I hear Elsie the tea lady is next. The catering manager gave her orders and the money to buy Tetley Teabags because they were a massive step up from the Lidl Own Brand Teabags everyone was used to. However, the silly old twat went out and overspent on Liptons Fine English Breakfast Teabags. She thought that overspending on them would mean that her mugs of tea would be such a success, next year the budget would be increased so she could shop in Harrods. Unfortunately, things didn't work out quite well and even though the odd mug was rather tasty, overall, Liptons are more of an acquired taste and have a habit of being strong in some smaller mugs but weak in other bigger mugs. So now she's been fucked off, it's back to Plan A this summer. Buy Tetleys and make sure every fucking mug of tea is as good at the beginning of the box as it is at the end of the box.
