Author Topic: All time LFC Draft - Semi Finals (Read 2165 times)

Hazell · « **on:** March 1, 2018, 08:41:35 pm »

Welcome to the all time LFC Draft quarter finals.

Please select the winner from each of the following matches, based on their performances for LFC only:

Match 1: Gerry Attrick vs Hazell

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Match 2: Trendisnotdestiny vs vivabobbygraham

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Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #1 on:** March 1, 2018, 09:46:54 pm »

Cussing and Fussing - Cheers Bobby

Analphylaxis - shock of a red roto rooter up one's backside (usually a symptom of a bleeding hemorrhoid midfield) --- Fletch F Fletcher

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #2 on:** March 2, 2018, 01:09:10 am »

Obviously I'm biased in the 2nd game but the first one is so tight. I just went with Hazell after long deliberation, cos both teams are boss. What just swung was the midfield. Xabi, Jimmy and Sir Matt would sit in with the obvious threats upfront from Craig, Steve and Albert and with the pace and guile up front would hurt Gerry on the counter attack. Mark Wright was underrated and Rob Jones was a cracking full back in defence and going forward. Really close and well played both managers

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #3 on:** March 2, 2018, 01:11:34 am »

In my game.....too many arrows, Trend. That's when you know the games up. There were less fucking arrows in Custer's last stand! Good side though, buddy. Well played. Against anyone else except me, I'd have voted for that side purely because of Kenny.......but Stevies, Nicol and Gerrard, class in a glass and our 3rd highest ever goalscorer up top? Dynamite! Bullets from the two steve's, Phil, Raheem and Alec pinging them from 40 yards too. Unstoppable.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #4 on:** March 2, 2018, 01:51:44 am »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on March 2, 2018, 01:11:34 am

In my game.....too many arrows, Trend. That's when you know the games up. There were less fucking arrows in Custer's last stand! Good side though, buddy. Well played. Against anyone else except me, I'd have voted for that side purely because of Kenny.......but Stevies, Nicol and Gerrard, class in a glass and our 3rd highest ever goalscorer up top? Dynamite! Bullets from the two steve's, Phil, Raheem and Alec pinging them from 40 yards too. Unstoppable.

Agreed with almost every word! One more arrow was needed for (moi) the manager --- see picture down below! Steve Martin eat your heart out.

Well out, Bobby!. Totally deserved. Impressed with you as a poster, adversary, and as a knowledgeable manager! Cheers

Is there a 3rd and 4th place match? Hahaha

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #5 on:** March 2, 2018, 02:50:56 am »

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on March 2, 2018, 01:51:44 am

Agreed with almost every word! One more arrow was needed for the manager --- see picture down below! Steve Martin eat your heart out.

Well out, Bobby!. Totally deserved. Impressed with you as a poster, adversary, and as a knowledgeable manager! Cheers

Is there a 3rd and 4th place match? Hahaha

Can you mention the above on TAW thread where they describe me with luminaries such as tit, dickhead and

yet I still subscribe!

I am also a big fan of your good self
Suckhole
Scouse Slang
1. obsequious or ingratiating person; toady; 2. treat in a servile or obsequious manner: â€œto suckhole to the bossâ€

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #6 on:** March 2, 2018, 03:24:22 am »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on March 2, 2018, 02:50:56 am

Can you mention the above on TAW thread where they describe me with luminaries such as tit, dickhead and yet I still subscribe!

I am also a big fan of your good self
Suckhole
Scouse Slang
1. obsequious or ingratiating person; toady; 2. treat in a servile or obsequious manner: â€œto suckhole to the bossâ€

Djozer! I think we have started a "trend". Viva is destined for the finals and in my book -- will win the whole schebang.

Schebang: a word said right after an annoying phrase: "That's what she said" - or one win big victorious orgasmic lapdance of chipping John Ruddy.

Btw, is a suckhole on a bus, a suckubus

Just need clarification, as I might want to (ahem) borrow this word.

Roger Federer · « **Reply #7 on:** March 2, 2018, 09:00:09 am »

Gerry and vivabobby.

It's close in both games, but Gerry has a better defence and attack and a decent enough midfield to match Hazell's, if Litmanen drops deep. Kyrgiakos stands out in such a negative way, and Karius has had what, 10 good games for us? The side also lack goals compared to Gerry. It's a fine front three but it lacks someone to take advantage of their creativity. If Beardsley is playing as a "false 9", then the wingers need to be forward like Salah and Mane I think, rather than midfielders like Maxi and Garcia, even if both were decent infront of goal too.

VivaBobby just has a better balanced side, and his midfield would dominate. But it's close here as well, as Dalglish, Heighway and Firmino are clearly outstanding players.

tubby · « **Reply #8 on:** March 2, 2018, 10:25:28 am »

Gerry and Trend for me.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #9 on:** March 2, 2018, 10:31:50 am »

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on March 2, 2018, 03:24:22 am

Djozer! I think we have started a "trend". Viva is destined for the finals and in my book -- will win the whole schebang.

Schebang: a word said right after an annoying phrase: "That's what she said" - or one win big victorious orgasmic lapdance of chipping John Ruddy.

Btw, is a suckhole on a bus, a suckubus Just need clarification, as I might want to (ahem) borrow this word.

Suckubus is a Mourinho term I believe and has no bearing on the word suckhole. However, for example, Duncan Castles is a Mourinho suckhole therefore could be classed as a derivative of suckubus under those circumstances. Feel free to indulge in this delicious delight of a word

Titi Camara · « **Reply #10 on:** March 2, 2018, 02:39:41 pm »

Hazell

Trend

Super close call on both to be honest

Gerry Attrick · « **Reply #11 on:** March 2, 2018, 05:16:17 pm »

There's no coming back from this deficit. Cheers to those that have voted for us though!

Betty Blue · « **Reply #12 on:** March 2, 2018, 05:39:04 pm »

Quote from: Gerry Attrick on March 2, 2018, 05:16:17 pm

There's no coming back from this deficit. Cheers to those that have voted for us though!

Forgot to thank you for completing my team by the way. You did an excellent job. Probably better than I would have done!

Karius in the final. Who'd have thought it. Actually, David Burrows is a far greater abomination. One of the worst players I've ever seen in a Liverpool shirt to actually get numerous appearances. The epitome of average.

Hazell · « **Reply #13 on:** March 2, 2018, 07:29:46 pm »

I have to say, I'm not down with everyone bad mouthing my team.

Also, I should get two extra votes given Betty and Gerry effectively have a tag team/Blockbusters style 2 v 1 thing going on and Sarge is bitter he got beat by a team made up mostly of post 1990's players (probably).

Betty Blue · « **Reply #14 on:** March 2, 2018, 07:51:48 pm »

I swear Trend was about 10 votes down at one point. Looks like Trend took all Saint's wives when he knocked him out.

Hazell · « **Reply #15 on:** March 2, 2018, 08:52:28 pm »

Unlucky bobby, so close. Well played Trend.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #16 on:** March 2, 2018, 09:39:19 pm »

Called on the RAWK writers guild for a little help (to make it respectable and all --- one point I was down 8 or 9 I believe).

Never thought in a million years it would be in a winning effort. Cheers to Bobby, though; outstanding side that.

One day I will tell the tale of how I got to 15 votes, but it will have to wait for after the final and shot of whiskey

Btw, not optimistic about a final against Hazell --- Bridesmaid ~~Revisited~~ Visits

Oh, Hazell! I'll take Kyriakos back now that your offer means something

TA

Betty Blue · « **Reply #17 on:** March 2, 2018, 10:25:41 pm »

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on March 2, 2018, 09:39:19 pm

Called on the RAWK writers guild for a little help (to make it respectable and all --- one point I was down 8 or 9 I believe).

For real? I hate to be a stick in the mud, but canvasing for votes is a huge no no in drafting mate. I know you may not have meant it that way, but the huge swing towards you makes it look very unfavourable. This kind of thing is what led to a few massive draft fall outs in the past.

Djozer · « **Reply #18 on:** March 2, 2018, 10:27:23 pm »

Top notch cuss words from Trend saw him over the line. Good team, but so was Bobby's. Considerations to both losing semi-finalists. Is there a third place playoff? Looking forward to the final.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #19 on:** March 3, 2018, 12:07:19 am »

Where's VAR when you need it?

Lastrador · « **Reply #20 on:** March 3, 2018, 12:30:35 am »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on March 3, 2018, 12:07:19 am

Where's VAR when you need it?

I think we need WCM, wives control management.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #21 on:** March 3, 2018, 03:04:53 am »

Quote from: Lastrador on March 3, 2018, 12:30:35 am

I think we need WCM, wives control management.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #22 on:** March 3, 2018, 01:50:20 pm »

Quote from: Betty Blue on March 2, 2018, 07:51:48 pm

I swear Trend was about 10 votes down at one point. Looks like Trend took all Saint's wives when he knocked him out.

Same happened against me in the first round. I was miles ahead then he got about 10 votes straight.

Guess the non drafters are the late voters and love his team.

Betty Blue · « **Reply #23 on:** March 3, 2018, 02:11:28 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on March 3, 2018, 01:50:20 pm

Same happened against me in the first round. I was miles ahead then he got about 10 votes straight.

Guess the non drafters are the late voters and love his team.

This is worse than the Calciopoli.

Samie · « **Reply #24 on:** March 3, 2018, 02:18:04 pm »

We have finally found our Sepp Blatter of Rawk Drafts.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #25 on:** March 3, 2018, 02:25:20 pm »

Quote from: Samie on March 3, 2018, 02:18:04 pm

We have finally found our Sepp Blatter of Rawk Drafts.

Oh Dearie -

Sepperceded: the residue emitted after being slimed with a Blatter corruption comparison (Eel Lobo, 2018) - Seedy citation

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Author Topic: All time LFC Draft - Semi Finals (Read 2165 times)