I threw a box of cereal at Robin Van Persie! They then went 1-0 of a corner, Pepe was nowhere to be seen. Kenny took him off and replaced him with, Luis Garica, I mean, what the actual fuck is going on here

By HT they were 3-0 down, all I could think of was 2005. The people around me, disgusted with the officials decisions went in pursuit of the linesman. Swinging at him with the odd right hook, after all it was him who flagged for the Carroll 'foul'.

Ok, so we are 3-0 down against Newcastle in the FA Cup Final at half time. We've been in tougher places, against tougher teams with a lesser squad and still won. Keep the faith! So what does the dream do next? Yep, I wake up in my Sixth Form common room with everybody jeering at me saying how shite we are

Second half begins and we pull a goal back (in a similar fashion to the one last week). Then a second is netted and everyone turns a little more quiet, by this time it is time for lessons. How that is possible on a Saturday evening I'll never know! So we leave the TV playing, whilst we are 3-2 down pressing for a third and I have to go to a lesson! Checked the score at the end of the lesson and we have won 4-3, with 10 men and little Luis Garcia in goal.

I then woke up, logged on here and wrote this. I mean seriously

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!

Marty 85 · « **Reply #283 on:** May 14, 2012, 10:01:40 pm »

People should read up on their recent dreams and what they mean. Some of mine have rung a bell when reading up on them

Marty 85 · « **Reply #284 on:** May 17, 2012, 09:02:42 am »

I deamt that I was helping B&Q workers paint and decorate a room last night. Reading about what it meant I found this :

To dream of decorating home means new changes, financial success, stability and new beginnings. To dream that you are decorating your home poorly means you, your partner, family member or co-worker is dressing things up saying things which sound as though a marital, family or career issue is not beyond salvaging or improving. You or they are experiencing an emotional event shaking faith that there's any hope left. Someone you know is redecorating and rearranging the look of a situation with another way to look at the event having been given a new appearance that the situation is not quite as serious it looks, but it is serious.

Zanchent · « **Reply #285 on:** October 28, 2012, 02:33:57 pm »

Mitt Romney got his hand stuck in a photocopier, and died

El Monjo Boig · « **Reply #286 on:** October 29, 2012, 01:18:35 pm »

I've had two in the past couple of days. The first one involved an alien planet where they'd been building an enormous spaceship. A massive one, like the mothership on Independence Day, like the size of the Moon or something. Anyway, they launch it amid much fanfare. Cut to a meeting of the planet's cabinet, who are discussing the fact that it's given them a massive budget deficit and they need to find a way out. Eventually, they get the idea that they can use the ship to travel around the universe kidnapping people and holding them to ransom, then using the ransoms to pay down the debt and balance the budget. Eventually, they come to Earth and kidnap Angela Merkel, with the plan of holding Europe to ransom. After much negotiating, we manage to persuade them that we're broke too and can't pay anything. I woke up just as they were amending their plans, having given Merkel back, free of charge, and set off to kidnap Hu Jintao.

The second dream involved me working in a police helicopter, one of those ones with the infra-red things to pick out people's body heat. I had been sent to a big shopping centre to observe a disturbance there. For some reason I could see through the walls and roof with the infra red thing and so could see what was going on. For some reason, there was a velociraptor loose in the mall. As I watched it, I discovered that it was not actually attacking anyone (apart from a choir of singing kids, whom he dumped into a well that was inexplicably in the middle of the aisle). Instead, he was going around doing some impromptu interior decorating, using his claws on his feet to hang on things so he could paint higher up without using a ladder. The last thing I remember before it gets all fuzzy is that he was in Waterstones doing some work when he decided to take a break, picked up a book and went over to Costa.

I've no idea what either mean, but I'm pretty sure it involves being certifiably insane.

Roady · « **Reply #287 on:** October 29, 2012, 10:21:10 pm »

i blame the massive amounts of vodka redbulls on holiday.But whilst away last week i woke up or at least thought i did if that makes sense.I deffo remember going to bed and dreaming about some fella breaking in to our apartment.We were only on the first floor so the balcony over looked the pool bar and was maybe 12 foot max to the floor.Anyways i was dreaming about some fella breaking in and remember chasing him round the partment.it was tiny,so it took on a comical chase like in benny hill or something.I remember attacking him with a giant straw..why i have no idea and it obviously had little effect.Next minute im having a drink with him on the balcony from one of those bucket things you get whilst your on holiday, like a pitcher of cocktail. I then proceed to put the world to rights with this said burglar. I woke up in a panic on the balcony.Shit myself to be honest couldve been a lot worse.I then went back to bed careful to lock the balcony door and had a nice peaceful sleep.

Upinsmoke · « **Reply #288 on:** October 29, 2012, 10:30:09 pm »

I used to have a reccuring dream, think i was dreaming anyway....in my dream i was awake and i had no movement in my legs, i was just stuck there in bed, paralysed, used to happen all the time.

Flaccid Bobby Fowler · « **Reply #289 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:03:36 am »

At least once a month maybe even more, my dreams will consist of my teeth all falling out of my mouth with very little resistence, real gruesome but not painfull! fucked up.

themightybeard · « **Reply #290 on:** October 30, 2012, 01:16:03 pm »

Had 2 different ones last night. The first involved my fiancee and I having to traverse a load of sofas - they were lined up and it seemed to be a neverending passage - and at the bottom of these sofas were a load of animals asleep; some were dangerous, so we had to tiptoe quietly, and some were cute and harmless. It all ended when a snake-like monster woke up and hissed - that was a bit scary! It may just have inspired me to open up a sofa zoo though, so it's not all bad.

The second one was a Top Gear-style challenge between Lionel Messi and Dion Dublin (no idea why Dion appeared). The only way I can describe the cars is that they were old bangers that looked like Batmobiles. There didn't seem to be much purpose to the challenges as all they did was skid around in ridiculous amounts of mud, but Messi was declared the winner.

Generally, I have a lot of lucid dreams - quite a few of them involve some pressurised situation like an exam coming up, or something horrible like a pet dying, and I try and find any way I can out of it - then I eventually realise it's a dream and suddenly all is ok with the world, and my dream-self sort of then doesn't take things seriously for the rest of the time I'm asleep, if that makes sense. It's a weird thing to describe but it's pretty cool!

It works the other way though - I've been rich in my dreams a couple of times and then realised it's not real, and those ones tend to become a damp squib after that...

Foster · « **Reply #291 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:10:07 am »

Quote from: Bobby Fowler on October 30, 2012, 11:03:36 am

At least once a month maybe even more, my dreams will consist of my teeth all falling out of my mouth with very little resistence, real gruesome but not painfull! fucked up.

There's loads about that on Google. Seen it before.

RedTriumph · « **Reply #292 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:47:31 am »

Quote from: Bobby Fowler on October 30, 2012, 11:03:36 am

At least once a month maybe even more, my dreams will consist of my teeth all falling out of my mouth with very little resistence, real gruesome but not painfull! fucked up.

Yep, I've had dreams like that. They're quite common apparently. My teeth sometimes crumble and break, like they are the consistency of soft, cooked chicken bones. In the dream I resign myself to the fact I'm going to have to either wear dentures or spend a lot of money on dental work!

I've somehow recently become aware that I've had flying dreams for most of my life but never remembered them after waking. Don't know what triggered me to notice it, or why I've never remembered them till the last few days. Odd timing too, as I haven't had a flying dream in a long time, as far as I'm aware. Reading up on it, though, I think my flying dreams are different to a lot of people's. There's a ceiling invariably which I bounce along, trying to avoid objects and furniture in the room. Sometimes I lose height and float back down to the floor only to kick myself into the air again. I never feel in control of my direction; it's almost as if I'm weightless as a helium-filled balloon or that gravity has become less powerful than it even is on the moon. Apparently flying is evidence of lucid dreaming so if I ever become aware of it I hope I can try to control it.

Effes · « **Reply #293 on:** November 26, 2012, 12:56:07 am »

Just a short dream.

I was at a card table with 2 geezers and we were playing poker with the stubb parts of plane tickets.

The stakes were getting raised, so I folded.

When one of the blokes won, he showed his hand, and he had 3 of a kind - 3 x "D" seat tickets.

Weird.

Dowling10 · « **Reply #294 on:** November 26, 2012, 01:05:50 am »

Quote from: Upinsmoke on October 29, 2012, 10:30:09 pm

I used to have a reccuring dream, think i was dreaming anyway....in my dream i was awake and i had no movement in my legs, i was just stuck there in bed, paralysed, used to happen all the time.

Sleep paralysis?

BFM · « **Reply #295 on:** November 26, 2012, 04:05:49 am »

Quote from: Bobby Ffowler on October 30, 2012, 11:03:36 am

At least once a month maybe even more, my dreams will consist of my teeth all falling out of my mouth with very little resistence, real gruesome but not painfull! fucked up.

It means you're going to be rich

Jimmy Two Times · « **Reply #296 on:** November 26, 2012, 05:08:28 am »

Woke up in a panic this morning because I dreamt that this had gone empty after I bought a jar just yesterday - no worries, it was still there

The Fletcher Memorial · « **Reply #297 on:** November 26, 2012, 09:12:01 am »

Quote from: Jimmy Two Times on November 26, 2012, 05:08:28 am

Woke up in a panic this morning because I dreamt that this had gone empty after I bought a jar just yesterday - no worries, it was still there

You realise when you post things on RAWK, we can't all see you, too?

jooneyisdagod · « **Reply #298 on:** November 26, 2012, 09:16:10 am »

Off late almost every dream of mine seems to involve arguments or fights mostly with my parents or ''figures of authority'' like cops or the government. I've even started a riot in one of my dreams a couple of weeks ago. And I'm really starting to notice the trend now, its almost always on similar lines. Having a serious argument of some sort or the other. Last night involved incessant swearing at my own mother which I've never done in my life. Hmm.

I read an article a while back about the ten most common dreams and what they meant and strangely, I had not had anything resembling even one of them in recent times. Weird, huh ?

The Fletcher Memorial · « **Reply #299 on:** November 26, 2012, 09:32:00 am »

Quote from: Effes on November 26, 2012, 12:56:07 am

Just a short dream.

I was at a card table with 2 geezers and we were playing poker with the stubb parts of plane tickets.

The stakes were getting raised, so I folded.

When one of the blokes won, he showed his hand, and he had 3 of a kind - 3 x "D" seat tickets.

Weird.

Hmm. You seem to be anxious about something at the moment. Maybe things in work are getting on top of you and you need a break. You have a desire to “take off” and leave your problems behind. Your manifestation of two male opponents suggests feelings of self doubt; despite your best efforts, you know you are really up against it, exemplified by your “folding”. The three of a kind win by one of the men suggests you may feel that you are trapped in this situation with no foreseeable way out.

Either that or you’re a kinky cow who likes to play strip poker with fellas who then take you abroad for a dirty weekend.

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #300 on:** November 26, 2012, 09:38:40 am »

Had a dream I was fighting zombies in some mansion. I was armed and wasn't afraid. Just kept rebuilding barriers and getting headshots off. Could hear them everywhere. Think I need to stop playing Blops 2 Zombies.

Trim0582 · « **Reply #301 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:46:19 pm »

Dreamt I was plating up on Master Chef, and I was slicing a chicken breast but it had a runny yolk, not like an egg stuffed breast (which would be crazy), but a hybrid betwixt the two (which I guess is also crazy). It did look appealing but I was struggling on how best to present my potatos, I had and nice mash and some tiny cubed sauteed potato.

Then I woke, hungry, for chickegg and potato.

Hmmm very odd

Agger · « **Reply #302 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:36:53 pm »

Often when I dream about me being in a fight with someone, I just can't get a good punch or kick. Everything goes slow and feels heavy. Anyone else experiencing this?

Trim0582 · « **Reply #303 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:42:50 pm »

Quote from: Agger on November 27, 2012, 01:36:53 pm

Often when I dream about me being in a fight with someone, I just can't get a good punch or kick. Everything goes slow and feels heavy. Anyone else experiencing this?

Yep exactly that one, and needing to run but my legs feel like jelly and I can't get up to speed at all

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #304 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:54:25 pm »

Quote from: Agger on November 27, 2012, 01:36:53 pm

Often when I dream about me being in a fight with someone, I just can't get a good punch or kick. Everything goes slow and feels heavy. Anyone else experiencing this?

Yeah, reckon it's normal in dreams. When you're focusing on movements you can see the flaws that come from your mind/brain having to process(create) and comprehend everything simultaneously IMHO.

Renato · « **Reply #305 on:** November 27, 2012, 04:39:22 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on November 27, 2012, 01:54:25 pm

Yeah, reckon it's normal in dreams. When you're focusing on movements you can see the flaws that come from your mind/brain having to process(create) and comprehend everything simultaneously IMHO.

Thought it was just the covers and your body position restricting movement

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #306 on:** November 27, 2012, 04:43:09 pm »

Everybody was wearing the same t-shirt as me. People I don't know, people I hadn't seen in years. Everybody.

Was a bit weird.

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #307 on:** November 27, 2012, 05:12:25 pm »

Quote from: Renato on November 27, 2012, 04:39:22 pm

Thought it was just the covers and your body position restricting movement

Dunno. When it's instinctive and sometimes when I think and attempt to do it I can usually run and jump incredible distances and heights.

mkferdy · « **Reply #308 on:** November 27, 2012, 05:22:00 pm »

Had a dream I got caught up in a tsunami last night. It was a very rivid dream, felt very relieved when I woke up.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #309 on:** November 27, 2012, 06:39:16 pm »

Had a dream last week that me, my bird, and our kid were climbing over a massive tree. Big 100ft tall job. We were walking along the branches over a body of water. May have been a river I'm not sure. I was pulling my car along behind me when suddenly my kid slipped on his branch. I tried to grab him but missed and he fell down into the water. At this point I sat up and screamed my girlfriends name, which woke us all up. No idea what that was about

Flaccid Bobby Fowler · « **Reply #310 on:** November 27, 2012, 07:12:50 pm »

Quote from: Agger on November 27, 2012, 01:36:53 pm

Often when I dream about me being in a fight with someone, I just can't get a good punch or kick. Everything goes slow and feels heavy. Anyone else experiencing this?

I have the exact same dreams very regularly. I also have dreams where I have a gun to defend myself against an attacker of some sort but when I shoot it the bullet comes out real slow and causes no damage!

thedanny · « **Reply #311 on:** November 27, 2012, 07:27:26 pm »

Quote from: Bobby Ffowler on November 27, 2012, 07:12:50 pm

I have the exact same dreams very regularly. I also have dreams where I have a gun to defend myself against an attacker of some sort but when I shoot it the bullet comes out real slow and causes no damage!

I used to have one where I'd be in a fight and I'd just be battering the person but I could only hit them from the waist down... no matter how many times and how fucked up their legs etc were they would come crawling after me and I'd not be able to hit their upper body or head.

What does this mean?!

Red_Irishman · « **Reply #312 on:** November 28, 2012, 01:51:55 am »

Constantly have a dream about my teeth falling out. Firstly I would grind them, then one would come loose and I'd pull it out then the rest would just be falling out. Been happening for about 3 months now, once every couple of weeks.

Googled it and it said it could be money related which sounds correct enough but why teeth!!

Red_Irishman · « **Reply #313 on:** November 28, 2012, 01:53:55 am »

Quote from: Bobby Ffowler on October 30, 2012, 11:03:36 am

At least once a month maybe even more, my dreams will consist of my teeth all falling out of my mouth with very little resistence, real gruesome but not painfull! fucked up.

Sh1t, sorry for double post but didn't see this. Were having the same dreamit sounds. Very odd that.

flw · « **Reply #314 on:** November 28, 2012, 02:02:27 am »

I have 2 regular dreams and have dreampt them on and off for years for as long as i remember.

One is or the sea which suddenly starts swelling and the wave getting higher and higher and is almost going to swamp me and im trying to run away as fast as i can but my legs are like lead and i cant move quick enough to get away and just as it goes to engulf me , i always wake up heart racing .
second one is, i keep returning to a place i know ( although i dont know it in waking life ) and i always find this room i didnt know as there, but somehow i know its got an evil spirit in it and i try to be brave and open the door only to find , i then start screaming as im paralised with fear and usually wakr myself up . I guess more nightmare than dream

elsewhere · « **Reply #315 on:** November 28, 2012, 02:12:03 am »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on May 19, 2009, 04:28:15 pm

I dreamt that I was fighting Muhammad Ali for the heavyweight title, but it wasn't the float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Ali but the Ali of today, so basically i was fighting a 67 year old man with parkinsons. Not trying to say I'm a good boxer but I did beat the shit out of him for 12 rounds and won on points. When i left the arena I was suddenly on Allerton road, i walked into a newsagent to get a coke or something and Ali owned the place, he started kicking off and saying I was robbing stuff from his shop. He ran outside and started shouting 'police, police!' so i ran outside and I'm sorry to say this but i smacked him from behind and started kicking the shit out of him on the floor and ran off. When i got home my family were all cheering because I was the world champion but someone put the radio on and the news reports said I had brutally attacked Ali in the street, everyone just slowly turned around and looked at me in silence. That's all I can remember. I quite like Ali, I am fucked up.

This made me laugh out loudly in a restaurant

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #316 on:** November 29, 2012, 01:29:34 am »

Quote from: flw on November 28, 2012, 02:02:27 am

second one is, i keep returning to a place i know ( although i dont know it in waking life ) and i always find this room i didnt know as there, but somehow i know its got an evil spirit in it and i try to be brave and open the door only to find , i then start screaming as im paralised with fear and usually wakr myself up . I guess more nightmare than dream

Shiiit. Are you me?!

I used to have one that was eerily similar to that. Used to get it, I don't know, every 6-months or so and did so for a good few years.

I'd walk through a door into a bright-white room, huge room, where my mum would be waiting on the other side. Inside this room (it's like a hanger, absolutely massive) there's another room with a huge black door on the side (there's also a ceiling door!). I know there's something inside which I don't want to disturb or annoy so I always spend the whole dream just walking around this room.

My mum serves no purpose in the dream, she just follows me. I don't get why my subconscious decides she's needed at all.

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #317 on:** November 29, 2012, 01:45:55 am »

Anyone tried lucid dreaming before? Heard it is quite good when you're having a constant dream that you want to finish like the ones posted above.

Scaryscouse · « **Reply #318 on:** November 29, 2012, 01:51:25 am »

I keep having a reoccuring dream of having to re sit a my leaving cert maths or a college maths exam. I havem't studdied for it and it's on in a few minutes and I'm freaking out. And even in my dream I realise I'm out of college and I don't need to do it then I wake up.

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #319 on:** November 29, 2012, 05:40:46 am »

Quote from: Y2J on November 29, 2012, 01:45:55 am

Anyone tried lucid dreaming before? Heard it is quite good when you're having a constant dream that you want to finish like the ones posted above.

Only by chance. Whenever I attempt to do it, the dream always collapses.

Edit: Nearly forgot this , thank God I remembered. Shagged this bird last night, she wasn't all that fit but the sex was good. can't remember exactly what we did though. This is yet another sex dream I've had whenever I sleep for a few hours to wake up for a match at 3/4am before going to bed again afterwards.