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Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1440 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:31:17 pm »

I typed 'clam' instead of 'calm'.

It was an accident. Blame Andy@Allerton for this outbreak, not me!

Back with the thread I agree with Willie - let's hope Nani is in tears again!

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #1441 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:33:04 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on October 13, 2011, 03:31:17 pm

I typed 'clam' instead of 'calm'.

It was an accident. Blame Andy@Allerton for this outbreak, not me!

Back with the thread I agree with Willie - let's hope Nani is in tears again!

Wow!! Pun king Crosby Nick has had his fillet of puns

Groundskeeper Willie · « **Reply #1442 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:33:20 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on October 13, 2011, 03:22:17 pm

Odd pun. I dont get it

That's what I was fishing for.

OLDIE · « **Reply #1443 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:33:42 pm »

Quote from: 88_RED on October 13, 2011, 03:28:28 pm

Another 163 pages to go before we qualify for the transfer forum..

Snail · « **Reply #1444 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:34:42 pm »

It's going to be a toughie, let's hope our lads don't shrimp away from the challenge.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #1445 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:35:59 pm »

Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on October 13, 2011, 03:33:20 pm

That's what I was fishing for.

Quite the oppur-tuna-tist

Nazi Dickhead · « **Reply #1446 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:36:49 pm »

There nothing Morwong than to see a thread fall into a terrible battle of puns.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #1447 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:38:21 pm »

Quote from: adam18 on October 13, 2011, 03:36:49 pm

There nothing Morwong than to see a thread fall into a terrible battle of puns.

Aye, the Coderators will be in any minute to put us in our plaice

bclfc · « **Reply #1448 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:39:54 pm »

Only 48 hours left of these puns to go.... holy mackerel.

Snail · « **Reply #1449 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:40:23 pm »

Quote from: adam18 on October 13, 2011, 03:36:49 pm

There nothing Morwong than to see a thread fall into a terrible battle of puns.

Shoaly you're exaggerating?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1450 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:42:32 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on October 13, 2011, 03:33:04 pm

Wow!! Pun king Crosby Nick has had his fillet of puns

Look, I'd school you all if I wanted but I just didn't want to be the one blamed for taking us off course. I know I get blamed for a lot of the pun stuff but honestly, my heart is in the whitebait - I just want to talk football.

Groundskeeper Willie · « **Reply #1451 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:43:54 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on October 13, 2011, 03:35:59 pm

Quite the oppur-tuna-tist

I don't know any more English fish names, so I'll have to bow out now.

Basstard.

beefdog · « **Reply #1452 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:46:01 pm »

Quote from: adam18 on October 13, 2011, 03:36:49 pm

There nothing Morwong than to see a thread fall into a terrible battle of puns.

Nice of you to join us Roy.

Hazell · « **Reply #1453 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:46:42 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on October 13, 2011, 03:42:32 pm

Look, I'd school you all if I wanted but I just didn't want to be the one blamed for taking us off course. I know I get blamed for a lot of the pun stuff but honestly, my heart is in the whitebait - I just want to talk football.

Part of me thinks you did it on purpose.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #1454 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:46:47 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on October 13, 2011, 03:42:32 pm

Look, I'd school you all if I wanted but I just didn't want to be the one blamed for taking us off course. I know I get blamed for a lot of the pun stuff but honestly, my heart is in the whitebait - I just want to talk football.

Am I herring you correctly? Are calling us all trout?

Max999 · « **Reply #1455 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:49:00 pm »

not sure if this is my plaice to say, but these puns are getting out of hand

J-Mc- · « **Reply #1456 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:49:32 pm »

ffs, someone casts the line out and the rest of you just latch on like some starving fish, can we please get this back on track!?

88_RED · « **Reply #1457 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:51:37 pm »

So we're playing the prawn cocktail brigade on saturday eh!!

Snail · « **Reply #1458 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:52:21 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on October 13, 2011, 03:46:42 pm

Part of me thinks you did it on porpoise.

Ftfy.

Anyway, back on track, I fancy Suarez to bag a couple on Saturday.

The cheeky little scamp(i).

red_til_i_die · « **Reply #1459 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:54:30 pm »

Oh my Cod! can we stop with the fish puns

csgreen · « **Reply #1460 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:58:40 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on October 13, 2011, 03:46:42 pm

Part of me thinks you did it on purpose.

Shouldn't you say on porpoise? (That's close enough to a fish, right? - It swims...

).

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #1461 on:** October 13, 2011, 03:59:43 pm »

Pepe

Johnno Carra Agger Enrique

Kuyt Gerrard Lucas Beller.s

Suarez Carroll

It's Jimmy Corkhill · « **Reply #1462 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:05:05 pm »

Fish!...
Fish!...
Fish!...
Fish!...

JerseyKloppite · « **Reply #1463 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:11:44 pm »

Quote from: It's Jimmy Corkhill on October 13, 2011, 04:05:05 pm

Fish!...
Fish!...
Fish!...
Fish!...

Defeat would be a Cat-astrophe.

I'm confident that Anfield will be the best plaice to be on Saturday though.

Aristotle · « **Reply #1464 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:15:12 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on October 13, 2011, 03:59:43 pm

Pepe

Johnno Carra Agger Enrique

Kuyt Gerrard Lucas Beller.s

Suarez Carroll

You know of the autocorrect and make the extra effort to still use it.

WHY?!

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #1465 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:16:59 pm »

You lot are just talking pollocks

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1466 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:18:36 pm »

Ray-na and Skrteel are the key to this one I think.

Hazell · « **Reply #1467 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:18:39 pm »

Quote from: Aristotle on October 13, 2011, 04:15:12 pm

You know of the autocorrect and make the extra effort to still use it.

WHY?!

I think it shouldn't be an autocorrect, given it's his nickname with in the club.

cox3100 · « **Reply #1468 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:43:16 pm »

ive haddock with all the shite puns

seriously though i tell you what is fishy,mark lawrenson with his weekly 1-1 draw for us

shoal(y) to cod he could predict a liverpool win now and again

MassDriver · « **Reply #1469 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:48:21 pm »

Quote from: the_red_pill on October 12, 2011, 11:01:31 pm

Gold!
Mind if i sig this, MassD?

Not sure if you are still interested but my pleasure mate

crichton · « **Reply #1470 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:58:47 pm »

Clean bill of health apparently, so will we see kk pick his actual first x1 for this one. This selection could tell us a lot about how he sees his team in the long term.

trembles97 · « **Reply #1471 on:** October 13, 2011, 04:59:04 pm »

Really hope Dagger is fit enough to start. Kenny'll probably be coy with giving out info though

ryatnalkar · « **Reply #1472 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:01:59 pm »

I hope not, but we might drop Suarez and play Gerrard with Carroll if he is too tired. Kenny seems to like replacing Suarez with Gerrard in the recent games and with Carroll Gerrard will be very much playing in the hole. I dont know, it might surprise the mancs.

Oh and on topic. Stop all the fishy puns. They're so crab!!!

fatherjack · « **Reply #1473 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:05:42 pm »

Quote from: J-Mc- on October 13, 2011, 02:25:17 pm

Kelly or Johnson is the main question.

Overlapping, attacking fullbacks with Bellamy, Downing/Kuyt, Suarez and Carroll upfront could cause them a shit load of problems.

Reina

Johnson Carragher Agger Enrique

Lucas Gerrard

Downing Suarez Bellamy

Carroll

Or

Reina

Kelly Carragher Agger Enrique

Lucas Adam

Kuyt Gerrard Suarez

Carroll

I'm in the Upper Annie on saturday row 4 right above the mancs, i reckon either of those lineups have a decent chance of keeping the shower beneath me quiet.

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #1474 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:08:13 pm »

Quote from: Aristotle on October 13, 2011, 04:15:12 pm

You know of the autocorrect and make the extra effort to still use it.

WHY?!

Because his teammates use it.

Carra-ton · « **Reply #1475 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:27:56 pm »

We will need to be at the top of our game. I can't see that. Reckless giving away of the ball by Charlie or Downing, lazy laid back attitude in not closing down defenders by Andy, shirt-holding by Skrtel, risky back passes by Enrique and poor passing in general are the things which we need to get rid of for this match. We need to improve with effort and try and play the game as hard and on the deck as possible.
Pressing has to improve as well, all in all we have to be a lot lot better than what we have been to win this one.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #1476 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:29:34 pm »

Quote from: Carra-ton on October 13, 2011, 05:27:56 pm

We will need to be at the top of our game. I can't see that. Reckless giving away of the ball by Charlie or Downing, lazy laid back attitude in not closing down defenders by Andy, shirt-holding by Skrtel, risky back passes by Enrique and poor passing in general are the things which we need to get rid of for this match. We need to improve with effort and try and play the game as hard and on the deck as possible.
Pressing has to improve as well, all in all we have to be a lot lot better than what we have been to win this one.

Pre-identifying five scapegoats in one post - even for RAWK that is fairly impressive.

Carra-ton · « **Reply #1477 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:36:09 pm »

Quote from: exiledintheusa on October 13, 2011, 05:29:34 pm

Pre-identifying five scapegoats in one post - even for RAWK that is fairly impressive.

I don't want to single out people, but these are the areas where we need to be a bit more alert. If the players mentioned put in a good shift, and don't commit some of the errors that they have done, we will be fine, but we need to step it up in terms of consistency in this one. We can't afford to have one good and one bad half in this one.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #1478 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:37:13 pm »

Quote from: Carra-ton on October 13, 2011, 05:36:09 pm

I don't want to single out people, but these are the areas where we need to be a bit more alert. If the players mentioned put in a good shift, and don't commit some of the errors that they have done, we will be fine, but we need to step it up in terms of consistency in this one. We can't afford to have one good and one bad half in this one.

We'll be three up by half-time, so that second half will be a bit poorer.

Veinticinco de Mayo · « **Reply #1479 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:38:03 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on October 13, 2011, 05:08:13 pm

Because his teammates use it.

Are you one of his team mates?